INTERNET GOON: 5/15/11

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Christina Aguilera Ft. Cee Lo Green-Nasty

These two team up to tell us to do it like a 9 to 5.

Nasty

Cassidy-Come Up Show Freestyle

Cassidy is back to that old Cassidy flow. He was recently arrested and people were linking it to a murder but it was only for violating probation. Check it out. Cass sounds hungry.

Come Up Show Freestyle

Trae Tha Truth Ft. Meek MIll & Pusha T-So Far To Go

Mixtape coming out Monday. Album is out on June 28th. In my opinion everyone did well on this track.

So Far To Go

Mac Miller - Wear My Hat (Video)

Baby you could wear my hat...

Tracy Morgan Interview On David Letterman

Of course another funny ass interview with Tracy Morgan. Tracy is sporting a cast on his foot so figure out how he broke it by doing someone a favor. Props to Yardie.

Lamb Vs. Cat (GIF)

I hate cats so I like seeing this lamb bother the cat.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Bas Rutten Street Defense (LMAO!)

HAHAHAHAHAHA. This is so damn funny. Some dude is showing you how to defend yourself in a street fight. So many damn classic lines. Props to my man Alix on facebook.

He tried to kill me, so I gotta return the favor.
I'm sorry sir but I'm gonna break your leg.
Don't do that to El Guapo

YC Ft. Young Jeezy, Wiz Khalifa, Wacka Flocka, CyHi Da Prynce, Bun B, B.o.B, Yo Gotti, Wale, Cory Gunz, Cory Mo, Nelly, Twista, Big Sean, Trae Tha Truth & Ace Hood-Racks Remix

Racks on racks on racks? Rappers and rappers and rappers. A lot of folks on here but the beat is dope and everyone comes through with some good lyrics.

Racks Remix

Mansour Bahrami: Tennis' Greatest Entertainer

Mansour Bahrami, tennis' greatest entertainer. This is a video montage of Mansour Bahrami's greatest comedic moments, tricks and skills. A fantastic athlete and gentleman who has the led the most incredible life.

One of the coolest tennis videos I've seen.

Jadakiss-Rock Wit Me + In The Streets

Jadakiss' new retail mixtape comes out sooner than later.

Rock With Me Ft. Teyana Taylor

In The Streets

Big Sean-What Goes Around + I Don't Think They Want It

Big Sean releases one of his singles off his debut album. Make sure to listen. I'd hate to be an almost nigga.

What Goes Around

Also here is a newer version of a song that was out earlier.

I Don't Think They Want It

Drake-Dreams Money Can Buy

So many subliminal shots. And like 50 would say, it's the competitive nature of Hip Hop. I love when niggas think they got it, and I love the fact that that line made them think about it

Dreams Money Can Buy

Les Twins Dancing To Edit Ants

These twins can dance their ass off. Both of them remind me of Abed from Community. Oh well.

The Office: Season 7 Finale

Jim heads a search committee that interviews candidates, including Andy and Darryl. Meanwhile, Dwight tries to get back in the race

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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Kreayshawn-Gucci Gucci (Video)

This is what I know about this artist from her Youtube page:A young lost one growing up in East Oakland,CA. I seen the world crumble. I been to hell.. Im not sure if I came back yet. I saw my homegirl Jaleesa watching this earlier but didn't think nothing of it. Now it's back in my world and I'm hyped.

She's like a female Lil B. Here is the mp3 for it as well:

Gucci Gucci

Kevin Durant's Amazing Dunk On Haywood

Excuse me, I have an appointment with the rim.

Everyone is getting dunked on during these playoffs. Ridiculous.

Stephen Marley Ft. Wale & The Cast Of Fela-Made In Africa

Drums + Stephen Marley + Cast of Fela + Wale = You should press play and listen.

Made In Africa

Cam'ron & Vado-Talk My Nigga

Nice fast tempo rap song with two of Harlem's finest. Sliiimmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee

Talk My Nigga

Ace Hood-Go Get It

Hustle Hard 2.0. That's what this should be called. Song even starts out the same.

