Saturday, June 6, 2009
This is a reminder of why NY runs everything...Real talk...First let me lace you with the track that everyone is talking about...This is a clean version..unmastered version courtesy of Miss Info...
Death Of Autotune (D.O.A.)
Now here is some video of Funkmaster Flex and Mister Cee just going crazy when they drop it..
HAHA..I feel sorry for Vince...They was getting on him...And here is footage of them talking to Hov..
It's amazing how last year I would not put this man on the blog..Now he's making great fucking music..goodness "I got a big you know." Over that Beyonce track...
Another joint over Cassie's "Must Be Love"
Must Be Love Remix
Friday, June 5, 2009
She looks cute..She's a singer and has a great voice...Not that shit you will hear on the hip hop stations..That smooth, soulful stuff...Just check it out..
Her album is coming out soon..called "Let The Truth Be Told" Here's the same song live..
Nice right...well I did some gooning and found it...
From My Heart To Yours
Thursday, June 4, 2009
So I have a reader (re-electbush) that frequents the blog I think..I don't know who they are but I'm giving them props for putting me on to this mixtape...It's actually great..I'm not bullshitting you...Press play and enjoy..
The Miseducation of Freddie Gibbs
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
R. Kelly-Seems Like Your Ready
This is R. Kelly's favorite track off 12 play...How do I know? Well scroll down and download his mixtape..YZR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He Fought The Law And The Law Lost - Watch more Funny Videos
HAHAHA...That was insane...
Umm..This may make you think again about committing that crime..Booty Warrior is not playing games..
HAHAHA...We can do this the easy way or the hard way? And the answer was always yes...Goodness..Booty was more important than water!! Well if you thought that was crazy then check this out...
Tossed Salad Man
I mean..He's trying right?
Monday, June 1, 2009
Pause (pôz) intj. 1. An interjection used to acknowledge or clarify an unintentional erotic, or homo-erotic, double-entendre. Not to be confused with its popular heterosexual counterpart “That’s What She Said.”
Sure, we’ve all put a foot in our mouth*. It happens, no biggie*. But for some reason, straight rappers—despite all their uber-masculine machismo—seem to be especially prone to slips of the tongue*.
So, for your pleasure* (and ours*), team Complex put our heads together* and dug into the annals* of rap to find the 69* greatest lyrical boners* buried in hip-hop history, retroactively relieving these MCs* from any sensual scrutiny*. For more penetrating* insight, we propositioned* the Twitter sensations known as Pause Police to get behind us* and give us a hand* by issuing stiff* sentences to each MC (Click here to buy Pause Police T-shirts and stickers*, kids!). Read on to find out which rappers are on top*, which ones are on bottom*, and who’s in pole position*. We went hard*, so savor our package!*
Click on the link below to read their article..It's actually great:
I wasn't going to put the orginal video up but I guess I have to...
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Last week I was on my educational shit...I still am but now I'm just going to keep it real...Like I always do anyways...Take a look at that picture...It's none other than Pe Pe Le Pew...The skunk from Warner Brothers that was always trying to get some pussy...And by pussy I mean the Pussy Cat...You freaks!! (Although he was trying to insert and squirt at all times) Pe Pe was a skunk who thought that Penelope (Yeah I know the cat's name..Did a little research) was a skunk because of the white stripe down her back...So that shit would never work..A skunk stinks..Penelope wasn't having it at all..Just take a quick look at this...
