Saturday, December 24, 2011

Moving Like Bernie!! (Funny)



So I'm very late on this craze but that's okay. Here's the background: There's a movie called Weekend At Bernies II and it features this dude, Bernie, that has that same exact posture and movement that you see above. I must say that this could be the funniest thing I've ever seen just because there's a real song to go along with the "dance" and I was in tears while homeboy in the video was moving like Bernie everywhere he went. Just check it out, laugh if you need to and if you see me moving like Bernie then you know why. "Hold your head back like a nosebleed coming through."




Catch that right here as well.

Move It Like Bernie



Legit-Coloring Outside The Lines (Mixtape)


You may not know who Legit is but that's okay. I first saw the video for one of his songs called "A Nigger In Northface" that explored interracial relationships. The real story. Or rather a story that not too many people are aware of unless they live it themselves. After I saw that video I decided to listen to this mixtape and it was pretty good. I definitely would say to give it a run through and see how you feel. Here are some tracks and then the link for his mixtape.

Yachtzee




A Nigger In Northface




Let It Out Ft. Tink




Action Figures






Mavado-Settle Down (Music Video)



I heard this track while I was in the whip listening to the radio for a short period of time. Actually it was on Hot 97 and Mister Cee was on there going in on his reggae. It was the only song that I liked and therefore I must share it. Pretty good song.

Settle Down



French Montana & Waka Flocka-Lock Out (Mixtape)


Before French Montana got signed, he had a couple of projects in the works. One of them was this joint mixtape with Waka Flocka. NYC and ATL connect for a whole mixtape. Ignorant music, yes but still dope. Sometimes you just need this in your life. Check out the tracks then check out the whole tape in its entirety.

Plane Tickets




Wingz ft Trouble & Chinx Drugz 


Top Back


Move That Cane




1.Intro
2.Twerk ft Slim Dunkin
3.Black ft Slim Dunkin & Chinx Drugz
4.Plane Tickets
5.1230
6.Weed and Drinks ft Chinx Drugz
7.Call It Dat
8.Wingz ft Trouble & Chinx Drugz
9.Top Back
10.We Mobb ft Prodigy
11.Dat All
12.I Want It ft Chinx Drugz
13.Still
14.Wavy
15.Move That Cane
16.Promise

Jerome Simpson Touchdown Endzone Flip



Right now this has to be one of the top 5 plays this NFL season. I wouldn't call it number 1 but then again how many times have you seen someone do a frontflip halfway over a defender to get through the endzone. He wins.

Odd Christmas 2011 (Spoof of Kanye West, Jay Z, Lil Wayne, Drake, & More)




2-Cent Ent, a grassroots media collective, brings you 2¢XM∆$ Odd Christmas 2011, as a gift to all our supporters. Happy Holidays :) www.2-cent.com @2centTV


Feat (In Order): Nicki Minaj Big Sean Plies Rick Ross Beyonce J.Cole Jay Z Kanye West Tyler the Creator Kreayshawn Lil B Chris Brown Lil Wayne Birdman Drake Wyclef Rihanna LMFAO.

Definitely one of the best skits/parodies of artists that are out right now. When the Plies impersonator came on I definitely laughed. Check it out and you will enjoy it.

Best Table Tennis Shots of 2011



I can play ping pong but not this extreme. If someone ever pulled off any of these shots while playing me I would have to leave the premises early. Best one in my opinion is number 5. He did it with so much ease.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Young Jeezy-A Hustlerz Ambition (Documentary)



TM muthafucking 103! Along with the release of his album, Jeezy put out this documentary that showcases his road to being everyone's favorite snowman. The documentary starts with his life as a child, relationships with his mother and father, then tags along through his hustling, both in the streets and off the streets. We experience what Jeezy has been through and what he continues to do in his life. Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson, with features from Jay Z, Puff Daddy, T.I., LA Reid, Drake, LA Reid, and more. If you have the time to watch it please do. You learn a lot about why he's one the realest rappers we have out here.

Jeremy Evans Dunks All Over Gerald Wallace



Utah Jazz forward Jeremy Evans posterizes Portland Trail Blazers forward Gerald Wallace but gets called for the charge. COT DAMN!!!

The Ultimate "That's What She Said" News Montage



My favorite one has to be "Hmmmm....nice pussy." Just a video montage of newscasters saying things that would definitely have someone nearby scream "That's what she said."

Charles Barkley Interview On Jay Leno



Charles gets on Jay Leno for an interview as they talk about his weight loss, impersonations, basketball, TNT, and more.

