JASIRI X-OSCAR GRANT DEDICATION

Here is what he said:

I wrote the song on my way back from Oakland to Pittsburgh on Thursday. In the song I rhyme from the perspective of Oscar Grant may he rest in peace, the third person omniscient point of view, the person who recorded the murder and a participant in the rebellion. The track is produced by King Sym. The video will be up on Monday.

Oscar Grant Dedication

SNOOP DOGG-STAXXX IN MY JEANS (VIDEO)

This was my favorite track off his cd...and the best part is when he says "One time I told a bitch not to come back until she has two thousand dollars in two dollar bills." That's cold...check it out"



Yup...that was cute...But I wish I saw some ignorant shit for this video...yzr

SHUFFLE JOINT 1/9

No talking today...just getting right in it..Trick Daddy...

Nann


Take It To Da House


Nice.."Cause we dem niggas that gon make you get up put yo seat"

WAX-EPISODE 3 (16 BARS A DAY FOR A WEEK)

Let's go Wax...



Yup...that was pretty nasty but still the truth...yzr...Also the link that he was talking about is:

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/01/08/diddy-gets-in-touch-with-rolling-stone-but-fails-to-mention-notorious-soundtrack/

Boom....that was funny...

SNOOP DOGG W/ RADIO PLANET

Snoop always keeps it real...No matter what...



One day Snoop and O'Reilly are going to cross paths and it's not going to be pretty at all...Done deal...

MICHAEL JORDAN (FLU GAME)

Shit is crazy...No one does that...



I have no words...

PREZZURE (XIII PROJECT) DAY 9

It's Day 9...YZR!!

Life: PrezzureMan

PALM PRE (BETTER THAN THE iPHONE?!)

My man Modi told me to check some reviews on this new phone being offered by Sprint...Phones never get me hyped but this one did...Goodness...check it out:



Better than the iPhone? Looks like it to me...I already signed up to know when it actually comes out and shit...With mass marketing everywhere in the US and even internationally this phone can do some great shit...

Check out this article too:

http://blogs.eweek.com/applewatch/content/iphone/does_pre_breathe_new_life_into_palm.html

Yup....get down with the get down...peace

GREAT HEINEKEN COMMERCIAL

Just watch it yourself...



hahahaha...I laughed...and I occasionally drop back some Heineken here and there...

BARACK OBAMA HAS LUNCH W/ PAST PRESIDENTS

This looked pretty cool...



But I couldn't help wondering if George Bush just wanted to burst out laughing...hahaha...Didn't it look like that...goodness...I hope it's not just me...Oh well...Just a couple more weeks right?

PORN BAILOUT?!

HAHAHAHA....This industry is wilin'...check out this video



That's a great publicity stunt...I'm sure people are now like "Oh shit...We gotta jerk off again." Goodness...And did he say rejuvenate the sexual appetite in America? I'm sure people are getting their freak on during this recession...

SHUFFLE JOINT 1/8

TGT!! Remember who they were supposed to be...that R&B super group consisting of Tyrese, Ginuwine, and Tank...yea...it never really happened or got going but they had three to four tracks together that had potential...and I will share them...

Please Don't Go Remix


That was smooth...Next joint was...

Girlfriend


Now that was some men standing up for their rights...good work...But the best joint they had was this one:

Sex


I remember playing this for some select ladies and they were definitely feeling it so if it gets the ladies right then it's okay with me...They have one more song with Slim Thugga but it's not good so I won't put it on...haha...Enjoy

DAMN

It's 2009...and this shit is still going on

TRICK DADDY & COMPANY (2002)

Damn...It's been a while since I ever said Trick Daddy's name..pause...Check out this footage from 2002 at a celebrity basketball game...



My dude Robert Kelly was balling like spalding in there...And Trina wouldn't be saying the same shit if she had a ticket now..haha...Recession mayne...Yall saw Hov in there?

STEVE HARVEY RESPONDS ABOUT NYE SHOW IN DETROIT

Steve Harvey responds to all the bashing that Katt Williams did during the show in Detroit...I think taking the high road is the thing for 2009...Check it out:



"This ain't wilin out." Good work Steve...You're a king in my book...

