MOST VALUABLE PUPPETS (LEBRON & KOBE) "LIL DEZ FINAL"

This is great...



Commercials that stay current..good work..

JAY Z-DEATH OF AUTOTUNE (D.O.A) (HOT 97 VIDEO)

This is a reminder of why NY runs everything...Real talk...First let me lace you with the track that everyone is talking about...This is a clean version..unmastered version courtesy of Miss Info...

Death Of Autotune (D.O.A.)

Now here is some video of Funkmaster Flex and Mister Cee just going crazy when they drop it..



HAHA..I feel sorry for Vince...They was getting on him...And here is footage of them talking to Hov..

MOS DEF FREESTYLE (106TH & PARK)

Mos Def did his thing..Album is coming out next Tuesday...

Mos Def on 106 6-5
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MICKEY FACTZ FT. KID CUDI-DO MY DO

This track is tough...

Do My Do

LIL WAYNE-KOBE BRYANT

This is actually a great song...This is the type of Wayne I'm used to...

Kobe Bryant

And Jay Rock decided to talk about the Lakers too...

L.A. Song (Lakers Anthem)

SAMMIE-EVERY GIRL

Pretty good remix... "I aint tryna scare you but I follow you on twitter"

Every Girl

TREY SONGZ FT. SAMMIE-SHE AIN'T MY GIRL

I just had to put this up to remind people that he was arrested cause I forgot myself..And now he's making hits for days...

She Ain't My Girl

TWISTA-SHE GOT IT

Another cool track...

She Got It

CHAMILLIONAIRE FT. BOBBY VALENTINO-PATRON

Chamillionaire talking about ending his rap career..I hope he doesn't..Enjoy this one...

Patron

GHOSTFACE KILLAH-FOREVER

Even though he looks real grimy here, he's the best rapper to get on an R&B track..New album coming soon that features a lot of R&B heavy hitters..

Forever

TREY SONGZ-EGO REMIX

It's amazing how last year I would not put this man on the blog..Now he's making great fucking music..goodness "I got a big you know." Over that Beyonce track...

Ego Remix

Another joint over Cassie's "Must Be Love"

Must Be Love Remix

YUNG LA-TASER GUN

He's making music that I like...Another fun beat, another fun track...

Taser Gun

EMINEM TEACHES JIMMY KIMMEL HOW TO RAP

This is great...they always make funny stuff...



HAHAHAHAH

GLASSES MALONE FT. BIRDMAN, RICK ROSS, & T-PAIN (VIDEO)

I'm a big fan of Glasses Malone...



I think T-Pain wanted to pop and lock it in this video really bad..pause..

BLACK EYED PEAS-I GOTTA FELLING (VIDEO)

Hmmm...

WALE-FAMILY AFFAIR (VIDEO)

Damn...This is a tough video...



Nice..Now here it is:

Family Affair

DADDY YANKEE FT. JOWELL & RANDY-QUE TENGO QUE HACER REMIX (VIDEO)

I think this is Jowell's song but Daddy Yankee just jumped on it too...This joint it hot...

DOG REJECTS CAT

I feel sorry for the cat..She was just thinking that's what he wanted...


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HAHA..

STAR & BUC WILD: OPEN LETTER TO JAY Z

Star talks to Hov about Dame Dash...



And here's another one that is entitled "Never Mind Green..Let's Go Gay!!"

KID CUDI-HEAVEN AT NITE (VIDEO)

This shit has been out for two months already..maybe three..and now getting love...



Oh well...

LLOYD BANKS-PRACTICE

He's back...Well he's been back but goodness...Spitting like a fucking new born baby...

Practice

CASSIDY-EGO REMIX

Yup...he went in on this..I was shocked that he could rip this beat...And he's taking shots towards a certain rapper...Ahem..Kanye..ahem...

Ego Remix

RYAN LESLIE-GIFT TO THE GAME

Of course a great track...What else do you expect from a Harvard grad...

Gift To The Game

KARINA PASIAN-LOVE IS

Good song from the NYC native...She's still young so watch out...

Love Is

CASSIE FT. BUSTA RHYMES, RED CAFE, P. DIDDY, & DAY 26-MUST BE LOVE REMIX

Yeah this joint needed a remix since I ain't hear it being played anywhere...

