MY MOVE

Yup..I'm currently pregaming for this right now..Over and out

JOE BUDDEN TV: WE OUTTA HERE

Joey previews a new verse on a track...Good stuff right here...



Nice shit..Goodness...

HOMEBOY SANDMAN CYPHER! OMG!

Yeah that's what you're going to say when you watch the cypher..trust me...



OMG! Exactly...Over and out

I GET THAT A LOT W/ ICE T.

Ice T as a shoe salesman...People come up to him and ask him if he's Ice T..and of course he says no..great fucking idea for a show...



HAHA...Dude was ready for that deal...hahaha

TRUE COLORS-DR. KKK

What would you do if you found out that your doctor was a racist? A KKK robe causes chaos during a routine doctor's visit...This is some funny shit...classic..



HAHAHAHA...She was going to take off her wig...she stretched out...greatness...

TWITTER COMMANDMENTS

Some funny dude gives us the commandments for twitter..it's pretty funny...presented by Tropical TV



Nice..haha...Loving the reference to the Wire...

DAY 26 SCRAP (MAKING THE BAND)

They keep fighting and crying on this show..wtf!!



Goodness...Sensitive ass dudes..They make great music though...

PETER ROSENBERG INTERVIEWS TRIPLE H

The longer version...before Wrestlemania...



Nice..he has another one with Chris Jericho...



Nice..loved the ending..

SHUFFLE JOINT 4/2

Let that bitch breathe...

Jay Z ft. Nas-Success


Both of these dudes went in on this track..Nas low blow at Hov though?

INJURY FAIL (HAHA)

This is the funniest thing I've seen...A lady gets hit and has a delayed reaction...



HAHAHAHHAHAHA

NAS TALKING DOWN ABOUT SOME FOLKS IN 2002

And those people are Cam'ron, Nelly, Funk Flex, Angie Martinez...

MIKE JONES-SWAGGER RIGHT NOW (VIDEO)

Mike Jones is skinny...and there is a girl doing the Dallas Boogie...OH YEA!!

JAMIE FOXX ATTACKED IN HOTEL ROOM

But he's aite...trust me...



Goodness..Three times?! Where's the security?!

DAY 26 FT. YUNG JOC & DIDDY-IMMA PUT IT ON HER (VIDEO)

Good video...nice song...



I could have done without Diddy though...

CHARLIE SLOTH-FRIDAY NIGHT GIRL

This is a freestyle..I'm looking for a friday night girl...

SUNNY SWAGGZ (VLAD TV)

HAHA...Good stuff here...Good to see Vlad Tv in another light...

GUCCI MANE & OJ DA JUICEMAN-RIGHT NOW (BROKEN EQUIPMENT)

This is great...Great impersonations too...



Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Okay!! That was good...

D. JULIEN-POST EXPERIMENT

D. Julien is back with a song that discusses what he's been doing since he dropped the Experiment..Heat of course...

Post Experiment

And here's the mixtape...

The Experiment

RICH BOY-IT'S OVER

Rich Boy...a.k.a Mr Big Head is back with some heat!! No kidding...

It's Over

VYBZ KARTEL-DON'T RUN (LAST MAN STANDING) (VIDEO)

I wouldn't know about any of this Jamaican stuff if it were not for my roommate..but it's hot...Oh boy...



Diss towards Mavado of course...

YOUNG DRO-DRO ROCK DIAMONDS

I think most of the stuff Young Dro comes out with will be on this site...he's nice...

Dro Rock Diamonds

LIL CEASE & CARDAN FT. DJ DRAMA-10 CRACK COMMANDMENTS (VIDEO)

This is hot...just watch it...



Good work..is that the same Cardan that Mase used to mention...

FLO-RIDA FT. BRISCO & 4MILL-HA

This bumps...For real...

Ha

BUSTA RHYMES TALKS ABOUT TECHNOLOGY

"The computer has made niggas lazy"



Busta Rhymes was so pissed...I think he needs to get an unlimited texting plan if you ask me...haha..But he's right...

MARIO FT. GUCCI MANE & SEAN GARRETT-BREAKIN UP

WOW!! This is a must...This track rocks...I know you would never expect these people to be on a track together but it works...I've jammed it three times in a row already...

