Just watch it..
I was surprised...
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
TOUR DE FRANCE PRANK (REMI GALLARD)
"Remi Gallard pulls another awesome prank on some unsuspecting bikers, welcoming them as the winners they are. " HAHAHAHAHAHA..I cried during this one...
LEGARRETTE BLOUNT SUCKER PUNCHES BOISE ST. PLAYER
I was watching this game yesterday but turned it off right after it was done..Didn't peep this..What a disgrace...
FAT JOE-HEY JOE (VIDEO)
OH SHIT! Everyone is coming with heat!! Trust me..If you were never into Joey then here it is...
50 CENT & ROBERT GREENE TALK THE 50TH LAW
If you don't know who Robert Greene is then get on it...He's the author of one of the greatest books "48 Laws of Power" Go google it, whatever..it's great...Never thought I would imagine these two teaming up for a new book...
Amazing...
Amazing...
50 CENT-FLIGHT 187
Holy shit! I fuck with this...And I only listened to it once...
That Jay Z Urkel shit is hilarious!!! Shots thrown!!
That Jay Z Urkel shit is hilarious!!! Shots thrown!!
Thursday, September 3, 2009
MICHAEL JORDAN ROOKIE HIGHLIGHTS
The NBA is getting ready for the Hall of Fame Induction of Michael Jordan, check out more highlights for early in his career.
Shit is fucking amazing...
Shit is fucking amazing...
LYRICISS-IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL '09 (DJ BOOTH FREESTYLE)
YZR!!! The dude Lyriciss is representing on the DJ Booth series..DMV's own...greatness...
It Ain't Hard To Tell
MAYER HAWTHORNE- JUST AINT GONNA WORK OUT (ASTRONOTE EL CAMINO MIX)
I was very skeptical about this mix but I took a listen to it and it's fucking great...Trust me...
Just Aint Gonna Work Out (Astronote El Camino Mix)
INCYTE FT. MARGOT B-HIGHER
The second leak "Higher" off Pittsburgh MC Incyte's new mixtape entitled "Cyte Beyond Sight." I posted that Soul Glo earlier...joint was genius...
Higher
LLOYD BANKS-730 + HATERS
CHRIS BROWN INTERVIEW WITH LARRY KING
Go ahead and watch this...
Okay...my take on this is that Chris needs to sit his ass down in solitude and not talk to anyone in the public eye because he's not good at it...Secondly, I'm sure that Chris has a "no snitching" tee under that sweater...Goodness...Make some good music and dance your ass off...
Okay...my take on this is that Chris needs to sit his ass down in solitude and not talk to anyone in the public eye because he's not good at it...Secondly, I'm sure that Chris has a "no snitching" tee under that sweater...Goodness...Make some good music and dance your ass off...
SEAN KINGSTON-FACE DROP (VIDEO)
Ooh..sensitive topic..he might gain some points for this...
I told you not to count me out...
I told you not to count me out...
LLOYD INTERVIEW ABOUT LEAVING MURDER INC
Lloyd has officially ended his relationship with Irv Gotti's The Inc., a label he was signed to for the past five years. In an indepth interview circulating on the Internet this week a surprisingly candid Lloyd gives a detailed account of his relationship with Gotti and the circumstances that led to his departure..
Part 1
Part 2
Damn man..it's rough out there..He needs to get signed though...He's great...I remember putting my friends on to "You" when it first came out...Very well spoken..
Part 1
Part 2
Damn man..it's rough out there..He needs to get signed though...He's great...I remember putting my friends on to "You" when it first came out...Very well spoken..
BOONDOCK SAINTS 2: ALL SAINTS DAY (TRAILER)
Yeah..the first one was vicious...like really vicious..This better not disappoint me...
DJBOOTH.NET "IN THE BOOTH (VOL 2)" (MIXTAPE)
DJ Booth is proud to present the long-awaited second volume of the In the Booth mixtape. Featuring freestyles #31 through 60 in the ongoing series, the tape sees white-hot lyrical talents from hip-hop hot spots across the nation stepping into our DJ Booth to showcase their skills on the mic.