TURBO-LIGHT HEART (VIDEO)

Turbo presents yall with the official music video for Light Heart..a track on that ElectroRock V3...check out the video...



Nice...the dancing was my favorite part...haha..Anyways you can still download that ElectroRock V3 right here...

ELECTROROCK V3

My favorite joint is iTHINKi...right here:



And if you're wondering how it all got started...well...I first heard him on this shit right here which was a hit...

Gigaton Punch


Yup...hope yall enjoyed it...

WAX-EPISODE 2 (16 BARS A DAY FOR A WEEK)

Here we go...



And I know I got a lot of DC people that read the blog so here you go...My man Wax raps over that Go Go beat...yzr



YZR!!

YOUNG JEEZY IN OHIO!!

My man Travis came through with some footage of Jeezy at a club in Ohio doing the damn thing...check it out...


MIrrorlove prod. x Team invasion midwest x Jeezy from L Carter on Vimeo.

If I went to go see Jeezy I feel like I would get hyped as shit...But then he'll have to perform "Corporate Thuggin" and I'll bug out...goodness..

YUNG DICK (SWAGGER LIKE US)

Yung Dick is back...hahahahaha...check this dude out:



Yo...that was funny...but that freestyle was mean...goodness...hahaha...If you don't know who Yung Dick is well check out this first interview right here...



HAHAHA....goodness...Yung Dick for 2009...

SOULMATES (JUST READ IT)

My cousin sent me some joint saying that I might enjoy reading it..I thought it was going to be funny and shit..but it wasn't...It's on some real, deep thinking type shit..here we go:

"When you find yourself laying in the dark, alone, wanting to turn over and see a person there. Who is the person you imagine? Because whoever that one particular person is, is exactly whom you need to be with or try to be with. When you feel the most vulnerable, like you need someone to talk to too, who do you trust the most with your secrets, or desires. That's who you should try pleasing. When things are so wrong for you and you can't explain it to anyone but that particular person, because you know she'll understand no matter how you word yourself. Well that woman, that woman is who you need to be with. The woman who seems more like your left hand rather then just a friend, that's your soulmate. Gentlemen, that woman will always be imitated, but she can never be duplicated. You will know who she is because everyone else you know will fail to match her completely. You often pass her by because she holds a power over you that you are afraid to allow anyone to have. That woman does not want to rule you, she poses a challenge to you to measure your inner strength, your ability to let yourself be cared for with genuine love, truthful love. A woman like that will love you endlessly and point out your faults so that you may change into the best man you can ever be. So look around you and measure your friends, find that woman and never let her go. Some of you have already let her go, but I guarantee even with a great distance, she is still in the background watching over you. Don't let that woman leave you, soulmates only pass you once."

WOW!!! This is on some anonymous type shit too..I was going to take the credit but then that would be crazy...That person also added this quote:

"Woman was taken out of man; not out of his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled underfoot; but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved."

Damn...See...I don't have a big bed so if I turn over I'm not really thinking about who's going to be next to me, I'm thinking about how much space I got left...haha...Nah but seriously, I feel that you may not know who your "left hand" is but those options that are out there never give me the chance...This is just my personal take on it...I have girls that I feel could be the next one but they never show me love..goodness...It's hard out here for iGoon in the relationship love category...I can pursue and pursue all I want but what's the use of pursuing when I don't get the same in return...If I was ugly I would understand...haha...But I'm not...I have a good heart...goodness...Oh well...How do yall feel about this?

COLIN MUNROE-PIANO LESSONS (VIDEO)

This joint is smooth...Joell Ortiz is on this joint too...So make sure to check it out



Nice...real talk...

CHAMILLIONAIRE-BEST RAPPER

This new Mixtape Messiah is going to be good...last one wasn't interesting to me...I like what I've heard so far...



Goodness..the wordplay is crazy...like..go listen to that shit again because I never catch shit on the first listen...damn...Koopa is bacK!!!

BOW WOW-THAT'S ALL I KNOW

Some hot bars by Bow Wow again...



