Saturday, January 14, 2012
Shit Gangsters Should Not Say
These shit says videos are not going to stop and I don't mind. As long as I keep peeping the funny ones then I'm fine. This is a video about what gangstas should not say.
LoveRance Ft. 50 Cent -Up (Music Video)
LoveRance gives us the video for their buzzing single talking about beating the pussy up. It features 50 Cent and he's in the video loving it.
30 Rock: Season 6, Episode 1
Liz finds a new happiness; Jenna finds a popular new gig humiliating children on NBC's "America's Kidz Got Singing."
The Office: Season 8, Episode 11
Pressed to boost the bottom line, Andy finds a novel way to improve sales, while Dwight explores corporate opportunities outside Scranton.
Yo Gotti Ft. Rick Ross-Harder (Music Video)
Yo Gotti gives us a video for the Rick Ross assisted track that is off his album, Live From The Kitchen, that was just released on Tuesday.
Common Performs "Celebtrate" on Jimmy Fallon
Common performs the happy go lucky song on his album on Late Night W/ Jimmy Fallon. He's backed by The Roots of course.
M-M-M-Maybach Music Woman Identified
That woman above is Jessica Gomes. Although you may not who she is, you have definitely heard her voice saying "Maybach Music" and more on MMG affiliated tracks. She's a model and has been identified. Now we're waiting to hear more details about how in the hell she got together with Rick Ross.
C'mon Son 29 (Ed Lover)
Happy 2012! We hit the nerves on this one! Welcome to Jay and Beyonce's world, plus we touch everything else! Jersey Shore, Drake and Common and more!
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Best Of Scared Straight In 1999!
"You gon have to suck my muthafuckin dick , muthafucka when my dick get hard muthafucka" Someone thought it would be great to make a best of the Scared Straight series in 1999. Definitely some funny material. You may have tears in your eyes from laughing so hard.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
WickLow Presents Officer Ricky "Bawse Sauce" (Young Jeezy Diss)
WickLow has been impersonating Rick Ross for some time now and he's back at it again with another spoof diss against Jeezy. Definitely funny and something you should check out. Wale put on a hairnet, that's nasty.
Yelawolf ft. Kid Rock - Let's Roll (Music Video)
Yelawolf riding around the city with Kid Rock in this video. Don't sleep on Yela!
Mary J. Blige Ft. Drake-Mr. Wrong (Music Video)
Mary J and Drake get together for her video off her latest album.
Mark Ronsons Ft. Erykah Badu, Trombone Shorty, Mos Def, Zigaboo Modeliste, and Members of The Dap Kings-A La Modeliste
Mark Ronson gets all these artists together to make a great sounding song for New Orleans. Your mama don't wear no drawers, we was there when she took 'em off. Oh boy. I definitely need to get to New Orleans this year.
Shit Nobody Says
One of the latest editions of the Shit Says series. This guy gives us a bunch of shit nobody says such as "I miss faxing" and "I miss my modem." Pretty funny and definitely right on because no one says any of this shit.
J. Nolan-Time Machine
J. Nolan is getting us ready for when his next project comes out sooner than later.
Time Machine
J.Nolan- Time Machine (prod. oriJanus x Tuelv) by manifestmovement
Ryan Leslie-Beautiful Lie
Beautiful Lie
Ryan Leslie-Good Girl
Same deal here. Video was out and now we have the song. I need a good girl though.
Good Girl
John Legend-Hey Girl
This song was featured on an EP that Estelle and John Legend did together but now he's singing on the whole track which I'm not mad at. Hey girl, would you give me a chance?
Hey Girl
Maino-Predictions 2012
Maino takes a different route with his 2012 predictions. You think he's going to talk about the bullshit that he usually talks about but shit changes a minute into it.
Predictions 2012
Kirko Bangz Ft. Paul Wall-Knowmtalmbout
Kirko!! Please don't sleep on Kirko. Although this is slowed the fuck up it's supposed to be like that. Mixtape coming soon.
Knowmtalmbout
Michael Francis-Pony (Prod. by City On The Beat)
Michael Francis takes a shot at Ginuwine's "Pony" and I'm not mad at him. It could never sound like the original but good stuff right here.
Pony
Bow Wow Ft. Lloyd Banks-Yeah Yeah
Bow Wow recruiting big timers for his album. Definitely a good track but what will become of Bow Wow and his album and having it pushed back so many times.