In The Booth (Volume 2)
JOSH X FOOTAGE FROM SOB'S
Josh X performed at SOB's last week and here's some footage from a song called "Never Fall In Love" The whole show was great btw...
SHUFFLE JOINT 9/3
Let's go...
Tupac-Mama's Just A Little Girl
Avant-Separated
Every time I see you I get a bad vibe..goodness
Tupac-Mama's Just A Little Girl
Avant-Separated
Every time I see you I get a bad vibe..goodness
BRIDE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING DURING VOWS
Her husband accidentally pronounces 'lawfully' as 'wawfully,' and she cracks up so much that they had to take a break in the ceremony.
Bride Can't Stop Laughing During Vows - Watch more Funny Videos
WOW!! I like that though..Dude was nervous like WTF!!!
Bride Can't Stop Laughing During Vows - Watch more Funny Videos
WOW!! I like that though..Dude was nervous like WTF!!!
BASKETBALL TRICK SHOTS: CAMP EDITION
This is some crazy shit...I love it though...
Bball Trick Shots Summer Camp Edition - Watch more Funny Videos
Kids excitement was great...
Bball Trick Shots Summer Camp Edition - Watch more Funny Videos
Kids excitement was great...
ROCK CITY-PTFAO THE SAGA CONTINUES (MIXTAPE)
They are representing St. Thomas..very talented..another mixtape with Don Cannon...PTFAO means Put The Fucking Album Out...My favorites are DOB, Ransom, and Hip Hop Props...
PTFAO The Saga Continues
1. P.T.F.A.O Motion Picture
2. The Ruler's Back
3. 4 Minutes Tops
4. I'm Leaving Ft. Akon & Swizz Beatz
5. D.O.B (Death Of Bullshit)
6. The Rythm
7. PTFAO
8. Hip Hop Props
9. Big Trouble Ft. Raverty
10. Break Up Ft. Verse & Lunch Money
11. Done Talk
12. In The Club Ft. Strings
13. Its Ok Ft. Chubbie Baby
14. Keep It Going
15. Successful Ft. Trey Songz
16. Feels Like I'm Floatin
17. We Gonna Make It
18. Ransom Ft. Chris Brown
2. The Ruler's Back
3. 4 Minutes Tops
4. I'm Leaving Ft. Akon & Swizz Beatz
5. D.O.B (Death Of Bullshit)
6. The Rythm
7. PTFAO
8. Hip Hop Props
9. Big Trouble Ft. Raverty
10. Break Up Ft. Verse & Lunch Money
11. Done Talk
12. In The Club Ft. Strings
13. Its Ok Ft. Chubbie Baby
14. Keep It Going
15. Successful Ft. Trey Songz
16. Feels Like I'm Floatin
17. We Gonna Make It
18. Ransom Ft. Chris Brown
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
K. MICHELLE SINGING "WHERE THEY DO THAT AT" (SHE'S NICE!!)
She's up and coming...trust me..Just listen to this...
Yeah I'm trying to contact her to be on a mailing list or something..simply beautiful
Yeah I'm trying to contact her to be on a mailing list or something..simply beautiful
HANZSOLO-LIFE GOES ON
New artist that has opened for Kanye West, worked with Slick Rick and more...Check him out...Something new for yall...
Life Goes On
ROCK CITY-PTFAO AND STILL GOING (DJ BOOTH FREESTYLE)
It's back!! Let's get it...I'm currently listening to their mixtape now so stay tuned for that...
PTFAO And Still Going
MARKY-I WANT THIS FOREVER
Yup..DC's own Marky takes a stab at the Forever track...I'm sure we'll see more of these from other rappers soon...
I Want This Forever
SHUFFLE JOINT 9/1
Damn..first day of September...