He never said he was gangsta...just real...good work

WAX-EPISODE ONE (16 BARS A DAY FOR A WEEK)

I'm probably the only blogger that follows Wax like this but he's nice as hell and one day the right person will notice it...Anyways my man Wax is doing 16 Bars a day for a week before he heads back to the East Coast for a show...Check it out:



HAHA...Great lesson...don't buy condoms at a 99 cent store...I wish I could rap...Anyways here's one more joint of a cypher...



"I fly back to heaven and fuck the virgins again." Goodness...That beat is hot too...I blew up by myself because I'm a suicide bomber..damn...

MR. CHI CITY (FIGHT THE POWER)

Mr. Chi City is the king of youtube...real talk..He's hilarious..If you haven't checked his videos out then make sure to do so...This episode involves him battling a parking ticket...



HAHA...The best part is when he realizes that the car is remote controlled and wrecks his whole joint up...haha...I'll hit you with the video that started it all...Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you women...



YZR!!

JON HOPE- GOOD MORNING (VIDEO)

This joint is hot...I saw him in concert before Nas and he was nice with it...



Thank God for that mic...yzr...Hotness once again...

SHUFFLE JOINT 1/7

"I wanna rock, I wanna rock, I wanna rock, I wanna rock, I wanna rock, I wanna rock.." If you're catching what I'm throwing then I'm about to make you get off your feet and dance...Let's get it..

Uncle Luke-I Wanna Rock (Doo Doo Brown)


I'm sorry if I offend anyone but this shit gets it live...this dude said "Face down, that's the way we like to fuck." Goodness..

KARDI-LET THE BEAT BUILD FREESTYLE

My man Kardi is back with some new music for yall...check it out..As you can tell by the title you already know what beat he's rapping on...yzr

Let The Beat Build Freestyle

Make sure to download...yzr..He shows you how to really spit bitch!!

CLIMBER SCALES 80FT PYRAMID

WTF?!! This man puts Spiderman to shame...He puts everyone that does this shit for a living to shame...check it out...


Amazing Climber Scales 80 Ft Pyramid - Watch more Sports Videos

That little flip was so unnecessary but still hot...damn...You will never find me doing something like that with no protection at all...goodness..

CJ WALLACE SPITS OVER DAD'S SONG (ONE MORE CHANCE)

This is probably the best thing to happen in 2009 so far...I was just amazed...here you go guys...Check it out:

Notorious B.I.G ft. CJ Wallace-One More Chance

Damn..after listening it to again I'm sure that this is the best thing that's going to happen in 2009...Enough said..

Props to Nahright...

PREZZURE (IV & V)

More joints from Prezzure...

Me Vs. Them

Let's Get The Money

I'm all about that Me Vs. Them right now...yzr...Creative joint right there...

AKON'S FULL NAME

He was on Ellen's show...I couldn't even catch it...



I had to google his name and got this: Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Bongo Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam. Damn...And he was born on the same day as me..April 16...Let's get it!!!

WIZ KHALIFA-GREAT 2 BE HERE (VIDEO)

New video and freestyle from Wiz..nice...



"I do it big, you just the shit in your time zone." I like that line...Props to Arthur...yzr

DERON-TALK TO MY CITY 2

Deron-Talk To My City 2

Joint is hot...flow is nice...check it out...and make sure to check out the myspace link...

http://www.myspace.com/deron301

JOE BUDDEN VS. DJ VLAD

Joe Budden was on Angela Yee's Shade 45 Morning Show...And they got Joe Budden and Vlad on there to speak about the whole Ransom thing...check it out:



Joe Budden is on some grown man shit...But the blinking is too much...hahaha...Still good topic for conversation...

B-REAL FT. DAMIEN MARLEY-FIRE

The latest single off B-Real of Cypress Hill's debut solo album "SMOKE N MIRRORS" in stores February 24th, 2009 courtesy of Audio Hustlaz/Duck Down Records. Stay tuned for the video as well. "Fire" was also produced by B-Real as well...


Download

You can also purchase the song here on iTunes:

Purchase

Props to Matt...