Goodness..That's like a rapist right there...HOLD UP!! So you mean to tell me that I was watching this at a young age and basically cartoons were telling me to go get some?!! OH YEA!! I fuck with that big time...hahaha...Aite back to courting...So basically the dude didn't have his shit together..He stinked, he was a skunk, she was a cat..No love in the air...Some of yall dudes out there are Pe Pe...And we're going to discuss how to court a woman (I love the word court for some reason...it's better than "I'm talking to her" I'd rather say "I'm courting her" Like a fucking Knight in Shining Armour...You see how I spelled that right..haha...-our)
Okay...Let me start by saying that females already know what they want...Most of the times they are not going to tell a dude if they like them but will give hints..Or you just have to do the right things in order to make the process run smoothly...But most of the times a dude fucks everything up by saying "Yo ma, that ass is looking real right tonight." Goodness..What a dumbass..He fucked up for himself and others...She has been disrespected because you immediately went to her physical features and nothing else..You had it in the bag before you opened up your mouth...When courting someone you don't know it's very hard...You have to be smooth, on your feet, think quick, and creative...She doesn't want to hear the same bullshit lines (Girl your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day) I mean..sometimes it may work just because it's corny as hell but still..Be creative...A woman will give you the time of the day for a short period and it's usually 3-5 minutes..that's the minimum..You have to somehow keep her attention for longer than that...Here's an example:
This is a true story...When I was at BC I was walking with Mr. DctoBC and Marcel..I saw a girl that was looking pretty good..I was a little nice off that a-a-a-a-a-alcohol but still able to control myself..Well I fucked up first by psssting at her..Don't do that shit at all...It's not going to work..I wasn't in New York where that's a regular courting call...haha..instead I said "Excuse me" There was no one else there, she knew I was talking to her...She was pretty far so I did a little jog over there..asked her why she was leaving because the night was young...Introduced myself...Talked for some more time..I kept her attention...I was making a few jokes..And usually when I'm in a situation I just smile because my smile is kind of contagious (Yeah it is) I didn't disrespect her...I told her that she was looking very nice tonight...I went in for the kill and tried to get her number...She declined (All that hard work for nothing huh? NOPE!!) She took down my number and she said she would call...And she did...And I will not go further into the story...haha..The End
That was easy...I was nervous but still got the job done..But after the first steps of courting you have to stay interested and such...Like I said..Be creative...You can't always go to the movies (Although sometimes it may be the case because funds are low) But what about picnics, golf range, shooting range, shopping, museums, exhibits, and more...Think along those lines..Try to wow her...But at the same time you must be someone that can hold a conversation for a long ass time...Yup...Be able to talk your ass off...Have a goal in mind, maybe even an outline drafted in your head...Of course maybe you'll talk about family, school, friends, interests, past bfs/gfs, passions, and more...I feel like females love to laugh..Who doesn't? I'm all about making girls smile...Even if they don't want to I will somehow get one...So maybe the first date goes well...Here is where you will win points later in the line..If you were a good listener then you heard what she likes to do...The next date should focus on that or the next interaction...Say something smooth like "Hey I know you said last time that you were into antique dolls, this isn't much but here you go" Boom...Hand her a not so expensive antique doll..That's just one example..It could range from a lot of things..She'll love it..She'll tell her friends and boom..You may have won her over...
One lesson to realize is that it's not easy nor are you going to yield results quickly (unless you're the creator of this blog) Sometimes it takes weeks, months, maybe years...Talking on the phone is a plus...And when you can have convos and not care about the time or anything else then that may be a good sign...Just always keep it simple (KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid)
Now one more thing...Social networks such as Facebook, twitter, or whatever may hurt or help you...I say this because you may send sweet things on facebook to court a female but know that all her friends may see it, you don't know who's watching, and that minifeed could fuck up your whole game..hahaha...Real talk...You don't know which girls are friends and then next thing you know you put yourself in a situation and you have to abort mission...I remember back in the day when a girl used to write something crazy on my wall, I wouldn't delete it, I would holla at my friends and tell them to post on my wall so that it wasn't the first thing you saw on my profile (I know that's wrong) The way that it helps is through long ass message convos..threads...all that...It's very impersonal but you still get to holla at someone and know them better..And of course you can see pictures!! Has this girl always been this fine? Who's that guy kissing on her? Is that a penis?
And that brings me to my last point...for yall females...Stop being so difficult to court...Or just be honest and keep it real...If you're not into the guy then stop wasting his time and taking advantage of him...It's unfair and money goes to waste...Don't waste my fucking money..I think I even wrote about that in one of my previous articles..It's ridiculous...But I guess you have to hold out and be extra careful because guys are dogs..Simple...
I'm not an expert people...I just try to make observations..and I may not always act out what I speak..But most of the times I do (Hopefully) I used to be a nervous dude in the game...I would be the one to go to her friends and say "So does she like me?!" Mad hyped and shit...What a chump...and a gump...haha...
Let me know how you feel about the courting...Do you suggest others ways? Am I not accurate? Should females be more aggressive? Just drop a comment and let me know what you're thinking...Thanks..I leave you with this song from Lloyd
Lloyd-Treat U Good (Cause that's all you should want to do for the females)
Yes that dude is a comedian...Goodness..Here's more...
Pa Manyen (Means "Don't Touch)
This is so great...