Charles Barkley Interview On Conan O'Brien



Charles Barkley gets on Conan's show to talk about his weight loss, partying with Barack Obama, and more.

Beyonce-I Care (Music Video)



Beyonce performs passionately to an audience for the video off her latest album 4.

Rihanna-Yo Da One (Music Video)



Seriously, how do you fuck something like this up? This is one of my favorite songs off that album which was surprisingly good. A lot of gyrating and dancing so enjoy it.

R. Kelly Performs "I Believe I Can Fly" W/ Melanie Amaro on The X Factor



I don't watch X Factor so I saw this over the internet. R. Kelly came out to sing part of his song as a duet with Melanie Amaro. R. Kelly is in his 40's still going hard out here musically.

J. Cole Performs "Work Out" On David Letterman



Grammy nominated artist J. Cole performs "Work Out" for David Letterman and his audience. Not really a great performance but it's good to see him getting his shine on.

Ludacris Ft. Meek Mill-Say It To My Face (Music Video)



Ludacris does a video for the track off his 1.21 Gigawatts: Back To The First Time mixtape. I'm assuming he's still going at these rappers for talking about his flow. I used to fuck with Luda heavy but I don't want him going this route trying to prolong this beef.

50 Cent Performs "Wait Until Tonight" On X-Factor



So 50 Cent was on X-Factor's Season Finale. He performed a track off his latest mixtape and then when right into "In Da Club." Pretty awkward moment when members of the LA Lakers were brought out but whatever.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Lloyd-She's All I Want For Christmas (Music Video)



Lloyd is selling Xmas trees and sees the woman that he wants for Xmas. I'm not mad at him.

Luke James Performs Acoustic Version Of "I Want You"

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This is the type of song and performance that gives you the chills because you realize how great he is. He's a tremendous voice and is a very talented dude. Check it out.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Joe Budden TV: The Longest Break Up



Bumped into an old friend recently (in her house, but still bumped into none the less).. That word "court" always seems to spawn something interesting ............Thoughts ?

These two just need to get married and call it a day.

Kindess Boomerang



Watch as the camera tracks an act of kindness as its passed from one individual to the next and manages to boomerang back to the person who set it into motion.

DeAndre Jordan Dunks All Over The Place



It's Lob City. Chris Paul with the alley oop to DeAndre Jordan. Sorry Luke Walton. And check out the video below to see him destroy the two 7 footers on the Lakers.

2 Chainz-Money Making' Mission (Music Video)



Give it up for 2 Chainz. Not the type of video that I usually put up but it's 2 Chainz!!!!

Dubstep Dance On The Great Wall Of China



Too fucking sick! Many of the dubstep dance videos I put on the site are of this dude. He took his talents to overseas to dance on the Great Wall of China.

Guy Singing "Niggas in Paris" on NYC Subway (That Shit Cray!)



A random black dude was seen on the train singing Jay Z and Kanye's "Niggas In Paris" on a NYC subway. I wish I was there to witness this because this could be funniest thing ever. I would have fell out if I saw this man. Get this man to a concert!

Fabolous Ft. Meek Mill-You Don't Know Freestyle


A small tag in the beginning of the track but that's it. Fab and Meek Mill go over that Travis Porter joint. And guess what? Fab even does a Chocolate Drop aka Kevin Hart impersonation. Amazing.

You Don't Know Freestyle



Mike Jones-Leanin On Dat Butter


Who?! Yup. It's Mike Jones back again talking about leaning on that butter. I have no idea what that means but your girl is with Mike as he leans on that butter and he has tv screen hanging while he's leaning on that butter.

Leanin On Dat Butter



Big Sean ft. 2 Chainz-Keep It Gee



Even with the small tags in the beginning of the song I'm still rocking to this. 2 Chainz!!! Baby I'm a shark and these rappers taste like tuna fish

Keep It G





Slaughter House-Funkmaster Flex Freestyle


4 of the best emcees in today's Hip Hop world. I know I definitely heard Joe Budden's verse already so shame on him. Other than that it's dope.

Funkmaster Flex Freestyle



I Can't Fuck With Misleading Women (Article)


I know that the title of my article is obvious as shit but how else am I supposed to rephrase that? The only way that I can convey the fuckery that I've dealt with is to flat out say it. Now to put you in the same frame of mind that I am, I'm currently listening to Drake's bitter ass album, Take Care (although it's great) to put me in the mood in writing this. I've had a couple of drinks of course and I'm just letting the words fucking flow. Okay.