Breakin Up

CNN (NORE & CAPONE) BEHIND THE SCENES

These dudes are funny...They run into the ghost Styles P..funny shit...



HAHA...Styles P looks like a real HOOD cat...damn

MAYHEM-MY

Another hot track by Mayhem...Second single off the upcoming album "A Beautiful Mind" Trust me..give this man a listen to...

My

DAY26-ANYTHING

These are the type of songs that spell success for this group..real talk...

Anything

RON BROWZ SAYS T-PAIN IS BITTER

He said it..not me...DJ Vlad enticing it...



We might see an autotune beef stirring up...

MIMS FT. J. HOLIDAY-BE MY HUSTLA

Nice little joint right here...J. Holiday needs appear on more tracks with rappers...Get that featuring money...

Be My Hustla

LIL JON FT. SOULJA BOY-G WALK

Ummm...Someone is going to like this..I think...



Oh boy...

KARINA PASIAN-SEE YOU LATER

Very talented Karina is back with another nice joint...

See You Later

SHUFFLE JOINT 4/1

Nice joint right here..A little Jodeci right here...

Jodeci-Love U 4 Life

ASHER ROTH "HOW DOES IT FEEL"

HAHAHA...He remakes D'Angelo's hit...


Asher Roth April 20th from Album out 4-20 on Vimeo.

HAHAHAHAHA..I was dying...Here's the real one for the ladies...



And now for the greatest remake of it...here's Jamie Foxx...



HHAHAHAHAHA

WENDY WILLIAMS HATING ON BOW WOW & ANGIE MARTINEZ

Why is she hating? Well Bow Wow was supposed to have his interview with her...but he didn't...wise choice Bow Wow...



Too much hate..Hot 97 runs NY...

G-DEP FREESTYLE

I gotta show Mr. Special Delivery some love...



Damn...Good work...

AMAZING BASKETBALL SHOT

It never gets old with me and these shots..Goodness...


Amazing Off-the-Wall Bball Swish - Watch more Funny Videos

That was great...ranks very high...

HOT CHICK PRANKED!

Damn...When I saw this I just was shocked..simple...


Hot Chick Triple Pranked - Watch more Funny Videos

DAMN!! That's the end of a relationship in my books...She was too cool with it...That wasn't piss though...

THA KID STEALTH-WONDER WHY

Give this man a listen to..I did...And I love it...

Wonder Why


Like it right? Here are some more tracks for you...

On The Street

Lust For Nice

DIGITAL ATLANTA-LIGHTS OUT

This is hot..Don't hate on it...I gave it a listen to and I like it a lot...yzr...

Lights Out

HEROES-INTO ASYLUM

As the Petrelli family goes underground, Danko throws in with Sylar to take down a shape shifter.



Greatness...

IT'S THE REAL-TMZ YOU IN HELL (W/ NICK CANNON)

This is probably the best one yet...for real...



HAHAHAHA!!

BILL O'REILLY & DAVID LETTERMAN

Bill gets on David's show..not the same arguing that usually goes on...This is a lot funnier...



Good work...

SERIUS JONES-SMOKE (VIDEO)

This is hot...


Serius Jones-Smoke Dir:Mills Miller from MillsMillerMedia on Vimeo.

Very good song...

PLIES IS LOOKING FOR A GOONETTE

I'm on twitter and Sabrina hits me up with this...


Find more videos like this on BALLERALERT.COM - JOINING HAS ITS PRIVILEGES


I'm not ready for that at all..Come on Plies...You could do so much better than this show...haha

PETER ROSENBERG INTERVIEWS CHRIS JERICHO, RIC FLAIR, EDGE, HHH & MORE

He loves his wrestling..simple...



Nice...Jericho was the best...haha

GREG ODEN HITS FULL COURT SHOT

I think this is real..no jokes here...



That was nice..Now if it's fake then shame on the iGoon...

SHUFFLE JOINT 3/31

Remember back in the day they had that get 12 CDs for one penny...Well I did that...And I got this South Park album...And some of those tracks were freaking great...

Chef-Chocolate Salty Balls


HAHA...

Eric Cartman-Come Sail Away


Greatness...

Chef-Simultaneous


2 or 3..Have an open mind...There are so many great songs on this album...

Rick James & Ike Turner-Love Gravy


Gonna make love to your woman, gonna lay her down by the wife...