Must Be Love Remix

GLC FT. CHRISTIAN RICH-MY FIRST MODEL

Nice smooth beat right here for GLC...good work...

My First Model

WORDSMITH-TWILIGHT OF MY ARRIVAL

Mixtape coming in August...

Twilight Of My Arrival

D. JULIEN-ABSOLUTE PERFECTION

First song off the upcoming mixtape "Live, Love, Learn" This man knows the best beats to pick...Great stuff once again...

Absolute Perfection

LAURA IZIBOR-FROM MY HEART TO YOURS

She looks cute..She's a singer and has a great voice...Not that shit you will hear on the hip hop stations..That smooth, soulful stuff...Just check it out..



Her album is coming out soon..called "Let The Truth Be Told" Here's the same song live..



Nice right...well I did some gooning and found it...

From My Heart To Yours

FLYORDIE-DONE (DUDE I'M A CARTOON)

Their mixtape drops in one week...I'm ready for it right now...I swear one of these dudes sounds like Kanye...

Done (Dude I'm A Cartoon)

MIKE CLASSIC-ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

Mike went in on this track..Just sit down and listen and let it burn your chest like Haitian rum...goodness...

Rookie Of The Year

LYRICISS' SUMMER 2009

Let's get it...



He's just doing his job

FREDDIE GIBBS-THE MISEDUCATION OF FREDDIE GIBBS (MIXTAPE)

So I have a reader (re-electbush) that frequents the blog I think..I don't know who they are but I'm giving them props for putting me on to this mixtape...It's actually great..I'm not bullshitting you...Press play and enjoy..

The Miseducation of Freddie Gibbs

THE CLEVELAND SHOW (NEW TRAILER)

Props to Mr.DctoBC

JUELZ SANTANA-DAYS OF OUR LIVES (VIDEO)

Great video..great song...

PALM PRE (10 MINUTE INTRODUCTION)

This joint is crazy...I wanted to get this phone but I'm all Goonberried up...

KANYE WEST-PARANOID (VIDEO)

Nice..This is the real..other one was a leaked version

TOKIN BLACK GUY-TURN MY MUSIC HIGH (VIDEO)

Different..but nice...

JOE BUDDEN: UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL (STRIKES BACK AT METHOD MAN AND BUSTA RHYMES)

He goes in..and also speaks some real shit...



The music was great to set the tone too...

DOG REALLY LOVES CAT

Hmmm...Dog wants to have sex with cat...


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Damn..Cat was just chillin..step your pipe game up

NEWS CLIP FAIL

Goodness...

MICROSOFT "NATAL"

Ummm...This is crazy..Another gaming system...I'm not ready for this one...



WOW!!

KOBE BRYANT'S TOP 10 PLAYS OF 2009

Hmmm...I was expecting some better plays...

WALE FT. LADY GAGA-CHILLIN (VIDEO)

Hmm..Something is missing from this video...What do you think?

STAR & BUC WILD: STAR VS. BUC WILD (EPISODE 1)

In this heated and long overdue discussion, the Grim Reapers of Hip-Hop keep it 100 about their past and present business issues.

Nice..haha

HOMEBOY SANDMAN-GUN CONTROL

Oh boy...his flow is fucking crazy...Just wait and see...



Exactly..And here is a little extra footage of him jamming with The Roots

TALES OF MERE EXISTENCE "I CAN'T SLEEP"

Very funny commentary of why he can't sleep...



Nice

R. KELLY-SHORTY

The Pied Piper is making music again..

Shorty

SAMMIE-LOVE/HATE SEX

Over that Birthday Sex..He did a good job...It's like you love her and you hater her at the same time...

Love/Hate Sex

BABYFACE-I WANNA BE YOUR BABY

He can still make great music and it's great...

I Wanna Be Your Baby

And now because I'm nice with it...here's another one...

That's My Promise

FLYORDIE FT. MH THE GREAT-THEN CAME SUMMER

This is the first time they're on the blog...this song is very smooth and tough..yeah...I said it...Just check it out...

Then Came Summer

TWISTA-I CAN MAKE YOU SAY

This track is tight...Sampling some Prince...Produced by Kanye West

I Can Make You Say

PLAYAZ CIRCLE FT> YOUNG JEEZY & LIL WAYNE-STUPID REMIX

Hmm..Nice remix but Jeezy said something very questionable "Give her that stupid dick, that pussy so young."

