HAHAHA...I'm laughing because of that picture above me...It's a great picture and it reveals the truth...Once you pop/bust, then it's hard to stop...Goodness...Okay...I'm back with an article...And I'll admit right now that the iGoon might come across as insensitive...that's your warning...Don't try to find me, call me, message me talking about "iGoon your a dick." Oh well...Let's get it in... (Literally)
Why be a virgin?!! That's the name of my article as you can see...I was actually talking to a friend of mine, who's a virgin, she'll remain unnamed, and I was like "WOW! That's the topic of my next article." Now she might read this and think that I'm taking jabs at her..I'm not..I'm taking jabs at virgins...If you so happen to fall into that category then that sucks for you...right? Oh well...So I'll just discuss some topics that are in my head about this because I feel like no one wants to talk about it...Well I'm here...That's what the iGoon is here for...
Age
Now let me say that I personally think that it's okay for someone to lose their virginity from age 17 and above...Anything else I don't condone...Why 17? Because that's what when I lost mine...Yup...V Card was put away...I don't want my young readers who are 17 and 18 and in high school going out and having sex now...I just want you to know that it's okay...Ask your parents when they lost their V Card...Has that conversation ever happened with the old folks? Probably not..I definitely didn't have that talk with my parents...My parents didn't know I was having sex until freshman year of college...I wonder what they thought I was doing before...Holding hands? Kissing? Come on now...But really, I do not want to put any pressure on people that still have their V Cards while being in their early teens...But at the same time I am putting pressure...Goodness...No win situation for me...
Ladies
Aite...So usually when I speak to a virgin they always say "I'm waiting for the right one" or "I'm waiting until marriage." Hmmm...Waiting for the right one sometimes fools me and fools everyone else out...The right one for what? The right personality, the right sized dick, the right sized capability of giving you an orgasm? I'm just saying though...We never ask what they right person is...Is it someone that's going to take it nice and slow like Usher or try to break a bitch back...You feel me? So ladies, be clear...Like most ladies want to be in a relationship for a long time and then have their boyfriend be their first...Awww...How sweet! But isn't that some stingy shit...How do we know that you vagina is good anyways? You know there are some examples of wack vaginas right...Your shit is probably not all that...And the best thing is that no one knows...Not even YOU...Goodness...
Now the other shit I hear is that they're waiting for marriage...That could be the stupidest thing I've heard in the world...Sex is very important in a relationship...Now what if your husband to be is a one minute man like Missy was rapping about (Where you at Missy?!) You know damn well that's not going to cut it...But..here's the catch...For a girl that's never had sex, she might think that those 5 pumps are what sex is all about...And she'll be happy all her life until all her friends start talking about their man's mandingos (Yeah ladies, we know yall talk) And she starts hearing about how they had sex for an hour, put me to bed, made me cry...all that shit...Now, as a female, your curious...You've probably never had an orgasm in your life...Those 5-10 humps aren't doing the job...Well you know what..you start experiencing other shit and then that's why marriages never work out...because of women's stingy asses...haha...Ladies...cut the bullshit, know what you want, and act on it..
Men
Goodness...There's a lot of pressure on us fellas...More pressure than the females...First of all, men are always made fun of if they haven't had sex in high school, let alone college...That would be horror..I think men lose the V card because of the peer pressure that we feel from our other male friends...I mean...We're horny as shit and we only talk about sex...How we need to get it wet, how Tanya was so freaky in bed, or how we smashed this bad joint yesterday...If I heard that all the time, everyday, then there's a lot of pressure because then someone is going to say "Yo iGoon...You got any stories mayne?!" Shit...That's when you either let people know you're a virgin or make a lie...Some men go for the lie, pick the hoe on campus and say that you smashed her.. (Lame) Or tell the truth...But maybe we don't want to lose that V card...There's so much pressure for us to perform, to make a girl orgasm, all that shit...If we don't then we're not good in bed...Why add that pressure to a male who's applying for college or applying for jobs...I'll let yall males know this...Everyone has bad days...Yes..Bad days as in bad in bed, one minute man, damn...But really...Get that V card taken care of before college...Ladies ain't trying to mess with virgins...No matter how cute they say you are, or sweet, it's all bullshit...because at the same time she's saying you're cute for being a Virgin, she's banging you're homeboy because he's experienced and breaks her back every so often...
Concept
This is the last thing I'll talk about...The concept of being a virgin just kills me... it's usually as something to be respected or valued...So just because I had sex it means I can't be respected or valued?! Fuck that..I speak for all my non virgins out there that without us then there is no you...What do I mean?! Well looky here Ms. Virgin...You are sitting here, walking around thinking that your vagina is the bomb, thinking that people will respect you just because you're a virgin but yet the reason you're alive is because two people were banging each other and made you...Come on now..Respect that..I respect my parents for getting it on and having me (Thanks to the Older Goons) And now later on I'm going to have some kids of my own, shit like that...But really though, just because you're a virgin doesn't make you better than anyone else...You're the same...You just haven't experience an orgasm yet because I think once you do then it's a wrap...
Also...let me quickly say that I do not condone having un safe sex...get tested...don't spread shit...Yes there's a fear for getting a STD but there's fear in everything we do..How do we know that the food we're eating is not posioned? Other shit can happen to us at anytime, anywhere...
Goodness...I wonder how this is going to make people feel...I really think that if sex was seen as a hobby, fun thing to do and not so secretive and hidden then we would not have so many virgins in the world...Let me know how YALL feel? Feel free to comment...As a matter of fact, if you're reading this then comment, don't second guess it...iGoon wants to know exactly how you feel..Get some discussion in the comment section...Thanks for reading...