Chef & Meat Loaf-Tonight Is Right For Love


I'm done..hahaha..Hopefully yall laughed...

WILLIAM AYERS WILL NOT SPEAK AT BOSTON COLLEGE

Controversial political activist and professor William Ayers will not be allowed to speak on the Boston College's campus this week

So I don't know too much about this situation until a lot of people were sending me video and telling me to talk about it...



First dude that's speaking is my homeboy Rhick Bose...He basically runs the campus on the low and I didn't know it..haha...But seriously he makes a great point about academic freedom..Here's what one school official said..

"As one of the nation's premier universities we pride ourselves on the free expression of ideas, but we are also aware of the obligation we hold to be respectful of our host community and to educate our students on the need to take responsibility for our actions, past and present. The emotional scars of the murder of Boston Police Sergeant Walter Schroeder, allegedly at the hands of the Weather Underground, which left nine children fatherless in the shadows of this campus, was an issue that we could not ignore. As a result, a decision was made by the Office of Student Programs to cancel the event out of respect for the Schroeder family and out of concern for the safety and well being of our students. We believe that, in light of these unique circumstances, the appropriate decision was made in this case."

I mean..They should have left it alone and let him speak on educational reform if you ask me...

T-PAIN JOKES ABOUT GOLF CART INCIDENT

T-Pain is a funny dude..for real...



HAHAHA...Rich nigga teeth...

PREZZURE "CAN YA FEEL IT?" COMMERCIAL 3

Over a Kid Cudi beat...


PreZZure Presents "CanYaFeeliT???" Commercial 3 from Steven Wilson on Vimeo.

Nice joint here from Prezzure...

TREY SONGZ-BRAND NEW (VIDEO)

I can dig it...



Good work...

HALLE BERRY DANCES ON ELLEN

Halle Berry is my dream girl...But she goes on Ellen's show and makes me like her so much more...



WOW! All the things I would do with Halle Berry...she's so fine...

LIL BOOSIE-LOOSE AS A GOOSE (UNOFFICIAL VIDEO)

Even though it's unofficial it's great...Lil Boosie is a funny dude



HAHAHA...Greatness..

ANGELINA JOLIE VS. OCTOMOM (STREET FIGHTER)

Another nice one...



Greatness again...

PETER ROSENBERG CHILLS W? CLINTON SPARKS & CHESTER FRENCH

They're in Las Vegas and they have footage..simple...



A little Paris at the end..cool...

MAYHEM-ONE DAY (VIDEO) (MUST SEE)

This is the greatest thing that I've watched all day...trust me...



Wow..I know you want that song in your iTunes rotation..I have it mine...

One Day

BIG POOH-THE COMEBACK (VIDEO)

Here is the video for Big Pooh's lead-single, "The Comeback" from Big Pooh's "Delightful Bars" LP which is available now on iTunes and will be released nationally on 5-5-09.



That was cool...I like being put on to stuff like this...

HORSE IS DENIED SEX!

I always knew male horses were freaks...and craved for sex all the time...But what happens when he's denied...Oh boy!!


Not In The Mood Tonight - Watch more Funny Videos

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...That was great...well wait...that was sad...damn...

50 CENT VS. RICK ROSS (MORTAL KOMBAT STYLE)

Just like that old one with Rihanna and Chris Brown...I have some nice joint with 50 Cent and Officer Ricky...



Who did you think was going to win? Goodness

BUN B INTERVIEW W/ THISIS50

I love Bun B..simple...



I love Pimp C...I love UGK...Album in stores now...

9TH WONDER MAKES BEAUTIFUL LADY

9th Wonder gets in the lab to show us how he produces a hit...And it sounds great...



Wow..I wish I could make beats...

I HAVE NO PATIENCE (ARTICLE)

The title of this article was going to be "Annoying Ass Bitches" until I realized that that I don't really know a lot of annoying people...and I don't know any bitches because I would not surround myself around them if they were bitches...It just make sense...But while I was writing my article, I realized that there is some shit that I don't have patience for...And trust me, there are a lot of things that I'm not patient with...So let's see if we get this show on the road...