Go Get It

Gunplay Ft. Rick Ross & Waka Flocka-Rollin' Remix

ROLLINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!! This is going to be my new song to hype me the fuck up whenever I need it. WHEW!!

Rollin' Remix

Machine Gun Kelly-Half Naked And Almost Famous

Machine Gun Kelly basically sums up his state of being right now. He's always without a shirt and he's almost famous. Check it out. Has a nice rock, hip hop vibe to it.

Half Naked And Almost Famous

Mike Tyson Dances On Argentina TV Show

Mike Tyson cannot stay away from dancing...publicly...And to be quite honest I love it. Here's a man that could have ended up dead somewhere in an alley because that's the road he was going down but he's living the life and having fun. Check it out.

Chris Brown - Should've Kissed You (Video)

This is beginning to be one of my favorite songs from Chris Brown. You ever just miss that chance to kiss someone and you think to yourself that you should have just went in for the kill? Well that's what this is about and I've felt that way many times back in my younger days. I don't ask questions now.

Meek Mill Ft. Rick Ross-Ima Boss (Video)

Every time I hear Meek Mill I begin to like his style more and more. Check this out:

Modern Family: Season 2, Episode 23

Jay tries to hide a cosmetic-procedure mishap

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The Boy Illinois - I Quit (Video)

Why pass when you destined to be a shooter? The homie Norm slid this to me on twitter. One of the only people that can do so on twitter like that because he recognizes great content. Have I ever heard of this rapper before? The answer is no but I can respect this video and the lyrics to go along with it. Check it out:

The Dream-Hello Hi Goodbye

Where the fuck have you been sir?! Well an unreleased song dropped and I like it. My heart has no room for love.

Hello, Hi Goodbye

Young Chris-Hey Lover

Young Chris is set to drop his mixtape soon. Check it out.

Hey Lover

Freeway Ft J. Nicholas-Rain Dance

Freeway drops a track set to appear on his next project. Don't sleep on this at all. Man is very consistent.

Rain Dance

Lloyd-Private Dancer

This is set to appear on Lloyd's album set for a release sometime in July. Everyone needs a private dancer during the year of the lover. Check it out.

Private Dancer

2011 Commencement Address by Denzel Washington @ UPENN

Denzel Washington, internationally renowned actor and director, delivered the address at the University of Pennsylvania's 255th Commencement on Monday, May 16. Washington is one of the nation's preeminent performing artists, having achieved wide acclaim for his film, theatrical and television performances, as well as his accomplishments in film directing and television production. Washington has received the most distinguished accolades of his art, including two Academy Awards and a Tony Award. At Commencement, Washington received an honorary doctor of arts degree.

"If you don't fail you're not even trying." Great speech Denzel. Props to HHU.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

12 Year Old Singer James Anderson Sings "Who's Loving You"

James Anderson 12 years old, singing who's loving you by Michael Jackson.

Goodness.

Maryland Lacrosse Hidden Ball Trick

Because of my high school I can appreciate this. Make sure to pay attention.

Sha Stimuli-Wake Up & Go (Video)

The message of the song, that a man can love a woman just as she is, has resonated with women of all walks of life and musical taste. Just letting females know they're pretty without all that makeup they want to put on. Just wake up and go.

Wes Fif Ft. Big KRIT, CyHi Da Prynce, & Dreamer-Home Team (Video)

This is Wes Fif's new video for his single, "Hometeam". It features XXL Freshman 10 members Big Krit and Cyhi Da Prynce along with Dreamer of Hollyweerd.

WES FIF feat. BIG K.R.I.T., CYHI THE PRYNCE & DREAMER(Hollyweerd)- HOMETEAM VIDEO from Urban News Network on Vimeo.

Young Scolla Ft. Machine Gun Kelly-Skinny Kid (Prod. By Big Soj)

Raised in the city where the skinny kid died. Check this joint out. Both Scolla and MGK do the track justice. Real shit.

