First off let me say that I was trying to have an article that was focused more on trying to get to know the Internet Goon a.k.a iGoon a.k.a Mr. Dot Dot Dot a.k.a Mr. Yeah a.k.a Ricky.. (I got more also known as's but I'm stopping there) but yall didn't want to ask me questions so it's all good..I respect the realness and yall weren't really trying to fuck with the "creative" idea for an article so I had to keep it moving... (Thanks to the few people that did)
Now I'm here writing about something that I don't think personally I have any of...Goodness...GAME!! So basically I was in Brooklyn with my cousin and sister trying to think of topics for the article...They were coming up with some weak shit so I had to pretend that I couldn't really write about it (hahahaha...Just a little jokey joke) But while we were talking about topics this show called "The Game" or something similar was on the television (BET holla) and some dude was trying to kick this "game" and boom..the light bulb went on and I knew that was my calling...Let's get it...
So basically I have no game...None whatsoever...Well I don't think I have any...Let me take it back to some of the girls I messed with/talked to (No name calling ever) But like...basically I got one of my girlfriends by accident...A lot of flirting was going on back and forth..sexual frustration...I knew I liked her and I knew she liked me...So there was this truth or dare game and she always chose truth...Someone asked her "Would you ever hook up with iGoon?" but she heard it as "Have you ever hooked up with iGoon?" (Mind yall, they are not saying iGoon...Just ain't trying to put the government out like that) She said no..She was answering the question that she heard..she was disgusted too...Everyone else was confused as shit..as I was...I brushed my shoulders off and kept it moving...Got a text later on saying "But I wouldn't be opposed to" What?!!! Huh!! Didn't make any sense...We cleared things up...had some talks...and ummm...she was my girl some few weeks later..No game ran my way...Damn...But I was successful...
Let's try another moment...I was in college...Saw a girl I liked...got to know her better every single time I saw her even though it was on limited time...I guess some girls really think I'm a dog just because I always want to party and get them drunk...I'm just trying to have a good time...Did some talking here and there...Looked out for her...shared some shit...phone boning...visits that I don't normally do...I actually stopped myself and wondered was I spitting game but I realize that I was just being myself...At the end of the day I was the opposite of Drake and Trey's "Successful" but still proud of myself that I didn't lose my way and act like something I wasn't...
So how are people supposed to "kick" game?! Real talk...It's the hardest thing to do when you talk to someone random person like at a club or lounge or whatever..That's why I hate going to any of these events because that means I have to introduce myself and whatever...They may go to a school that one of my friends go to and if I name drop and it fails then I'm not going anywhere with it...Usually in social events, like in a dorm or whatever it's very easy to "kick game" just because it's a community..Everyone knows each other through someone..There's a reason you are in my room whether you came to tag along with a friend or drink some 151...That game is a little bit easier just because there is some kind of recognition that the dude is not a stranger and the ladies feel just a tad bit comfortable..They still feel weird nonetheless...But really, at the end of the day I just be myself...If you're not happy with me then I guess I'm not the one for you...At the end of the kicking game there are winners and losers..I'm always a loser so it doesn't matter what the deal is (But I still haven't given up on females...it's not like I'm going to males...)
Now ladies pay attention to some of these game spitters out there because if anyone says they spit a mean game or whatever then that means they're covering something else up..They're not being true to themselves...Let's take athletes, these dudes, a majority of the time, have no respect for women, no respect for themselves, and just try to fuck everything walking... (Hmm...that's a pretty good lifestyle) but if you're not tipsy and actually sober to hear everything they are saying then you will realize some of the bullshit...Look..I know it may seem like I'm blocking but I'm thinking of what I will tell my daughter one day...And this is the shit I will say...Don't believe anything they say...I've seen too much, I've heard too much...Take my word..simple...
The importance of "kicking game" is actually doing what you say you are going to do..Always remember that actions speak way louder than all that bullshit you may be saying...You can ask most females about me that I look out for them no matter what...I say shit and do shit...I say what I'm definitely going to do...And even sometimes females may not notice what I actually do when it's happening but I'm sure it will kick in some day...I think all females need to see what this "man" is going to do...If you talk a big game about piping then you better pipe, if you talk about respecting a woman, then you better do some respecting, if you talking about loving then do some loving...Simple..Your word is your bond and nothing else...I think I try to execute that all the time...
One thing on my mind is that ladies need to "kick" some more game...Be real with us men...Be real with me..We're soft creatures and human beings just like you...We have a heart, just like you..we have feelings just like you...I think it's sexy if a girl takes some initiative but at the same time remember that the dude has to like you back too...I've had girls try to just invite themselves over and that shit wasn't happening at all...NOT AT ALL!!
Goodness..at the end of the day just be yourself...that's all one person can ask for and respect...
By the way...I've tried kicking game and I just suck at it..I've been turned down more times than R. Kelly's attempts at being a chaperone on a field trip to the zoo...I be myself and it doesn't work...I give my all, it doesn't work...I'm just going to crawl in a hole, blog, write articles, facebook, and eat...I feel like Granddad from "The Boondocks"
Haha...My game is unfamiliar..Sooooo..Let me know how you feel...Have you ever ran some successful game, are you an athlete that actually has game, are you a female that takes the initiative? Talk to me people and let me know how you feel...Like always, thanks for reading!!
