Saturday, February 5, 2011

DeSean Jackson Surprised Nadia Khoury On The View

Nadin Khoury, a 13-year-old boy who was beaten up by seven older teens in January, was a guest on The View on Thursday to discuss the incident. The interview took an emotional turn when Philadelphia Eagles players DeSean Jackson, Todd Herremans and Jamaal Jackson came out to tell Khoury how brave he is.



Nice.

Slaughterhouse-Everybody Down

These dudes just keep going in and in. I don't follow trends, I set trends for the trendsetters.

Everybody Down

Snoop Dogg Ft. Trey Songz-Dirty Dancer

This song came out without Trey on it before. Now he's officially on there. Snoop's album might be popping.

Dirty Dancer

50 Cent-Old 2003 Ferrari

Ask Nas, Kelis was the illest Ether. Yikes. 50 on his old flow. You might want to listen to this.

Old 2003 Ferrari

Travis Porter Ft. Big Sean-Dem Girls (Prod By FKi and Nard & B)

This is what happens at a Travis Porter show. This song with Big Sean is kinda nice.

Dem Girls

Tyga ft. Pharrell, Snoop Dogg & Game-Really Raw

Tyga could definitely do some things with the right team, right sounds, right features. This is one of these moments when you feel it. Check it out.

Really Raw

Lil Wayne-Green & Yellow

Lil Wayne says this is not a diss song but rather a fan song for the Green Bay Packers. The rapper from New Orleans, has claimed that the Packers are his team. Yikes.

Green & Yellow

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Sweet Dog Fail

A news report about a sweet rescued dog.



A rott will be a rott!!!

Wrestling x Hypnosis x Hip Hop

Stolen from LMBAO. This is the most craziest thing I've seen in wrestling. I don't watch wrestling anyways but this is fucking ridiculous. HYPNOSIS!!!!

Asian E 40 Impersonation

When I saw this and heard the sounds he was making I started to laugh immediately because it's so accurate. I wish I had some kind of E-40 voice but I don't. But check this out and share it. BAY AREA!!!

Samuel L. Jackson Interview With Jimmy Fallon

The two talk about upcoming movies and play some golf. Amazing.

Kobe Bryant Interview With Conan O'Brien

Kobe appears on the show to talk about his nickname "Black Mamba," the new Nike commercial, Phil Jackson, basketball, and more.

Tales Of Mere Existence: My Nice Nice Day

What would happen if I looked at the bright side of things for a change?

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Shuffle Joint 2/1

All this time I thought he was saying "Feel the channel!!!" Damn.

Sean Paul-Like Glue

Snoop Dogg-Raised In Da Hood

I know I'm not the only one that has noticed Snoop just going in for the past couple of months. He has that ability to get on that pop track but then switch it and show how the hood is still a part of him. Respect.

Raised in Da Hood

Skylar Grey-Love The Way You Lie (Original)

She wrote this for Rihanna so you get to hear what the demos sounded like. Pretty good in my opinion.

Love The Way You Lie

Mike Posner Ft. Lil Wayne-Bow Chicka Remix

Once I throw on that Bow Chicka wow wow what you gon say?!! Anyways, Mike and Lil Wayne team up for the official remix to Mike's single. This has to do something for his already rising career.

Bow Chicka Remix

Chris Brown-Boombox

An unreleased joint by Chris that sounds like the vintage sound we always used to hear. Check it out.

Boombox

Slaughterhouse-Sun Doobie

Off their upcoming EP.

Sun Doobie

Kendrick Lamar Ft. Gucci Mane-Vanity Slave Pt 2

Kendrick is going hard repping the West. Here he gets a Gucci Mane feature to give part 2 of his song that was feature on his EP. Don't sleep on Kendrick!

Vanity Slave Pt 2


Also check out his short footage of him at SOB's in NYC.

Internet Is Running Out Of Space

So if you didn't know the internet is running out of space. What does that mean exactly? Let this quote break it down for you:

The Internet Address and Naming Agency (IANA), which doles out blocks of new internet addresses (consisting of machine-addressable numbers rather like a phone book), said on Tuesday morning that it will allocate the last seven remaining blocks of addresses this month, including three to the overall internet registrar for Asia and the Pacific.

This could mean that in a year's time you may hear about a new site – yet when you type its address into a web browser or click a link to it on a web page, your computer simply won't connect to it because it will use an addressing system entirely different to the one used before.
So yea if that intrigues your mind like it did for me then read the rest of the article HERE. If not then it's okay. Now let me add one more thing, I posted the link on Facebook and my friend London a.k.a England, hit me with the following video of Bryant Gumbel and Katie Couric on the Today Show in 1994. The question that was discussed was "What is the internet?!"



Freaking hilarious.

Bill Gates Interview On The Daily Show

The mutli-billionaire comes on the show to talk about curing Polio in specific areas, saving children's lives, and more. I think this is pretty great. I didn't even know Bill Gates was doing this kind of stuff.



Eric Benet-Never Want To Live Without You (Video)

Watch Eric walk down the aisle in the brand new music video for "Never Want To Live Without You" off his new album Lost In Time!



Because you're the biggest part of my life. Nice. R&R

Fabolous - Wolves In Sheep Clothing (Video)

If you living wrong, money can never correct it.



Fab is nice with those punchlines. Goodness. Spitting over Kanye's Devil in a New Dress. And now here's the song:

Wolves In Sheep Clothing

Rice University X Professor Bun B

“The whole point of me as a Hip-Hop artist and a representative of the Hip-Hop community teaching this course, was to inspire people that Hip-Hop doesn’t have to be confined within the conditions that we know it to be confined,” said Uncle Bun. “You don’t have to just be a Hip-Hop artist in a club, or an arena or a studio or on television or on the radio. That Hip-Hop has the opportunity to educate and inform and inspire people across all walks of life, within all settings. I feel like being able to teach at a college university is a perfect example of showing how Hip-Hop can influence the minds of the next generation."