1. I have no patience for ugly girls...Nope..not at all..Now you might be sitting here thinking that I'm a creep...or thinking that I'm ugly..Oh well..But I know I'm not ugly...I'm cute...I see people and I know it's not their fault that their ugly but it's just something I can't fuck with..haha...Let's think about it..You feel the same way except that you won't say it...Ugly people just have some kind of aura around them that most people can't stand...An ugly person wastes liquor, show up late, cancel an event...It makes everyone around them look bad..We choose our friends on some level of prettiness or ugliness...I don't have a lot of ugly friends..and if they're ugly then there is something that I can be patient with...haha...I sound so mean...Sorry...

2. At the same time, I have no patience for sexy girls and that "You don't deserve me" attitude..Why I oughta smack you upside the head!! That attitude kills me...It's like they walk around thinking the world was made for them, that every door should be opened for them, or that I will cherish their every move...Nah son...I stay away from girls like that...There are plenty of them here at my school...They probably think I'm not sexy enough for their crew, or that I'm not an athlete so I'm not cool enough...My mommy said I was cool so take that...

3. If you are hyped to be on some athletic team or we're about to play a game of pick up basketball yet you cannot play at all, even if it was to save your life...then I have no patience for you...Goodness..I'm very competitive...Competitive to the point that I couldn't play any intramural games my freshman year because I got too many technical fouls and fights with the refs...But if game is 15, and it's tied 13-13...Then why the fuck are you shooting the basketball when you haven't shot it once the whole game..Know your role, play some defense, rebound if needed, and move around...Don't think you're the person to take that last shot...You are not good enough, you cannot shoot, and you probably suck...No patience at all...

4. No patience for people that will always remind you of what they did for you so that one day you have to do something for them..They play the guilt trip..I thought they were my fucking friend...I guess not..Cause friends don't do that..I remember in the beginning of one of my closest relationships that's what it was all about..."I did this" "I gave you this" "But I bought this" Until we both realized that's not what this friendship is about...Sure it's balanced but do something only if you genuinely want to do it...

5. I have no patience for dudes that take up valuable space on the dance floor just to grill and act tough...come on now...Why the fuck did you pay money to get into the club? To grill another dude...And then we got these dorm parties where dudes want to take up space on the dance floor...go somewhere else with that...That's why I don't throw parties in my room because someone is liable to get hit in the head for "posting" up like a light post...

5b. I have no patience for girls that don't dance with other guys and just dance with their girls..Fuck you..

6. Lack of communication...I think that speaks for itself..If you're lacking in the communication part with someone then you're fucking up...Speak up..keep it real..invest some time...Don't waste anyone else's time with chit chatter and bullshit...Especially, don't waste my time...iGoon's time is worthy...

7. No patience for people that send IMs and facebook messages and twitter messages talking about "Go read my new article on the blog" and then write their blog name so that you can read it..and then that person actually expects you to comment on some shit like you got time...But when you don't comment he wants to get all upset and catch feelings like "I just want yall to comment people." Damn...I really don't have patience for those type of people (HAHA)

8. Sometimes I don't have patience for sensitive people...They just get upset over some minor stuff and try to ruin the night...There's probably a reason why I didn't answer your question, and the reason is because I wasn't trying to answer it..haha...Just move on...But these sensitive people get worked up about anything...Race, sex, or any topic that is similar...I guess they're not used to the truth...

9. Mase told me that "girls run like buses, you may miss one, catch another one every hour on the hour, promptly." (If you can tell me what song that this is in without googling it then I'll give you a dollar) I have no patience for girls who are dumbfounded...I'm single...If I'm hitting you up, telling you to come over, chill..stuff like that, then there's a good chance that I'm trying to court you (Yup..court) Don't be all shocked and surprised that I'm trying to flirt with you...haha..That is why I like what Mase said...If she ain't showing love then there will be others that want to...

10. My music is MY music...Don't come in my room touching my shit asking me to play this song or that song..You're in my room, drinking my liquor and you'll dance to any song that I play..haha...No patience for you requesters...

Wow..I have 10 things listed here..I don't want to bore you with a longer list of things that I'm not patient with...I'm sure some of yall are some of the people I described or maybe feel the same way about not being patient for some of this bullshit...All I can say is that I hope you had a good time reading this article...and hopefully you pass this on to someone that deserves it...Thanks for reading...I think this song fits with the article...

Lil Jon ft. Fat Joe, Trick Daddy, & Obie-Play No Games

UGK-DA GAME BEEN GOOD TO ME (VIDEO)

Album comes out tomorrow...Make sure to cop it..