Stupid Remix

SHUFFLE JOINT 6/2

It seems like your ready...

R. Kelly-Seems Like Your Ready


This is R. Kelly's favorite track off 12 play...How do I know? Well scroll down and download his mixtape..YZR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R. KELLY-THE DEMO (MIXTAPE)

EVERYTHING STOPS FOR THIS!!!!


YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!! Been waiting for this for a long ass time....

The Demo

PHOTOGRAPHER TAKES A FALL

HAHAHA...



Damn...

FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW LOST

This dude was being arrested for some unknown reason and get's the better result at the end...


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HAHAHA...That was insane...

PREZZURE PRESENTS "CAN YA FEEL IT?" (COMMERCIAL 12)

This dude's work ethic is crazy....

FABOLOUS GOES CRAZY ON DEF JAM (DAME DASH STYLE)

HAHA..This is great...



HAHAHA...Great video...Spoofing the Dame Dash incident with Def Jam over Hov

STAR & BUC WILD: STAR ASK BLACK WOMEN FOR FORGIVENESS

"After years of putting white woman at the top of his list, Star finally comes forward to declare his interest in the brown sugar. What's your opinion?"

HAHA...Good work

STAR & BUC WILD: HIP HOP SUMMER BEEF

They go in!!!



Personality of a three dollar bill!! HAHAHAHAHA

STAY OUTTA JAIL! (FLEECE "BOOTY WARRIOR" JOHNSON)

(Props to my boy Naeem)
Umm..This may make you think again about committing that crime..Booty Warrior is not playing games..



HAHAHA...We can do this the easy way or the hard way? And the answer was always yes...Goodness..Booty was more important than water!! Well if you thought that was crazy then check this out...

Tossed Salad Man


I'm done...

STEPHEN MARLEY-THE TRAFFIC JAM (ACOUSTIC)

I fuck with this because on my old phone this was my text ringer...

1st 48 feat. Benzino - "No One" Official Video from MC Endeezy on Vimeo.

YZR!!

1ST 48 FT. BENZINO-NO ONE (VIDEO)

Yup..My first Benzino post I think..I still uncomfortable putting him on the site but I'm just testing out the waters..What do yall think of this video?

1st 48 feat. Benzino - "No One" Official Video from MC Endeezy on Vimeo.

I mean..He's trying right?

PRO'VERB-DMV POLITICS

Pro'verb is one of my favorite newcomers...Well he's not a newcomer to me..But you know what I mean..YZR!

DMV Politics

XO-CRABS IN A BARREL

We some crabs in a barrel...Nice...First leak off his debut album...

Crabs In A Barrel

HURRICAN CHRIS FT. BEENIE MAN (DJ BOOTH CYPHER SESSION)

HALLE BERRY!!! That's what they rap over...Beenie Man is kind of nice on this...

Download

DUCK DOWN CIPHER IN UNION SQUARE

"Duck Down Record's artists Buckshot, Rock of Heltah Skeltah, Naledge of Kidz In The Hall, Torae, Skyzoo, Steele of Smif N Wessun and members of Team Facelift gathered at Union Square Park in New York City and started a classic Hip Hop Cipher demonstrating the embodiment of what it means to be a true MC."



Nice

SHUFFLE JOINT 6/1

A teenage love...Don't hurt me again...

Slick Rick-Teenage Love


Great..

CONSEQUENCE-MR. POPULARITY (VIDEO)

This is great...

KARDINAL OFFISHALL-CLEAR

This will get your head bopping up and down..and maybe move some dance bones...and get you hyped..YZR!!

Clear

JOHNTA AUSTIN-ROLL WITH ME

Johnta doing good things...Not posting that Ocean's 7 mixtape tho..shit was weak other than two songs...

Roll With Me

BLACK DADA-I'M A ZOE

I can't believe I haven't heard this song...This joint is great since I'm Haitian but really good...



And now here it is for download...

I'm A Zoe

"Tatted on my chest, yes I'm a Zoe!!"

JOE-WORST CASE SCENARIO

This is some smooth shit..real talk...

Worst Case Scenario

JACK SPLASH FT. R. KELLY & T-PAIN-RINGTONE

Never heard of dude before but with two heavy hitters like Kels and Teddy then I'm down with it..