Justin Timberlake-Rock Your Body
Twista Ft. R. Kelly-So Sexy
Justin Timberlake-Rock Your Body
Twista Ft. R. Kelly-So Sexy
JOHNTA AUSTIN-I WANT YOU TO BE MY GIRL
Hmm..Great song "Girl I'm selfish, I just want you for myself...baby you're a ten, let me be your man." It's cuffin season
I Want You To Be My Girl
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
TREY SONGZ ON 106TH & PARK
"That's your mom!!" Slow down boy..hahahahahaha...Nice surprise if you love Drake...
Timbs, we off that!!
Timbs, we off that!!
EMPRESS FT. CAYAN & LYRICISS-POV (VIDEO)
Lyriciss sent this to me..nice video..I feel like I should make some videos on the train..DC representing out here so show love...
P.O.V from GreatWhite prodco on Vimeo.
WALE LIVE IN DC @ LOVE
iLLVibes caught up with DMV's own Wale backstage and onstage at Love Nightclub, where he performed his hits "Dig Dug," "Chillin'," and the DMV-themed "Nike Boots."
Part 1
Part 2
Props to IllVibes
Part 1
Wale Live, Washington DC, August 22, 2009, Part 1 from illvibes-dmv.com on Vimeo.
Part 2
Wale Live, Washington DC, August 22, 2009, Part 2 from illvibes-dmv.com on Vimeo.
Props to IllVibes
CHUCK LI-ALARM CLOCK
I'm now beginning to know who the fuck Chuck Li is so come on the ride...I have a mixtape from him that I will begin to listen to and hopefully it makes it on here...So this is to be continued...
Alarm Clock
L.E.-THE ANTI PARACHUTE THEORY (MIXTAPE)
I think my dude Trav put me on to this..I'm pretty sure about that..He gave me "She And Her" and I was into it immediately...So I had to cop the whole thing when it came out..Pretty good mixtape..Repping Ohio too...Take some time to listen...
The Anti Parachute Theory (Mixtape)
DOM KENNEDY-BEST AFTER BOBBY (MIXTAPE)
This is the first time I've heard of Dom Kennedy and I'm glad I had a chance to listen...He's from LA and he's nice with the words...Takes over some beats including some from the Clipse, Drake, Notorious BIG, Mase, and more...I fuck with it so give it a listen to...Especially since OhYouShook told me to get it...
Note: I couldn't find a working link but Change Clothes came through to save the day
Best After Bobby Mixtape
01 Kept It Thorough
02 Notorious DOM 2
03 Dom Good
04 Best You Never Had
05 Best After Bobby Speech 1
06 Idontwannafuckeverygirlintheworld f. cARTer & Jason Madison
07 Player Shit
08 8 Questions
09 Arrived On Time
10 King of LA (Interlude)
11 D O Muah
12 Cooler
13 Toast
14 Left Side, Right Side f. Ree$e & Skeme
15 Best After Bobby Speech 2
16 My Patna and Dem f. Ree$e
17 Up and Down Remix f. Rich Boy
18 On and Off Switch f. Like & Mibbs of Pac Div and Mykel
19 Wish Me Luck! f. BrandUn DeShay & TiRon
20 Compton, South Central
21 I Hate Summers
22 They Say I’m
02 Notorious DOM 2
03 Dom Good
04 Best You Never Had
05 Best After Bobby Speech 1
06 Idontwannafuckeverygirlintheworld f. cARTer & Jason Madison
07 Player Shit
08 8 Questions
09 Arrived On Time
10 King of LA (Interlude)
11 D O Muah
12 Cooler
13 Toast
14 Left Side, Right Side f. Ree$e & Skeme
15 Best After Bobby Speech 2
16 My Patna and Dem f. Ree$e
17 Up and Down Remix f. Rich Boy
18 On and Off Switch f. Like & Mibbs of Pac Div and Mykel
19 Wish Me Luck! f. BrandUn DeShay & TiRon
20 Compton, South Central
21 I Hate Summers
22 They Say I’m
DJ DRAMA & TONY YAYO-GANGSTA PARADISE (MIXTAPE)
Yeah I've had this for a while and never posted..Not one of his best mixtapes but he's rapping over classic beats such as "Draped Up" by Bun B...and it's DJ Drama so you can't hate...Gangsta Paradise
FUNNIEST SHORTEST CLIP EVER!