Yeah Yeah
14th-Hide Yourself (EP)
14th - Hide Yourself EP by 14th
Apathy-A Wonderful XMas Time (Produced by Scoop Deville)
I'm late as shit with this since it's a Xmas song but he definitely had nice song in he makes a list of his wishes for Xmas 2011. Still relevant for now so check it out.
A Wonderful XMas Time
Chris Akinyemi - Second Place
Chris Akinyemi is back with another single that he's pushing out there to the masses. I would definitely say give this a try. The first time I jammed Chris it was to his other single "Radio" which you can also check out below.
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
President Obama Honors the Dallas Mavericks
The President congratulates the Dallas Mavericks on their 2011 NBA Championship. January 9, 2011.
JMSN - Something (Music Video)
Creepy ass video but of course there's a meaning behind everything you watch. If you really want that meaning then on over to the following link.
http://iamjmsn.tumblr.com/post/15607120616/something-video-explanation
Octopus though?! Come on!
Tyga - Rack City (Music Video)
Here is the official video for Tyga's "Rack City." Tyga's album should see a release later this month. Yes surprising that someone other than Wayne, Birdman, Minaj, or Drake is putting out an album.
Lion Wants To Eat But Can't
At the Wellington Zoo in New Zealand, a lion was being looked upon by a little girl and just locked eyes with her. By looking at this video you know exactly what was on his mind.
Common-Stay Schemin' (Drake Diss)
Common dissed Drake. No subliminal stuff either. He went at his neck. Now we impatiently wait for a track from Drake.
Stay Schemin' (Drake Diss)
Gucci Mane-Club Hoppin'
Club Hoppin
Jay Z Ft. B.I.C-Glory
Glory
Scotty Boi Ft Rick Ross & French Montana-Lawyer Fees
Lawyer Fees
Kobe Bryant: Bitch You Wasn't With Me Shootin' In The Gym! (PIC)
If you don't know where this is coming from then you need to listen to Stay Schemin' and most specifically Drake's verse. Props to Winston for lacing my facebook with this.
Gunplay ft Triple C's-Fuck Shit
This song appeared without the other members of Triple C's but now they're here to joint Gunplay and fuck shit up. In a good way of course.
Fuck Shit
Lloyd-Feel Like June
This came out earlier but with many tags and it wasn't done. Now we have the finished version as well as tagless joint. Don't sleep on Lloyd.
Feel Like June
Chris Brown -Don't Wake Me Up
Don't Wake Me Up
Ruben Studdard-June 28th (I'm Single)
Ummmm, so Ruben is single and ready to mingle. He married, 2 years later he divorced. When you see him on the street don't be afraid to speak. Oh boy.
June 28th (I'm Single)
Travis Porter-Clockwork
Is this for a single off a mixtape or an album? Definitely would like to see an album from these three. I think it bumps when you have that whip appeal so look for it.
Clockwork
Sammie-Bounce Back (Prod. by Cornaboyz)
Bounce Back (Prod. by Cornaboyz)
Young Jeezy-Shot Caller Remix
Shot Caller Remix
Bobby V-Treat Me So Bad
Treat Me So Bad
Bei Maejor ft. Wale, Trey Songz, T-Pain & Nelly-Trouble Remix
It's only the remix because Nelly got added on there. If you want this version without Nelly then check the archives.
Trouble Remix
Ace Hood-Lord Knows Freestyle
Even I want to rap over this beat. Ace Hood is preparing yet another damn mixtape so check it out while it's hot.
Lord Knows Freestyle
Masspike Miles-Love Come Down
The singer from MMG. His project comes out today so hopefully it's good enough to share on the site. Check it out though.
Love Come Down
Tank-Next Breath
Tank is preparing an album so get ready for it. I have a feeling that ladies just get go crazy when they hear Tank. Is it true?
Next Breath
Keith Corbett-Promise U
I don't know who this dude is but he sings well and this song is pretty dope. Check it out.
Promise U
The Dream-ROC
The Dream is preparing to drop an album this year and hopefully he stays true to his word. After giving us his free album this past fall I'm ready for another one asap. Check this out because it sounds like some vintage Dream music.
ROC
Rick Ross ft. Wale & Meek Mill-Bag Of Money
What is this?! Maybach Music!! I don't know what's really going on with these three. Don't know where it's appearing but I'm all about it. My bitch bad, looking like a bag of money.
Bag Of Money
Monday, January 9, 2012
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Internet Goon's Top 10 Albums Of 2011
Okay ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever I'm writing about my own personal opinion of what I thought the top 10 albums of 2011 were. I'll start with a few Honorable Mentions and then I'll get the countdown going from 10 to 1, 1 being my top pick. Okay let's begin.
