This is the official tissue joint...I like it..Mrs. Goon likes it..Im trying to interpret the different characters and symbols portrayed in the video..Just wait and see..If you have any ideas holla at me
Shit..I just realized that 2009 is almost done with!!! What the fuck? I feel like as you get older it's just going through the motions..No wonder why my parents don't give a damn..haha..Oh well..I will be getting drunk at two different locations and for the first time I'll have someone to kiss into the new year...
DMX-No Love 4 Me (If I gots to play I'mma play til I win)
Snoop Dogg-Boss' Life (One of my favorite snoop songs)
There are certain artist that I rock with that when they release a mixtape I automatically put it up just because they always put up consistent stuff...Banks is one of them...So enjoy it..holla at me if you think I made a horrible decision..
So I remember writing this dude on Youtube..got nothing back..But it doesn't mean I stop supporting the man..I think he can sing his ass off and he does so with his rendition of Maxwell's "Bad Habits" So check it out..let me know how you feel..
So every one and their mama is doing a Best of 2009 or Best of the decade since we're about to be in 2010. (How are you going to say the next year..two thousand and ten, twenty-ten, or ten) I love reading them but there's no way I'm going to sit down by myself and try to do a recap..Also, last year I did a recap and no one gave two shits about it...haha..It was a learning experience...So I've decided to provide a small list of some funny quotes of the year because I laugh every time I hear it..So if you don't like my humor you might not give a damn but I just want to share something with yall..Ok? Cool? You ready? Let's fucking get it...
1. "YOU LIE!!" Yeah remember Joe Wilson during Barry's speech to the congress?
Barry almost went hood on him..Like "Muthafucka what you just called me?!!" I mean come on now..you just don't do that..But it was still funny..I felt like screaming that in class one day if a teacher was explaining the break down of a test and just walk the fuck out..Oh well..
2. "I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish"
Kanye fucking West...hahahhahaa...Could be the best moment of the year...It was just crazy...Poor little Taylor Swift...Kanye just rough housed her for no reason...I'm just wondering if this outburst was funnier than the whole "George Bush doesn't care about black people" Kanye is doing great work being relevant though. And no matter what he does we're still going to bump his music..I think he's untouchable..
3. "Hey it's Tiger..."
SMH!! Come on El Tigre?!! Well let's just say that your voicemail made me cry...your texts made me cry...I could just have a whole post dedicated to you and your foolishness...I mean..You're cheating in the first place, then you say your name, then you tell her what to do on her own phone..Come on dude...You were almost a billion dollar man..I just wish you the best in 2010 but just know that if I was your friend I would make fun of you...And that's what friends do...
4. "Who gon check me boo?"
I don't watch the real housewives of whatever...I only mess with the lovely ladies of Wisteria Lane...But that's for another day...But umm..yeah..I heard people saying this and I loved it..It's just great..I like adding a couple curse words in there...Like "Who the fuck gon check me boo" And when she used it the dude had no reply..he was like "Damn...you got me" Sometimes you have to take that loss in a verbal argument.
5. "C'Mon Son"
This was always popular..but it became more popular because of Ed Lover was using it...ESPN was using it..Chad Ochocinco used it...It's hilarious..It's like what the fuck dude? And you don't have to say "son" at all...I know someone that says "C'mon man" or "C'mon mayne" or "C'mon bitch" Aite I've never heard the bitch one but yeah...I like this phrase..so boom...
6. "You guys said that we did it for the show"
Falcon a.k.a The Balloon Boy...HAHAHAHAHAHA..I'm laughing once again because of how ridiculous this shit was...My man snitched on the family..That's fine..he's only a youngin..But if I was his father and he's saying shit like "I heard you call me" then I interrupt asap...I mean..you were trying to hide the fact that yall did this for the show...And can we talk about how someone farted right after he said it..hahahahha...And the father was like "Maaaaannnnnnnnn" Live TV for the win..
7. "Nah we straight"
Barry once again...I mean..This is just cool..with a capital C...so let me write it as Cool...Goodness...Dining in DC with the common folks..pays the bill...I think he didn't want the change so he said "Nah we straight" I love it
That's all I got for now because I can go on forever..What else was there that deserved to be on this list? I know there has to be some other joints...Anyways, spread the love..let me know how you feel, comment and share with someone else. Thanks a lot for the love.