Uncle Bun is the man!!!

Rihanna - S&M (Video)

I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it.



If you didn't know chains and whips excite her.

DeAndre Jordan Puts On Dunk Clinic

Check out these nasty dunk from DeAndre Jordan in the Clippers game

Monday, January 31, 2011

Shuffle Joint 1/31

End of January. That was pretty quick. February is next, Valentines Day coming up, and another 28 days. Let's get it.

Chamillionaire-Think I'm Crazy


Ludacris-Catch Up

I Almost Shit On Myself (Article)

Welcome to the first article of 2011 for Internet Goon. It's been a long time since I've written anything that would make you laugh, comment, or whatever. I feel as if I've been letting all of you down since this blog was first founded on me writing articles. I'll try to write more often. It's just that sometimes I don't have stories to tell you. But today is a different day and I'm ready reveal a story to you. Have you looked at that picture? My goodness. Judging by the look on his face, that dude just went all the way in with his doodoo. I've never been caught in that predicament but I do have a shitting story to tell you. I've been holding this story for a while and only the people that are close to me know it. Ready? Let's go.

So the year is 2010 and I think the date is sometime in February/March. The only reason I know is because there was snow on the ground and still light outside near 6:30pm. I'm at work, it's a Friday. Many of you don't know this but I consider my Fridays to be salad days. Not that way you fucking freak! But salad like green. For lunch I have a nice grilled chicken caesar salad. I don't eat a lot of green/vegetables so I'm slowly improving my diet. I never thought I would be happy with eating salads but with some advice from folks I made it to my liking. Here is what I had this specific Friday: Grilled Chicken, carrots, croutons, bacon, boiled egg, cheese, and the ceasar sauce to cover everything up. Ate it up and enjoyed the rest of the day. For some odd reason, I have always believed that if I have to take a shit I'll just wait until I get home unless it's some extreme joint. I don't know about you but I know how to determine whether I need to take a shit or not. I push a little and if I get the green light I go on my way. If not then to the bathroom. I got the green light so I began my travel home. SMH!!

I was really tired so I remember falling asleep and waiting for my stop to come so I could get out. Unfortunately I woke up with around 8 stops remaining and my stomach was giving me the business. Usually I would just go right back to sleep and wait it on out but this time was different. Something wanted to come out and it wanted to come out NOW. As I grimaced in pain from stopping this shit from coming out my destination seemed so far away. I took deep breaths and I tried to think about other things going on in the world. It wasn't working. I was sitting so I decided to stand up. Wrong move player. It's as if all my waste from my body wanted to departure from my body at that specific moment I stood up. I did the pee pee dance in front of train riders who probably thought I was on drugs. I started to unbutton my jacket preparing myself so that when I got home I could just shit and be happy. But as my destination became closer, that shit got antsy. An unwarranted stomach push and I felt that shit coming. FUCK! I knew I was close. I started to tear up. In my mind I kept thinking "Am I really gonna shit on myself on the train right now?!"

My stop came and I got really hyped so I ran down the stairs. 2 blocks until my house. I started to run. I got halfway down the block and I just stopped. A couple was walking by while I was trying to make sure I didn't shit on myself. I looked at them with the "help me" face but no words came out, nothing was said. I just kept grimacing in pain. Holding my stomach. Knowing that every single step I took could lead to a disaster. I quickly thought about going to the nearby McDonald's but I knew I needed a key and I could not waste time. I was on my last block and speed walking. My destination was close. I was undressing myself as I found my keys to the door. Ran up the stairs to my apartment. I yelled to my mom "Mom I'm here but I GOTTA GO!!" I think if I waited one more second I would have shitted on myself. The shit was coming out of my ass as I pulled down my pants in the bathroom. I let out a huge gasp and was happy I freaking made it.

After the damage was done I talked to my mother who definitely knew exactly what I was going through. I told her what I ate and once I told her that I had boiled eggs in my salad she said that was the cause. Raw. I stopped eating salad on Fridays for a while because of the experience but I went back and made sure to never put eggs in my salad again. Goodness.

Have you had any close encounters with almost shitting on yourself? Leave a comment and as always thanks for reading.


Matt Clarke-Good Vibration (Produced by DJ Doubletake)

I bet when you listen to this you'll jam out and enjoy.

Good Vibration

J.Nolan- How it Feels

If you ain't never lived through the struggle then you probably won't know how it feels.

How It Feels

Ace Hood Ft. Young Jeezy-Hustle Hard Remix

Jeezy hops on the beat and it definitely fits. Same ol' shit, just a different day.

Hustle Hard Remix

Trae Ft. Yo Gotti-I'm Fly

Doors open up, something freaky in the back.

I'm Fly

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Funny GIF

Close Call Football Gif - Close Call Football

The Angie Martinez Show: Look at Me Now

Mister Cee bets Angie Martinez that her team can't sing along to Chris Brown's "Look at Me Now"
Angie Martinez, Dj Enuff & Drewski prove Mister Cee wrong!



I like this song because of this video now.

Biggie Biggie Heavy Heavy (LMAO)

I'm just going to run around saying "Biggie Biggie Heavy Heavy" all the time. This is a Nigerian movie in which it features this funny rap. Enjoy.

Lonely Island Ft. Nicki Minaj-The Creep (Video)

Lonely Island always comes up with these great funny music videos and they bring the heat once again with a Nicki Minaj feature. DO THE CREEP!!!