MACBOOK WHEEL (LMAO)

This is great...stole this from hiphopupdate...Check out the new gear that Apple has...



HAHAHA...I'm mad they said everything is just a few hundred clicks away...I'm going to subscribe to Onion News now...peace...

LIL WAYNE ON ESPN

Lil' Wayne is still hustling...Wayne was on ESPN's 1st & 10 show with Skip...Skip gassed him in the beginning saying he listened to his music..But it's good to see Wayne in another light...



Okay...Tim Tebow...You don't bother a peaceful giant...Come on now Wayne...And then you pick Eagles over Giants...what kind of fool are you? Giants are going to whup the hell out of the Eagles...As long as Jacobs is in and healthy there's no way you're beating the Giants...Plus I'm from NY...hahaha...Oh well...just a good look for Wayne...

BARACK OBAMA'S LIMO

This joint is ugly as hell...President of the US needs more style than this...It's a hybrid and all but god damn...So Obama, how do you feel about it?



HAHAHA...Well if he's happy then the iGoon is happy...

BIG BLOCK BY KOBE BRYANT

Check this joint out...Kobe makes a big ass block on Butler from the Hornets...



Yzr...looks similar to this one...



Damn...Jordan's was way better but I wasn't comparing them anyways...haha...Good work Kobe...

SHUFFLE JOINT 1/6

So my sister comes up to me and says I need to incorporate some alternative music on the blog...Now I could just say fuck you but I'm open minded...So I hit yall up with some country music yesterday and now I come with some other alternative rock stuff...The group's name is Secondhand Serenade...yeah...Some of yall are nodding your heads because you've heard of them...good work..Well I just got put on..My sister wants credit but I refuse to give her credit...I heard a sample from my man Prezzure...So let's go in and watch videos...

Fall For You


Damn..the best thing bout tonight is that we're not fighting...Tonight is the night that I fall for you again...That could get some panties wet right there...Ladies please check the dampness right now before we go on............................................................................................................ Okay...moving on...

Your Call


What?! I was born to tell you I love you?! That some emotional stuff right there...keep it going

It's Not Over


Damn...shorty rock told me it was over and I told her "Nope it's not." hahaha...Wow...those are nervous haha's by the way...Well hopefully you enjoyed this because it was kind of nice...If you don't like it then that's fine...Just keep reading some other shit on here..haha...Peace

JIM JONES-I LOVE COLLEGE (REMIX)

Jimmy never went to college but he fucked a lot of college bitches...First here is the video with Peter Rosenberg talking about the making of the record...



hahaha...And now here's the song just for you...

Asher Roth ft. Jim Jones-I Love College (I Love Harlem)

BOW WOW COMMERCIAL

Bow Wow has a commercial...on the tube...it's all about internet marketing nowadays...I can dig it...



"Mr. Blackcard, don't confuse me with a Visa." Goodness...Everyone knows that man has dough...He ain't lying...

CORY GUNZ & MICKEY FACTZ ON "THE DEAL"

The Deal is the name of the show that replaced Rap City...goodness...I guess they just spiced it up...similar stuff..new corny host...same deal...Here is the freestyle portion...the written spitten...



That was pretty nice...Cory needs a radio hit...Mickey is nice...I need to start listening to him more...I will when I get back to school because I ain't got for him right now...ya dig? Yzr

KID HITS LITTLE BROTHER (ACCIDENT)

This was really an accident...Pobrecito...


Kid Accidentally Nails Little Brother - Watch more Free Videos

I don't want to laugh but I did...Cause that first scream reminded me of when I used to get rocked by cousins and siblings...goodness...

LYRICISS- "FAILURE 2.0" & "WILD"

My man Lyriciss is back with some heat and has a mixtape coming out soon called the "Day Job" on Feb. 3...But for now he's blessing us with two tracks...Both of them are crack..which means you'll be addicted to them..Yzr...Make sure to download them...


Failure 2.0



Wild

FACEBOOK GIRL (VIDEO)

This is hilarious...Especially since I'm in love with Facebook...