This video is only 5 second long but you will laugh...haha..
HAHAHAHA...
HAHAHAHA...
DALLAS PENN & RAFI CAM-VEND DIAGRAM
The Internets Celebrities put their ear to the street with an investigation of how the economy effed-upped-ness is affecting the most micro of businesses: The street vendor.
T-shirts, hot dogs, warm nuts and counterfeit handbag vendors are all feeling the effects of the recession and that's just the tip of what they have to contend with.
Greatness...I really like this documentary...
T-shirts, hot dogs, warm nuts and counterfeit handbag vendors are all feeling the effects of the recession and that's just the tip of what they have to contend with.
Greatness...I really like this documentary...
J. HOLIDAY GETTING IT IN
Well this fan was trying to get it in..just peep it...haha
Goodness...That's one you save for after the show...
Goodness...That's one you save for after the show...
ILL DOCTRINE: MY STUPID HARD DRIVE
Damn..His hard drive fucked up basically...
If my external ever failed on me I would definitely cry...no doubt about that...Out of commission for a while..haha
If my external ever failed on me I would definitely cry...no doubt about that...Out of commission for a while..haha
Monday, August 31, 2009
SHUFFLE JOINT 8/31
Ahem...
Amy Winehouse-He Can Only Hold Her
R. Kelly-Skin (Didn't know they had a video for this)
Amy Winehouse-He Can Only Hold Her
R. Kelly-Skin (Didn't know they had a video for this)
WALE ON 106 & PARK
First time he's been on there and he seemed a little jittery but I rock with it..
Yzr..That was nice...
Yzr..That was nice...
SLIM-DEJA VU
Samples a nice song...As a matter of fact tell me what song he sampled..because I'm losing it right now...
Deja Vu
PUBLIC SINGING FAIL
This is the best failure ever...I've never seen anything like that..hahahaha
Those white people were fucking pissed..except dude that knew this shit was classic...Head on over to LMBAO to see another public singing fail...
Those white people were fucking pissed..except dude that knew this shit was classic...Head on over to LMBAO to see another public singing fail...
K'JON-ON THE OCEAN
I'm so late with this song...But I just figured out who sang it today while I was driving so here it is...
On The Ocean
On The Ocean
JAY Z RHAPSODY COMMERCIAL
This is a must see right here...Recreates the cover from all his previous albums...
NEUROSONCIS AUDIOMEDICAL LABS
Kingdom of the unreal but also a higher state of being, ultimately free of the limitations of the material world through the agency of science, technology, and imagination.
This is one of the coolest things I've seen...
Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc. from Chris Cairns on Vimeo.
This is one of the coolest things I've seen...
50 CENT IN 40 PROJECTS
I really didn't think anyone was going to tell 50 Cent that he can't go to his projects..nope..no way...
SHUFFLE JOINT 8/30
Let's get it...This is enough for one day...
Patra ft. YoYo-Romantic Call (Peep Tupac in the whip)
Over and out..go read my article if you haven't already...
Patra ft. YoYo-Romantic Call (Peep Tupac in the whip)
Over and out..go read my article if you haven't already...
YOUNG CHRIS, FREEWAY, & BEANIE SIGEL-LAST 2 (VIDEO)
I love this shit...
"Don't make sense don't make dollars, just like a bitch who suck dick and don't swallow"
"Don't make sense don't make dollars, just like a bitch who suck dick and don't swallow"
HISTORY OF SPECIAL EFFECTS
This is pretty cool to see how it all started...