Ringtone

MOST VALUABLE PUPPETS-CAR JUMP

I guess they should just start unleashing all of them now since Lebron ain't in playoffs anymore...



This was okay...

PRESENTER FAIL

Only reason I put this up is because I know he's okay..haha...



Goodness

COMPLEX: 69 MOST PAUSE WORTHY LYRICS IN HIP HOP HISTORY

From Complex:

Pause (pôz) intj. 1. An interjection used to acknowledge or clarify an unintentional erotic, or homo-erotic, double-entendre. Not to be confused with its popular heterosexual counterpart “That’s What She Said.”

Sure, we’ve all put a foot in our mouth*. It happens, no biggie*. But for some reason, straight rappers—despite all their uber-masculine machismo—seem to be especially prone to slips of the tongue*.

So, for your pleasure* (and ours*), team Complex put our heads together* and dug into the annals* of rap to find the 69* greatest lyrical boners* buried in hip-hop history, retroactively relieving these MCs* from any sensual scrutiny*. For more penetrating* insight, we propositioned* the Twitter sensations known as Pause Police to get behind us* and give us a hand* by issuing stiff* sentences to each MC (Click here to buy Pause Police T-shirts and stickers*, kids!). Read on to find out which rappers are on top*, which ones are on bottom*, and who’s in pole position*. We went hard*, so savor our package!*

Click on the link below to read their article..It's actually great:

http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/06/01/the-69-most-pause-worthy-lyrics-in-hip-hop-history/

IT'S THE REAL-THAT'S SPECTACTULAR

Another great clip...

That's Spectacular! from jeff on Vimeo.

I wasn't going to put the orginal video up but I guess I have to...



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

100 BEST MOVIE LINES IN 200 SECONDS

This is actually great...spotted this at HipHopUpdate...



I need more from Hannibal and The Shining...

TOY STORY 3 TRAILER

Saw this at DCtoBC



Waiting a whole fucking year...goodness...

JAMIE FOXX & HALLE BERRY SHARE A KISS

What are you doing Jamie?!!



WOW!!



I salute you...Simple...

MICHAEL VICK IN HIS CRIB

Hopefully the man gets back to the NFL asap...There's no reason for him not to be playing...

HOW TO COURT A FEMALE (ARTICLE)

Last week I was on my educational shit...I still am but now I'm just going to keep it real...Like I always do anyways...Take a look at that picture...It's none other than Pe Pe Le Pew...The skunk from Warner Brothers that was always trying to get some pussy...And by pussy I mean the Pussy Cat...You freaks!! (Although he was trying to insert and squirt at all times) Pe Pe was a skunk who thought that Penelope (Yeah I know the cat's name..Did a little research) was a skunk because of the white stripe down her back...So that shit would never work..A skunk stinks..Penelope wasn't having it at all..Just take a quick look at this...



Goodness..That's like a rapist right there...HOLD UP!! So you mean to tell me that I was watching this at a young age and basically cartoons were telling me to go get some?!! OH YEA!! I fuck with that big time...hahaha...Aite back to courting...So basically the dude didn't have his shit together..He stinked, he was a skunk, she was a cat..No love in the air...Some of yall dudes out there are Pe Pe...And we're going to discuss how to court a woman (I love the word court for some reason...it's better than "I'm talking to her" I'd rather say "I'm courting her" Like a fucking Knight in Shining Armour...You see how I spelled that right..haha...-our)

Okay...Let me start by saying that females already know what they want...Most of the times they are not going to tell a dude if they like them but will give hints..Or you just have to do the right things in order to make the process run smoothly...But most of the times a dude fucks everything up by saying "Yo ma, that ass is looking real right tonight." Goodness..What a dumbass..He fucked up for himself and others...She has been disrespected because you immediately went to her physical features and nothing else..You had it in the bag before you opened up your mouth...When courting someone you don't know it's very hard...You have to be smooth, on your feet, think quick, and creative...She doesn't want to hear the same bullshit lines (Girl your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day) I mean..sometimes it may work just because it's corny as hell but still..Be creative...A woman will give you the time of the day for a short period and it's usually 3-5 minutes..that's the minimum..You have to somehow keep her attention for longer than that...Here's an example:

This is a true story...When I was at BC I was walking with Mr. DctoBC and Marcel..I saw a girl that was looking pretty good..I was a little nice off that a-a-a-a-a-alcohol but still able to control myself..Well I fucked up first by psssting at her..Don't do that shit at all...It's not going to work..I wasn't in New York where that's a regular courting call...haha..instead I said "Excuse me" There was no one else there, she knew I was talking to her...She was pretty far so I did a little jog over there..asked her why she was leaving because the night was young...Introduced myself...Talked for some more time..I kept her attention...I was making a few jokes..And usually when I'm in a situation I just smile because my smile is kind of contagious (Yeah it is) I didn't disrespect her...I told her that she was looking very nice tonight...I went in for the kill and tried to get her number...She declined (All that hard work for nothing huh? NOPE!!) She took down my number and she said she would call...And she did...And I will not go further into the story...haha..The End

That was easy...I was nervous but still got the job done..But after the first steps of courting you have to stay interested and such...Like I said..Be creative...You can't always go to the movies (Although sometimes it may be the case because funds are low) But what about picnics, golf range, shooting range, shopping, museums, exhibits, and more...Think along those lines..Try to wow her...But at the same time you must be someone that can hold a conversation for a long ass time...Yup...Be able to talk your ass off...Have a goal in mind, maybe even an outline drafted in your head...Of course maybe you'll talk about family, school, friends, interests, past bfs/gfs, passions, and more...I feel like females love to laugh..Who doesn't? I'm all about making girls smile...Even if they don't want to I will somehow get one...So maybe the first date goes well...Here is where you will win points later in the line..If you were a good listener then you heard what she likes to do...The next date should focus on that or the next interaction...Say something smooth like "Hey I know you said last time that you were into antique dolls, this isn't much but here you go" Boom...Hand her a not so expensive antique doll..That's just one example..It could range from a lot of things..She'll love it..She'll tell her friends and boom..You may have won her over...

One lesson to realize is that it's not easy nor are you going to yield results quickly (unless you're the creator of this blog) Sometimes it takes weeks, months, maybe years...Talking on the phone is a plus...And when you can have convos and not care about the time or anything else then that may be a good sign...Just always keep it simple (KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid)

Now one more thing...Social networks such as Facebook, twitter, or whatever may hurt or help you...I say this because you may send sweet things on facebook to court a female but know that all her friends may see it, you don't know who's watching, and that minifeed could fuck up your whole game..hahaha...Real talk...You don't know which girls are friends and then next thing you know you put yourself in a situation and you have to abort mission...I remember back in the day when a girl used to write something crazy on my wall, I wouldn't delete it, I would holla at my friends and tell them to post on my wall so that it wasn't the first thing you saw on my profile (I know that's wrong) The way that it helps is through long ass message convos..threads...all that...It's very impersonal but you still get to holla at someone and know them better..And of course you can see pictures!! Has this girl always been this fine? Who's that guy kissing on her? Is that a penis?

And that brings me to my last point...for yall females...Stop being so difficult to court...Or just be honest and keep it real...If you're not into the guy then stop wasting his time and taking advantage of him...It's unfair and money goes to waste...Don't waste my fucking money..I think I even wrote about that in one of my previous articles..It's ridiculous...But I guess you have to hold out and be extra careful because guys are dogs..Simple...

I'm not an expert people...I just try to make observations..and I may not always act out what I speak..But most of the times I do (Hopefully) I used to be a nervous dude in the game...I would be the one to go to her friends and say "So does she like me?!" Mad hyped and shit...What a chump...and a gump...haha...

Let me know how you feel about the courting...Do you suggest others ways? Am I not accurate? Should females be more aggressive? Just drop a comment and let me know what you're thinking...Thanks..I leave you with this song from Lloyd

Lloyd-Treat U Good (Cause that's all you should want to do for the females)

KALIL KASH-PAYDAY

I've been waiting for my pay day for a minute...

Payday

CHAUNDON-OLD SCHOOL (DJ BOOTH FREESTYLE)

I can respect this flow and what he's saying in his lines...

Old School

SHUFFLE JOINT 5/30

Don't act like I don't rep for my Haitians at all times....We got this...Enjoy this thing we call Haitian Troubadour...

Je Vais


Yes that dude is a comedian...Goodness..Here's more...

Pa Manyen (Means "Don't Touch)


This is so great...