HAHAHAHA... "I'm smooth with the keys, but not a good talker." I need a facebook girl...haha..But that ending was scary...but true...You find out the girl has a bf and then you ease up...hahahaha...Oh boy

THIS WEEK W/ JASIRI X (EPISODE 15)

For weeks Jasiri X has provided a rapidly growing internet audience with a most creative and interesting delivery of the weekly news. Using lyrical skills, controversial subject matter, and phat beats, Jasiri X shows and proves that real Hip-hop is not in the least bit dead...And now here is the newest one...



The best part was the Soulja Boy part...damn... "Soulja Boy dissed Nas then goons ran up in his crib thats the meaning of ether." Over and out...Keep checking in every week for this man...

SOULJA BOY-THEME SONG (INTRO TO SHOW)

Hmmm...This animation thing is a big move for big artists...



That was pretty fly for a video..I really like animation stuff so it will get me everytime...We'll see how this plays out...

THEO-DILLAGENCE (VIDEO)

I didn't know Theo had a mixtape or a video coming out...I'll make sure to get that mixtape to you guys immediately...Goodness...Check out the video..It's great...



A lot wordplay in there...Make sure you don't miss it at all...And yes he used loquacious in his rhymes...Hip Hop is growing up...on some G shit...BTW, if you ever want to beat anyone in Mario Kart then this is the man to catch that quick W...haha...peace

YOUNG CHRIS-I'M GOOD (VIDEO)

This joint is pretty nice...



I can bump this before the party...I can dig it...But I can't dig Ciroc...Doesn't taste good to me...And did you peep all the shit going on at this party?! Wow...I'm loving it..

JUMPING JACKS?!

This is hilarious...Watch these guys do some jumping jacks...Real talk...



HAHAHAHA...My favorite was homeboy third from the right...HAHAHA...Goodness...

SHUFFLE JOINT 1/5

Wassup...I just want to say that I hope I have open minded visitors and followers because I'm about to lay down some joints for yall that are way different than what I usually do...The genre is country...Goodness..fix your face...I said the same thing when my roommate in high school tried to put me on but I'm glad I listened...They have some tough tunes and when you listen to the lyrics it's on some simple shit...Plus you don't see country artists struggling...No beef, no smack dvd stuff...They go on and live life...So here we go:

Toby Kieth-I Love This Bar (One of my favorite joints)


No cover charge..just come as you are...Nice stuff..Now I'm going to start taking it back...Don't be scared...haha...Seriously

Alan Jackson-Gone Country


Alan Jackson-Little Bitty


Nice right? Well now I'm getting even older...This could be some confederate type shit but I still like it...Hopefully I don't offend anyone

Alabama-I'm In A Hurry (This is actually catchy)


Alabama-If You're Gonna Play In Texas


We love what you're doing, don't get us wrong, but there's something missing in this song...Yzr..I love it...I know some of yall at this point have stopped reading but it's all good...I gotta represent...Here's another joint from the group that's hot

Alabama-Born Country


Yup..Trust me guys...This is not for show...I know these songs and I like them...So that's it...I hope you enjoyed them and if you need to put me on to some new or some classics I'll be glad to listen...thanks

ILLL DOCTRINE (REPLY TO THE COMMENTS)

Some dude on the comments section of Just Blaze's site said this:

This Jay Smooth guy is ignorance at its finest.

Firstly, He’s Isreali, and has the ability/opportunity to educate ppl and influence their views. Half the ppl in AMERICA dont know shit about Gaza. But instead, he uses his effort to discuss how ‘beef’ used to be good for hiphop, but now isnt. GTFOH.

His newest video is about ‘the economy!’ ‘the economy!’..there are places in the world where they are AIMING for an economy like urs.
Maybe if he stopped logging onto Nahright + Bossip for his info, he’d be a smarter dude.

posting comments/blogs like ‘lets not divert attention to this jersey city mischief’…..LOL. there are places in Gaza where whole apartment buildings are getting blown up, and ur concerend about 2 ‘men’ slapping each others brothers? at this time?!

Im not here to Dickride every opinion Just Blaze has, just because he has money (ie. S.T.D).