Honorable Mention
Mayer Hawthorne, How Do You Do
Mayer Hawthorne is a great example of what Blue Eyed Soul is supposed to sound like. Some of the stand out songs on the album in my opinion were "No Strings" "Get To Know You" and "A Long Time." I really think that you can just press play and just get lost in whatever era the music takes you back to. It also gets a honorable mention nod because I saw him live this year and was just amazed by how well he sounded live.
Young Jeezy, Thug Motivation 103: Hustlerz Ambition
The album was pretty damn good in my opinion but since it was a late release it can't be really high on my list. I jammed it a lot and definitely enjoyed some of the ignorant greatness that appears on songs like "Supafreak" and "All We Do." Overall I just enjoyed what Jeezy gave us after waiting for so damn long after The Recession. The documentary that was released with the album was pretty damn good as well. It told a story that I definitely did not know about Jeezy and his background.
10.
J. Cole, Cole World: The Sideline Story
J. Cole had a dollar and a dream and his dreams came true. We all knew the story of J. Cole and how he's from the 'Ville and how he met Jay Z so when the tracks starting coming he was definitely killing it. Unfortunately he did not go as hard as his featured guest appearances on other artists' tracks but it was great listening to what he was concocting all this time. He got signed, seemed to have some struggle with releasing a single but then everything turned out well with "In The Morning" "Mr. Nice Watch" "Lost Ones" and more. It's an uplifting story and hopefully next time around we see J. Cole rip other beats apart instead of his own.
Allen Stone, Allen Stone
I have no words for how great this R&B man is. I seriously don't so just peep this video and you'll understand why he made the top 10. FYI, I've also seen him perform live twice already. Once at the Time Warner Center when no one knew he was and then at SOB's this past November. He knows how to have fun and to use his songs to make sure everyone is enjoying themselves. Oh and I'll say that he has the best singing voice ever. Stand out tracks include "Unaware" "Your Eyes" and "The Wind."
8.
Kendrick Lamar, Section.80
Props to Modi for putting me on to Kendrick before the masses. I was addicted to "P&P 1.5" and "Michael Jordan" from Overly Dedicated so it was only right that with his digital release I was going to be addicted again. Although I have not gotten the opportunity to see him live this album definitely affirmed that Hip Hop had power behind lyrics. I actually believe that he belongs in another era but that's neither here nor there. Some of the stand out tracks on there were "Ronald Reagan Era" "Fuck Your Ethnicity" "Keisha's Song (Her Pain)" and "HiiiPower." But who am I kidding, I just literally listed all the tracks and had to edit it down to 4. Just jam that album if you have not.
Lloyd, King Of Hearts
For some reason whenever Lloyd and Lil Wayne combine to make tracks it's always a favorite of mine. Although Wayne was only narrating during the featured track, Lloyd sang his ass off about missing that pussy!!! But seriously you might see this on my list and probably forget tracks like "Cupid" and "Lay It Down." Definitely an album that has bangers for the dudes, ladies, clubs, bedroom, and more. While I still wonder how Lloyd sings in that voice which almost sounds like a woman at times, he still comes with heat. He definitely didn't disappoint with the featured guests either.
Chris Brown, F.AM.E
One word. Deuces. Three words. She Ain't You. Four words. Look At Me Now. Chris Brown was done with his Sorry Campaign and went back to making music that we all appreciate. Even that "Yeah 3X" was definitely something that was jamming in the clubs or parties you went to. Then you fast forwarded to glow stick nightclubs to hear that "Beautiful People." I'm sure if any of the songs I just mentioned came on you would just jam out with your cock out. Yes you too ladies. My favorite slleper song on the album though is "Should've Kissed You." I'm pretty sure there were some females I should have kissed.
5.