The History Of Special Effects In Movies - Watch more Funny Videos
The History Of Special Effects In Movies - Watch more Funny Videos
Sunday, August 30, 2009
THE PERFECT WIFEY (ARTICLE)
YZR!! Oh I know..yall thought I couldn’t write any more articles and was going to stick to that current events type stuff…goodness..Come on now…I know what started this blog and it was articles…I will never forget that…But I’m here today/tonight to talk about the perfect wifey…Yes..Something positive about the females…I know some of yall read my articles and be like “Damn, iGoon must not like the females” Never that..I got love for them…Just not all of them…but we’re here to talk about some qualities of the perfect wifey..Now remember that this is my list and not one for the typical male..I just have my own preferences so let’s get it…Some of these will be serious, and some will be funny…But read it and enjoy…
1. Great Sense of Humor-I don’t want to sit down and watch Family Guy, Office, 30 Rock (Just got into that show) or some other funny shit and not have you laugh…Sitting here all mean faced like someone hit you in the stomach…Come on now…I need to see you laugh at the same things I’m laughing at…And be able to understand the humor in such sitcoms and series that I watch…
2. Great Smile-Along with the sense of humor my wifey has to have a great smile..I brag about my smile because a) it’s great b) it can cheer up most people…Am I being vain? Yes…Confident too…I want my wifey’s smile to complement mine…Simple…
3. Knows How To Dance-There’s nothing worst/worse (Someone re-educate me on those uses please) then a female that can’t dance..Two left feet?!! Damn..I love to dance..Especially after some drinks..And if you can’t even grind on a brother the correct way then I might have to stop you from embarrassing yourself…Now I don’t want a wifey that’s looking to break my dick off though…Nope..don’t want that..Even a little two step works with me…I could rock with that..I’m not the best dancer (I just started getting nice at the Harlem Shake..I’m like 10 years late, and I'm learning how to jerk..pause) but I could represent when I have to...So shout outs to all ladies that can dance…
4. Shape-Simple..I have to like your shape..I have no preference(I kinda do) but supply me with some breasts and an ass…Don’t mean to be rude but I’ve never dated a fat chick..Nothing wrong with yall but just not for me..I’m a skinny dude, you might not even think I could handle you…So it works both ways..But yea..shape…Important..If I have to look at that everyday then make sure it’s great..I’ll keep my end of the bargain too…
5. Public-You ever take a girl out and she embarrasses you in public?!! Damn!! What a fucking lame! I don’t want to take you out and you don’t know how to interact with the waiter/waitress , no table manners…Like..I went to boarding school where we had sit down lunch and dinners..I expect everyone to come with heat in public..In private..whatever…But don’t embarrass me…
6. Family-Your family has to be a good looking bunch..If I meet your mother and she’s not looking too good and the beautiful genes kind of expired then we may have some problems..Let me take a look at the aunts too…I got some beautiful genes in my family and if we create some offspring I don’t want your genes fucking up my kids future…Ya dig? It’s wifey we’re talking about..Not just some skally-wag (did I just make up that word? Nope I didn’t…) But if your mom is a MILF (Mother I’d Like to Fuck) then we can make things work
7. Makeup-Okay..here is a preference that is not so strict but it kind of is…I don’t want my wifey wearing make up all the time…I’d rather her not wear any at all..Original, natural beauty is sexy…If you put on too much makeup then it sucks..And I know a lot of my female friends that do it and I want to say “Stop” but I also don’t want to get smacked so I keep it to myself..But stop wearing all that makeup…If I wake up in the morning and you still look sexy as shit then I could rock with you…
8. Sweatpants, Hair Tied-I want to see you in that attire and make sure you pass…simple…
9. Booty Shorts-WA WA WEEE WAHHH!!!!! My penis will stand at attention if you know how to work some booty shorts…Enough of that though…I don’t want to start getting all X-rated over here…There are kids around..