And now I will introduce what the Ill Doc had to say:



Finished...that's it...Props to DodgerHighTop for this

PREZZURE (THE XIII PROJECT)

Wassup people..I introduced yall to Prezzure some time ago and now he's back dropping a song per day until Jan. 13 which is the day that his album, Penny 4 My Thoughtz, Dollar 4 My Dreamz. The catch is that every day has a theme...I am already 4 days late but it's whatever..haha..Here we go...Here is the scheduled list:

I. Love

II. Hate

III. Friends

IV. Enemies

V. Rich

VI. Poor

VII. Happiness

VIII. Depression

IX. Life

X. Death

XI. Heaven

XII. Hell

And on the 13th is the release of his album...So I will not present you with three tracks...yzr

Love: Impossible 2 Find (One of my favorite joints personally)



Hate: Dear Hip Hop



Friends: YahAlreadyKno Remix ft. Homeboy Sandman, YC The Cynic, 8th W 1, and Final Outlaw (Yup my dude Homeboy Sandman in that bitch)

BOW WOW FT. JD-ROC THE MIC (VIDEO)

I see some of yall hating already...haha...Bow Wow came through with a video for his new song with Jermaine...I like the video so let me know what you think about it...



Nice...The best part is when "all the girls like..he can get it" Goodness...That's what I want the girls to keep saying about me...haha...I'm gassed..but why not? Exactly...

LAST MAN STANDING DANCE (VYBZ KARTEL)

Barber Boy don't run!!! Some Jamaican dudes from Brooklyn decided to make a dance for the song...I'm down with it...It's easy, mad chill...



Yup...it was straight...I won't be as flamboyant as these men were...Mine will be on some G shit..haha...Also check out this footage of an interview with Vybz and Mavado...not both at the same time but you feel me...



HAHAHA...If it was a running clash....Damn...Vybz went in on that ass...Mavado was too rough for me...pause...Too many excuses like he thought he lost...Goodness...

D. JULIEN CYPHER

Okay so my man D. Julien gets into a cypher with John Brown and Shabeem Sadeeq...I already knew he was going to deliver some hot shit so here we go...



Okay...D. Julien went in that ass...BUT WTF?!! I was waiting for him to keep going with that cypher...He wasn't done...It's like someone put the beat on just to stop him from rapping...haha...Shit...I'm sure Shabeem was nice but my hearing is not too good so I need it without the beat...What to do now?! Make another cypher...Without John Brown...

EVERYDAY NORMAL CREW

From the same people that gave you "Everday Normal Guy." Well he's back to explain his crew...I love it even for the part where you might raise your eyebrows...haha...



These are the people that are talented...I like this..Best part was with the black guy..of course...And the girl..awkward....Oh boy...Good stuff...

MY FUTURE JOB INTERVIEW

If I got a job after interviewing like this then I would be a G...hahaha...Check this funny one out:



HAHAHA...Can I get your number? It's probably 917 or something...hahahaha...Hilarious...This was great...

MATH HOFFA INTERVIEW

I like Math Hoffa...One, because he kept it real with Dose when he knocked him out...and then two, he rocked Iron Solomon in a battle...In this interview he speaks on a lot of topics ranging from Soulja Boy, Beef, and Jay Z...check it out:



Math sounds wise...I like it...Soulja Boy does need guidance in his life...haha...Oh well...And for those that don't know what I mentioned with knocking people out...Here it is:



Damn...If he wants to come back then he needs a new name..immediately...Goodness..His bars were nice too...Oh well...

EWWWWWWW

This woman could not hold it on New Year's Eve...hahaha



Damn...I'm gonna google you bitch...hahaha..He didn't have to call her a bitch but goodness...That was funny...and nasty at the same time...

SHUFFLE JOINT 1/4

This shuffle joint is dedicated to one of the singers that made rap hooks great...The most gangsta singer to ever grace the hip hop world..Nate Dogg...I don't care if you agree or not but he's the man...I love it...Usually when he graced us with a feature it was bound to be a hit..You don't believe me? Check it out:

Snoop Dogg ft. Nate Dogg & Xzibit-Bitch Please


"You don't want to step to me...still claiming DPG...till the day I D-I-E." Goodness...He had me scared with that hook...But I'm over here in the crib throwing that West Coast sign up...