I'm single. I've been single for quite a while now. When it was time for me to get back on the scene I was nervous because I didn't know who was checking for me or if people were allowing me to check on them and what not. I won some and lost some. But there are two moments that have happened in the last couple of months that just grind my gears. I've had women mislead me. These muthafuckas wasted my damn time and once you waste my time that means you waste my money. Check out the scenarios.

1
This is sensitive because it deals with people close to me but fuck it right. This woman is like 30 years old. I'm only 24. I'm very blunt and forward with the way I approach women so it's not like I'm asking you to be my friend on some cool shit. Like my best friend says "I have enough friends, move along." Now if I go out more than once with you then there's at least some kind of realization that someone may be feeling the other. I'm sure I was feeling her way more than she was feeling me since I was the aggressor but to be honest all systems said go. I had some intel, I had great outings, I had discussions talking about where we would chill and more. I even cooked for the damn woman. Made some bomb ass vegetable lasagna.(FYI, I'm not cooking for another woman unless I already got the drawers) And after all that I have to hear about another nigga in Florida and that her heart is elsewhere? Come the fuck on. If that was the case why lead me on a goose chase? Why make me think I was still in the running when I was not? I have no problem with females being honest with me. It makes me respect you even more if you can tell me "Hey I'm talking to someone else right now so it's just not a good time." Like even though I'll still crush on you if I hang out with you it's my choice to go down that road. So I was mislead but what am I doing to do about it? Absolutely nothing. Just move on.

2
This one I just laugh at because it's so ridiculous. You ever have those situations when you're out with your friend and she tells you "Hey I got someone you would like." I peeped the picture, got the BBM (Yeah I still got that blackberry!) and kept it moving right there. I should have known something was up when shorty tried to cancel the first date we were about to go on. Since I didn't know why she was canceling I just thought it was because of some serious shit. WRONG! You thinking about canceling dates because of beef with your sister or whatever the fuck it was? Nah son. We still went out and had a good time and texted and all that good stuff. After not seeing each other for a long time I eventually took her out again and went to a concert. I don't say this often but if I could rewind time and get that time back I would. Shorty was talking about her exboyfriend and how he treated her. I thought this was a test so I stayed with it. But at the same time I thought this was a test I kept it funky and shifted the conversation. I guess it opened up a can of worms because all that woman would talk about was her exboyfriend and how much of a dick he was. Okay. Cool. It came to a point that I had to tell her "Hey, do you tell all the dudes that are interested in you about your ex?" She had the nerve to say "Oh you're interested in me?" COME ON! If I had insurance on my phone I would have thrown it out the window. She wasn't over her ex. That's fair. But straight out the gate, tell me that. I don't need to be fishing around for why you feel some kind of way or why I walk into the restaurant and you got the saddest face ever like someone killed your mom thrice times. She ended up getting back with her ex days later after I stopped hitting her up and I have yet to tell my friend that she owes me one but she knows.

At the end of the day, lady or man, don't mislead folks. If you don't know how to keep it funky and real then you should just kill yourself and lie in a ditch. I'm old enough to keep it mature when you tell me the truth. I won't spazz or call you a bitch or do anything crazy. That's what being single is. That's what being single is all about. You have ups and downs. I've dealt with my ups but I've dealt with downs as well. (Especially this cuffing season. I got the game all fucked up!) Do you have any stories to share? Agree or disagree with anything I said? Let me know in the comment section!

Monday, December 19, 2011

That's So Drake (Office Edition)



Peep the explanation. Basically they're replacing the #pause with #that'ssoDrake. I respect it. I definitely laughed out loud at different moments. FYI, Monica is beautiful.

Dance Crew Dances To Wale's "Bait"



This is pretty dope. The main dude is Lyle Beniga and he's killing it in this video. Definitely something I have not seen before in terms of the way it was shot and other dance moves.

Shit Black Girls Say (Parody)



Now I'm waiting for "Shit Black Men Say." I give it about a couple of days until we see something similar. Good work though. This dude is pretty funny and has other funny videos on his youtube page.

Shit Girls Say (Episode 1)



Pretty accurate to me. Only annoying girls really say this shit. Check out Episode 2 below.

The Story of She (Funny Pic)


Coming in 2012

How To Hang A Misletoe


Oh now I get it.

Grandpa Shuffles!



He's been shuffling since day 1!!

Baracka Flacka Flames - I Run The Military (Parody)



Yes! It's Barack Flacka Flames back again to talk his shit. You heard him on "Head of State" and now he's here to put yall muthafuckas in your place. I'm sorry for the language but this video got me.