10. Sex-That’s a given…Goes both ways..I have to be able to lay it down too…And I’m not greedy with sex…You do me, I do you..Fair exchange like Tupac said…
11. Hair-Do what you gotta do with your hair..I have no preference with short or long but I do like long hair a lot (Long hair don’t even care) But I don’t think I’ve ever dated anyone with a weave so I’m gonna have to pass on that…I just don’t want to grab some portion of your hair and realize it’s fake..Which then leads to not having anything fake on you…Just keep it 100…simple…right? Right…
12. Educated-That doesn’t mean you have to graduate from college or whatever..But be an educated individual and not an ignorant one..Know what’s going on in this world, know a little bit of everything..Because if I mention something and you over here like “Ughhhhhhh” then I’m calling for the check right then and there…
13. Fair & Balanced-Let’s do things together, take turns, all that shit..If I paid for the meal last time, then you got this check, if I cooked last time, then you cook this time…if I watched Oprah with you then you might have to watch that sports game with me too…Just fair and balanced..I was gonna say “If I go down first, then next time you got it” hahaha..Well I did say it..Oh well…
14. Jealousy-Don’t be jealous..Don’t be mad because a girl texted me asking for directions, don’t get mad cause someone commented on my pic, don’t get mad because I RT’d someone on twitter…That’s childish…
15. Sports-It would be great if my wifey played sports so that she would watch them and play them at the same time…And maybe if you just like to run we could go out and run miles together…One thing I loved about my first girl was that she was an athlete…Competitive…I busted her ass in basketball but she came with heat all the time…I like that
16. Feet-I HATE FEET!!! I just hate them..But just make sure your own feet are nice…It just makes things better for me..thanks
17. Liquor-She has to be able to drink and I need to see the aftermaths of that drinking immediately…If she’s a bad drunk and wants to cry and all that shit then get away from me..If you get horny then let’s go…haha..But yeah, I like a girl that can drink here and there..Doesn’t have to be a drinker like me because I go in sometimes (151 holla at me)
18. Friends-Your friends can’t be haters…My friends can’t be haters…Our friends can’t be haters…I don’t want it to be awkward when I chill with your friends or vice versa..I would hate it for one of your friends to be my hater because I will call her out and embarrass her..simple…
19. BBM-If my wifey is a blackberry user then I hope she doesn’t get mad when I read her message and I don’t respond..If you’re confused right now here’s the scoop…BBM shows when the message has been delivered and read..It goes from a D to a R…which means that person knows you read it..I know you’ve experienced those times when you send a text, assume the person has read it and then send that angry text like “WTF” Now you don’t have to assume…Goodness…
20. Mole-Sometimes females have that sexy mole near their lip, on their face…like a beauty mark..This is not a must have but I mention it because it’s so sexy…
21.Toenails-Don't just cut your toenails on the bed...nope...I will be highly upset..hahaha...I'm not kidding..Go to the bathroom and do it in private...
22. Background Check-Sometimes you have to run your own background check on the potential which means you ask mutual friends about her...See what you can gather about the person..If there's too many negative shit like "Yo she's really good friends with the basketball team..and the football team...and the hockey team" then I can't do it because you've probably been used and abused...You may hear some moderate type stuff like "Yeah she was a freak during her freshmen year but now she good" I don't care..As long as it's not any outlandish shit...
23. Ease into The Family-You have those girls that just know how to work it in terms of being polite to the family..It makes it easier for me when dealing with Mama Goon who will definitely hate on every girl that steps across the threshold...Imagine a wifey that starts trouble with the mother?!! Prolly get stabbed right then and there..
Aite I’m gonna stop..How was it? Do you fit in with the perfect wifey status? To be honest I’ve met like only one girl that fits this rubric of mine and I failed miserably..She knows who she is..Any comments? Agree, disagree..any ones you really don’t like…Let me know..Thanks for reading!! I leave you with this wonderful song by Usher and Pharrell that I might be playing once a day until I meet her:
"Wifey:
SHUFFLE JOINT 8/29
Let's go...
Jay Z ft. Killer Mike, Twista, Big Boi & Sleepy Brown-Poppin' Tags
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Jay Z ft. Killer Mike, Twista, Big Boi & Sleepy Brown-Poppin' Tags
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