Robin Thicke, Love After War
To be honest, I think I've jammed this album at least 12 times. Not only is this dude married to Paula Patton but he can sing his ass off and make great R&B music. I don't know if it was because of the weather or it was because of the mood that I'm in but this album could definitely have you thinking about future possible boos with the quickness. It just has a grown up vibe to it that many of these young fuckers can't relate to. I don't expect "Mission" to come on and have the young female undergrads know what to do. Even with "Dangerous" I could relate to in which he warns females not to get caught up because they might just fall in love. But my favorite track on there is "I Don't Know How It Feels to Be U" because it's something that I could just imagine saying to my wife one day while we slow dance. (Extra soft I know but whatever)
Drake, Take Care
The only thing I would have loved to see different on this album is have Bun B on "Underground Kings." Other than that this album rocks. I could kid around about how soft it is with the singing, or how he has a lot of female issues and what not but who else is keeping it funky with his fan base like this? No one else. It took a lot of discussions with people for me to understand what was going on with this album and just his whole persona in general. He's winning, he can rap, he can sing, he's a talented dude. Do I sing when "Shot For Me" comes on? Hell yeah. Do we make sure our women show "Crew Love?" Hell yea...Hell yeah fucking right we do. I just think when albums start imitating what I'm going through in life then I have to love it.
It’s just the end of a world, that you had with one girl
Beyonce, 4
"1+1" was and is still my fucking jam. Cot damn! In my opinion this is the best album she has put on. It has every type of song you need in life. Slow joints for the hubby/wifey, ex boo, backyard parties, dance shows, appearances on Good Day NY, dance groups, and more. And she did all this while pregnant or expecting. She's a beast and it's fucking great. Also it's not bad when I can jam albums in front of my family and not have to worry about curses or other bullshit ass lyrics. This album is too damn good. I would have put Jay Z somewhere on there for a remix just to show how nice they were as a power Hip Hop/R&B couple. Goodness.
Jay-Z & Kanye West, Watch The Throne
Two of Hip Hop's biggest artist got together to make a fucking album. OH YEAH!!! When word came out that these two were going to move all their shit to Paris and start making songs for a joint album no one knew what to expect. We all heard "H.A.M" and was thoroughly disappointed with the bullshit Lex Luger beat. There were expectations not being met but they knew what was going on. With no leaks of any records you simply had to wait for the album to come out digitally on whatever date it was. The day came and I was in heaven. "Niggas In Paris" has become THE FUCKING SONG to play at any get together, office, party, or whatever. The album represents the luxurious lifestyle they both live after working so hard to get there. If there is one line to summarize what this album is about then it's "If you escaped what I’ve escaped, you’d be in Paris getting fucked up too." Exactly my point. And oh not to mention this video below of a man singing the damn song on a NYC Train. LET'S GO JAY!!!
Adele, 21
I know damn well that everyone that is reading this has caught themselves singing, at the top of their lungs, "NEVER MIND I'LL FIND!!! SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU." After her debut album I hoped and prayed that she did not bomb her second album. She definitely did not disappoint. While going through a breakup she definitely put that pain and energy into making timeless music. No one touched her this year with musical talents. She's going to win Grammy's left and right because no one can literally sit down and hear the album and say it sucks. There are definitely tracks on there that could just have you shedding tears and wiping nose snot away. I don't listen to the album that much because it just puts me in a dark, sad place but when I do I appreciate every second of her beautiful voice. Hopefully I see her live and then date her, marry her and she'll have another album dedicated to me. I can only dream.
Charles Barkley Interview W/ Jon Stewart On The Daily Show
Charles Barkley sits down with Jon Stewart to talk about his Weight Watchers deal, basketball, and more.
Shit Black Girls Say 2
The second edition of Shit Black Girls Say by Billy Sorrells. This is hilarious.
Shit Jamaican Parents Say
An idiot think that! HAHAHA. I was dying. I'll keep posting these Shit Say videos as long as they are funny.
Shit Black Moms Say
Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about. That's the best line that just remains to be used by all mothers. Greatness
Modern Family: Season 3, Episode 11
Phil misses a call from his doctor with test results and assumes the worst
Rick Ross-Rich Forever (Mixtape)
After getting his album pushed back due to "health" reasons I thought we wouldn't be getting content from Ross. But oh was I wrong. After listening to this mixtape there is no way you will keep underestimating the type of work he puts in. This sounds like an album with classic production. He did not disappoint and he definitely got the support he needed from Diddy, Drake, Styles P, 2 Chainz, Meek Mill, Pharrell, Wale, and more. Here are 4 tracks to get a preview of what I'm talking about. When you hear Drake's verse on "Stay Schemin" you'll only be yelling BITCH YOU WASNT WITH ME SHOOTING IN THE GYM!!
Holy Ghost (Feat. Diddy)
F*ck Em (Feat. 2 Chainz & Wale) [Prod. By Academy Productionz]
I Swear To God [Prod. By Beat Billionaire]
Stay Schemin (Feat. Drake & French Montana) [Prod. By The Beat Bully]
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