Verse Simmonds Ft. 2 Chainz & Yo Gotti-Boo Thang Remix (Music Video)



I told you if it got 2 Chainz on it then I'm all about it. Anyways, I'm not saying I need a boo thang but I would appreciate a boo thang.

James Blake - A Case of You (Music Video)



I could drink a case of you darling and I could still be on my feet. Goodness. One of the best videos and renditions I've heard and seen in a long time.

Mary J. Blige-Mr. Wrong (Music Video)



If the Queen is saying that she's looking for Mr. Wrong then it just means that females like bad boys. What a shame. I consider myself a good guy which is why I stay losing. Or do I?

Lloyd Ft. Trey Songz & Young Jeezy-Be The One (Music Video)



This song was featured on Lloyd's latest album, King of Hearts. They're in a warehouse groping on fine ass chicks. I can't blame them. I wish I could sing. And this is just in time for Jeezy as well.

Mavado Ft. Ace Hood-Emergency (Music Video)



There's blood all over his face, he can no longer breathe. That's an emergency muthafucka! I like this song. It's the first single that Mavado has undere DJ Khaled's label and it's pretty aggressive and cool. But Mavado better get us dancing again if he wants to see some success.

Kid Ink-What I Do (Music Video)



Don't sleep on Kid Ink. Check the song and check out the video. We don't care about rules!

Future-No Matter What (Music Video)



I almost passed on this but Future is telling a real ass story here. He falls in love with another dude's girlfriend and here's the video and song for it. Quick question though, is that how his voice really sounds? I just don't buy it.

No Matter What



Common-Celebrate (Music Video)



This is one of my favorites off Common's album and this is exactly what the video should feel like. Just imagine ringing in 2012 and listening to this joint. Definitely some good vibes off of that.

Talib Kweli-Distractions (Music Video)



The new album, Prisoner Of Conscious will be dropping in 2012. Nothing too crazy with the video. Includes some shots of the Wall Street Protests.

Shorty-Fuck These Niggas (Music Video)



If you don't know about BBK in London then don't fret. It's that grime hip hop shit. Enjoy it.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Bow Wow-You Trippin'


No album? Get some of those singles out. Here we go with another one in which he also finds his inner Drake.

You Trippin'



Joe Budden & Emanny-What Yo Name Is


Joe Budden is not rapping on this. He's finding his inner Drake and letting those vocals go. Thing is that it actually sounds good. Check it out.

What Yo Name Is



Mirlmage-On Christmas


I don't want to be alone on Christmas. It's never going to be a good day if you're alone on Christmas and this R&B group knows that. Check it out.

On Christmas



Gucci Mane Ft. 2 Chainz-Okay With Me


I told you if it has 2 Chainz on it it's definitely going to make this blog. Enjoy another one as Gucci, straight from jail, gets a hit with 2 Chainz.

Okay With Me



Machine Gun Kelly Ft. Esther Dean-Invincible


MGK is back with another one telling folks he's invincible!

Invincible



Laelo Ft. Fiend-Marijuana & Mimosas


If I smoked then I'm sure marijuana and mimosas would be on my menu as well.

Marijuana & Mimosas



Michael Francis-Make Love (prod. by The University)


New Jersey’s uprising star, Michael Francis, continues to showcase his versatility with his new song “Make Love,” produced by The University. Though the subject content is as expected given the song title, Michael adds his own flavor throughout the mid-tempo track for a refreshing sound that is sure to be a hit with his female audience.

Make Love



JeanYus-God Father Part 3


A little appetizer before the main feast.

God Father Part 3



Lyriciss-Get It And Go (prod. Soulful!)


The single, "Get It And Go", was produced by Virginia-based producer, Soulful!, and also features scratches and cuts from the world-renowned DJ I-Dee. They say that money makes the world go 'round, but at the end of the day, do the positives outweigh the negatives of the dollar? Lyriciss speculates the effects money has on his hometown of DC and Maryland, from the locals to the government. 

Get It Go



Chaundon ft. DP, Cymarshall Law, & M-Dot-El Mariachi


Hall of Justice vet Chaundon, gathers up a lyricist heavy lineup for this new Desperado inspired joint. Daily Planet, who recently returned home from a long stay behind a different set of bars, sets it off (DP work with 9th Wonder, as well as appearing on Jean Grae's "Jeanius" album over the aforementioned producers' beat). The second verse belongs to long time Little Brother affiliate Chaundon, followed by Jersey storyteller Cymarshall Law & closed out by Boston tongue twister M-Dot.