Snoop Dogg ft. Tha East Sidaz, Master P & Nate Dogg-Lay Low


Damn...For the bitch that said I shot some shit up out of my dick and she sick, she better lay low...Did yall realize that he even said that in that second one...Damn...Aite...I'm gonna have to take it back:

Nate Dogg ft. Warren G-Nobody Does It Better


One of the best combos in hip hop? Could be...On some gangsta, west coast, G funk stype shit..

2Pac, Nate Dogg, Outlawz, & Top Dogg-All Bout You


This dude Pac was in the toilet...Oh well...I see the same hoes every other city I go...haha..Nate Dogg killed it on that song...And then even went to the East Coast to holla at Fab

Fabolous ft. Nate Dogg-Can't Deny It


That's enough from me..It really ain't that hard, to get fucked up...That's what I told them Nate...

YOU CAN'T POP LOCK IT LIKE THEY CAN

I would pay so much money if I could pop it like a pro...pause...and lock it like these dudes...pause...This video is long...10 minutes...but it's worth it...I just spent the last 10 minutes just watching with my mouth open..pause again...goodness....And I can't get enough of it...Check it out:



I don't think I know anyone personally that could match this...and if you think you know someone then show me the proof...link me...If not then I'll be riding with these boys for a long itme...pause..

RISKAY-SMELL YO DICK (HAHA)

Yes I know it's old but it's never been on my site so here we go...If you haven't heard this song then please do so...It's hilarious...And the bad thing about it is that it's catchy...



"Why you coming hooooommmmmmm, 5 in the mooooorrrrnnniiinnnnggg" That dude ripped it though...Good response..Now trust me...there's a video for this...I have the link for it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8GTmX2G5w

Yea the embedding was disabled...I don't know why...let me know how you feel about this...hahaha...Ladies...gay men....are you going around smelling dicks?

TRY NOT TO LAUGH

I'm on my funny shit today...Yall bastards didn't want to comment on my article so I gotta keep it moving..Check this joint out where a Japanese man tries to speak English and the other people can't laugh...It's one of those crazy game shows but whatever...I know it's old but it cracks me up everytime...Check it out:



HAHA...I would've gotten spanked when he was trying to pronounce "Venice" and then with the numbers I would've died...hahaha...Goodness..

LEARN ENGLISH COMMERCIAL

My man S-Caliber hit me with an IM not too long ago about some commercials...sometimes whatever he links me to I've already seen it but I guess it's 2009 and he's going IN...On some G shit...



HAHAHA...Wow...That's hilarious..I was trying to guess what it was going to be about when the song came on...Now I'm going to have that shit stuck in my head all night...haha...

HOMEBOY SANDMAN-LIGHTNING BOLT, LIGHTNING ROD (VIDEO)

Yup...Homeboy Sandman is back with the world premiere of his video for "Lightning Bolt, Lightning Rod" and you can watch it here first with the iGoon...Check this joint out...



On the real..How creative was that? I'm not even trying to dickride (Like Riley would say from The Boondocks) but first it's on a train, live...who knows if they got those people to be in it or just did it on some random tip...haha...It was funny...Plus when you listen to the lyrics he's saying some crazy shit in there...Goodness...Should be a big year for Mr. Sandman...

PAUSE!!! ARIZONAL CARDINALS (NFL)

The perpetrator is the ref and the victim is Darnell Dockett...just watch and see...



HAHAHAHAHAHA...A reach around...hahahaha...Someone has to interview the ref and be like "So, what the fuck were you doing trying to land a reach around on Darnell?!" HAHAHA...Oh boy...It's 2009 and I love it...

DRAWING ILLUSION

So my man Marcellus had this up on his facebook account...He usually has good stuff so I had to take a peek...And I'm happy I did...In this video you will see pictures being drawn but in a naughty way...That's the only way I can describe it...



Exactly..I couldn't even take my eyes off the triple x-rated stuff even after the drawings were finished...That's kind of smooth though...Need to go somewhere and do something with that talent...