That was sad...RIP PIMP C!

TWISTA-WETTER (VIDEO)

I'm a big fan of this song...It does great work...



Yup...that's something you could put on and get some grinding action going on...

CAT WANTS FISH

Another funny animal video...cat is so focused on get this fish in the tank...


Cat Wants Aquarium Fish - Watch more Funny Videos

HAHAHA...Goodness..I hate cats so I'm all for it...

FRIGHTENED MUCH?

This dude is singing and then he gets shocked by a surprise..pretty funny if you ask me...



HAHAHA...Goodness...

INTERESTING SLIDE

I don't know what to say about this...



Goodness

RAIN-MAKE THE TRAP AY

He goes hard on this...

Make The Trap Ay

MGMT FT. RICHIE SOSA-ELECTRIC FEEL

Nice remix right here...

Electric Feel

JOE BUDDEN TV: IF I WAS SINGLE

This is all because of Drake...



HAHA...Nice one...

YUNG JOC FT. T-PAIN & AK-DOWN LOW

This is a good song...This AK dude sounds like Young Dro...

Down Low

NE-YO-TO BE CONTINUED

He could have put out another album by now with all these songs...

To Be Continued

METHOD MAN FREESTYLE

He really goes in...Like for real...WOW



WOWOWOWOW! He's hungry...

NATE ROBINSON & CHRIS PAUL GO AT IT

Well they almost go at it...That would be a good fight though...I think Nate would win...



Wow...The refs missed a lot of stuff before they even blew the whistle for the fouls..haha...Oh well...

LIL WAYNE & T-PAIN-HE RAPS, HE SINGS, IT'S T-WAYNE

If they really make an album together it will be crazy...

He Raps, He Sings, It's T-Wayne

JADAKISS INTERVIEW W/ THISIS50

Jadakiss speaks to us...

ANDY MILONAKIS RAPS

He's kind of nice with it sometimes...



Nice...

JAY-Z-MAYBE

This joint is smooth..A track left off his last album most likely...

Maybe

MARIO-LATE NIGHT

Don't sleep on him...Thanks...

Late Night

BEENIE MAN-STREETS IS GETTING HOT

This was produced by Cooking Soul...This is hot...



Beenie Man is cool with it...

DAY26-TRUTH IS A LIE

I'm beginning to like them more and more...Good work...

Truth Is A Lie

MARIO-GET OUT

One of the underrated singers in the game...

Get Out

LIL JON FT. SWIZZ BEATS & SNOOP DOGG-I DO

He's BACCCCKKKKK!!!!

I Do

ITS THE REAL: CRAZIEST THINGS WE'VE HEARD ALL WEEK

This is going to be nice..nice new installment from the guys...



Nick Cannon...good work...

JEFF CHANG DOESN'T LIKE MILEY CYRUS

Jeff Chang keeps it real with us...



He has a point...

DJ CLASS FT. KANYE WEST-I'M THE SHIT REMIX

Kanye West ripped this shit...And this is definitely my anthem...IM THE SHIT!!

I'm The Shit Remix

DAY26-GET AWAY GIRL

Do I need a get away girl? I don't know...

Get Away Girl

CASSIE FT. AKON-LET'S GET CRAZY

Nice little jam from her and Akon...

Let's Get Crazy

SHUFFLE JOINT 3/29

I was thinking about this song when I was in the shower...So much feeling and emotions in it...Real talk...

R. Kelly-What I Feel/Issues


What did I say?!! So great...This is off the R. album...And now if you have not heard this shit then please play on this next video...

Real Talk


HAHA..What they eat don't make us shit!!

MOS DEF ON BILL MAHER (REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER)

I like this...It's 15 minutes long but it's great...trust me..



"I don't give a fuck where Bin Laden is!"

MICHAEL STEELE IS JEALOUS OF BARACK OBAMA

Come on man!!



I think he's jealous...

GLC FT. KANYE WEST-BIG SCREEN (VIDEO)

Good stuff...

BANNED FAMILY GUY SCENE

Pretty funny...

GINUWINE-LAST CHANCE (VIDEO)

He's back..still got some of his dance moves....

YOUUNG JEEZY-DON'T DO IT (VIDEO)

Good video here...