El Mariachi



Willow Ft. Nicki MInaj-Fireball (Music Video)



One of the few videos that have come out recently in which it looks like the artist is actually having fun. Willow was just getting it in and having fun. Those dancers moving their feet all crazy like is dope as well. Let's see what happens with this one.

John Legend-Chasing Your Love


New content from John Legend will always make everything better.

Chasing Your Love



Slim Thug-Favorite Bitch


Slim Thug has a favorite bitch. Is it you?

Favorite Bitch



Lil Twist Ft. 2 Chainz-Do What I Want


Like I said earlier, if you have 2 Chainz featured on the song I'm most likely going to put it up. And check out Lil Twist talking about hoes and shit.

Do What I Want



XV-27 Club (Prod. The Awesome Sound)


XV is doing great work. Check it out.

27 Club



SWV-Cosign


I almost didn't even take a listen to this because I thought it was going to be horrible. I was wrong. This takes me back to 90's R&B. Good to see that they could still makes great music.

Cosign



Talib Kweli-Distractions


Talib's first single off his upcoming album. Check it out. Historic music right here.

Distractions



Ne-Yo-Gemini


Enjoy some new Neyo.

Gemini



Phil Ade-Gone!


Sort of sounds like a "Niggas In Paris" beat and flow but I still rock with it.

Gone!



Yo Gotti ft BG, & Young Jeezy-Gangsta & Thugs


I would like to see a Yo Gotti album in 2012. No mixtapes but albums.

Gangsta & Thugs



Keyshia Cole Ft. Ryon Lovette-Holding Back


My wifey is here telling me to stop holding back. Okay babe.

Holding Back



Homeboy Sandman-New York Nights


Those New York nights have solidified the kind of man that Homeboy Sandman is today. Check it out. Dope lyrics here.

New York Nights



Schoolboy Q-Niggahs Already Know


Niggas already know a lot of things according to Schoolboy Q.

Niggahs Already Know



Bow Wow-Knock It Off


We probably won't see that album until later in 2012 but this is pretty good.

Knock It Off



Mystikal Ft. Birdman & Lil Wayne-Original


Mystikal is signed to Cash Money if you didn't know. Birdman raps on this one too so beware.

Original



Young Dro-Oops (My Bad)


Okay when you press play it's not going to be the Young Dro you're used to hearing. Autotune is cranked up high on this. But it still works someway.

Oops (My Bad)



Keri Hilson-One Night Only


Keri Hilson takes it very slow on this one.

One Night Only



Twista-Round Of Applause Remix


Twista puts his fast rapping lyrics on this.

Round Of Applause Remix



Uncle Murda Ft. 38 Special-Red Rum


Uncle Murda is the meanest person on the planet. I don't know that for sure but just look at that picture up there. Anyways, Uncle is here for some aggressive material.

Red Rum



Wale Ft. Black Cobain-Rack City Freestyle


Wale and Cobain take a stab at our favorite strip club song right now. I'm not even sure it's a strip club song because I wouldn't know.

Rack City Freestyle



Trey Songz-Still Be Here


Trey doing his regular singing on this. I don't mean anything harsh when I say regular.

Edit: This shit ain't new. Thanks to the anon tip in the comment section. SMFH!!!

Still Be Here



Kevin Cossom-Selfish


An unreleased track from R&B up and going artist Kevin Cossom. Can't be selfish during these times.

Selfish



N.O.R.E. Ft. 2 Chainz & Slim The Mobster-Scared Money Remix


Any remix that has 2 Chainz on it gets a thumbs up from me.

Scared Money Remix



Bobby V-When I'm Up In It


This Tuesday we'll have the mixtape from Bobby V in our hands finally. He's been making that cuddle up, get right, and smash type of music.

When I’m Up In It



And here is another song as well.

In My Room



Ashanti Ft. Busta Rhymes-The Woman You Love


If this is how Ashanti is coming back to music then I'm not mad at it. After running around with Nelly I guess she's now decided it's time to put out some music and be relevant again. Good work.

The Woman You Love



Rihanna Ft. Cam'ron-We Found Love Remix


If you didn't know that Cameron Giles was a fan of this song then now you know. After he posted a recent video of him jamming to this song in his whip then we already knew a song was coming after. Unofficial but still dope.

We Found Love Remix



Jeremih-You're Mine


Jeremih is getting into the holiday spirit and throwing up a Holiday song about that girl being his.

You're Mine