Skinny Kid

Drunk Russian Driver Makes Phone Call With Pack Of Cigarettes (LMAO)

Russian police could hardly control their laughter when a drunk driver attempted to make phone calls with a pack of cigarettes

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I want to have what he was drinking.

Greatest Marriage Proposal Ever!!

My girlfriend Ginny gets taken to the movie theater to see "Fast Five". After a preview for the Hangover 2, a trailer for a movie comes on. A trailer I made of her father and I where I ask her father for her hand in marriage. After he gives me permission, I race off to the theater she is at to ask her to marry me.

What she doesn't know is our familiy and friends are in the theater with her watching the whole thing, along with about 100 strangers ;-)

Wow! That was pretty amazing and now the bar is set really high.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Jon Stewart Goes Head-to-Head With Bill O'Reilly

Jon Stewart attacked Bill O'Reilly about his objections towards rapper Common's visit to the White House, being that he wrote a song about a woman who killed a NJ state trooper. Stewart tells O'Reilly that even Bono wrote a song about Leonard Peltier, convicted of killing two FBI agents. Now, that subject gets Bill a little heated.

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Booyah!!

Meek Mill-Ham Music

It's ham music. Go HAM!! Anyways, Meek is getting ready to drop his mixtape sooner than later.

Ham Music

Jadakiss Ft Styles P & Chynk Show-Lay Em' Down

When they ask we don't play around. Mixtape coming soon.

Lay Em' Down

Wale, Meek Mill & Rick Ross Ft. J. Cole-Fitted Cap

Another one from Self Made. This is freaking great. I was sleeping on this whole movement when it first started but I'm glad I'm awake.

Fitted Cap

Also check out two more:

Selfmade (Produced By Just Blaze)

That Way Ft. Jeremih

Gucci Mane Ft. Waka Flocka-She Be Puttin On

She the type that never ask for nothing. Waka's verse is nice

She Be Puttin On

Mark Morrison-I Am What I Am

Do not sleep on this at all. This is Mark Marrison a.k.a Mr. Return of the Mack, letting us know what type of man he is in only a way his voice can. Props to HHU.

I Am What I Am

Little Boy Dancing In The Background

While this little girl is singing her heart out there's a back up dancer that's just living the life, having fun, and enjoying his time on stage. Peep how the older lady wants him to stop dancing but he could not give two shits about what she said. Amazing

Sloth Crossing The Road In Costa Rica

This is a sloth attempting to cross a busy road in Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica. I did not know what that was and it scared the shit out of me.

Man Licking Shoes On New York Subway

So this video footage was recorded on the NY Number 5 train sometime last week. What you're about to see could either disturb you or make you laugh. I started to laugh immediately because no one should be licking their shoes like that.

Funny GIF

Finally, Full Contact Bowling! Gif - Finally, Full Contact Bowling!

Bowling is now a contact sport.

Pusha T-Blow (Video)

Grants, Jacksons, no room for Georrgggeeeeeee. Here is the latest visual off Pusha T's Fear of God.

Bob's Burgers: Season 1, Episode 12

Bob gets spurned by the locals

Family Guy: Season 9, Episode 17

Lois and Bonnie take a trip to Paris.

Taj Gibson Dunks On Dwayne Wade

Last night, Taj Gibson had two incredible dunks that you're about to witness again. The best thing is that one was over Wade. Both of the dunks had me jumping out of my seat in my house. Goodness!

And here is a put back slam that was just incredible.

Desperate Housewives: Season 7 Finale

A dinner party results in a shocking murder.

Gaby learns her stalker's identity

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Boaz-The Transition (Free Album)

Pittsburgh's voice of the streets Boaz returns with a free album entitled "The Transition." Guest appearances on the free download include Mac Miller, GLC, Fashawn, Jay Rock, and more. Production credits include Illmind, K-Salaam & Beatnick, Sayez, Big Jerm, Johnny Juliano, and Cardo.

Black Ice

Some Things Never Change

Wanna Know

Around The World Ft. Mac Miller & Josh Everette

The Transition (Free Album)