
Welcome to what I think is one of the greatest posts that I have done. Put simply, I went through a collection of albums, did some researching and decided to put together the best skits in hip hop albums. Now it's not official since I'm not anyone important really but it is Internet Goon certified...Most of the skits are funny because that's how I like to keep it here on the site. So check them out..No particular order at all, just here for your enjoyment...
Come On Over-Ludacris (We like right next door in this hood house)
Problem-DJ Quick (I'm a woman, you a bitch too)
Taster's Choice-Big Pun (Eat her pussy right there)
Black Man's Struggle-Ludacris
School Spirit 1-Kanye West (No I've never had sex but my degree keeps me satisfied)
School Spirit 2-Kanye West
Phone Interlude-Cam'ron (Just come stick it in 5 times)
I've Been-Junior MAFIA (You gon' fuck me and my mans)
Bo Hagon Phone Call-Lil Jon (Damn nigga, get off the muthafucking phone!)
Let's Be Friends-Lil Jon (I want to be the friend that's fucking you in the ass)
Mad Rapper-Mase (The mad producer..He's not really THAT mad)
Police Skit-Sean Paul (Look into the car and see if you see any instruments)
The Kiss-Eminem (I'm gonna fucking kill her)
Steve Berman-Eminem (It would be better if you gave me nothing at all)
Steve Berman 2-Eminem (I don't even know where to start)
Steve Berman 3-Eminem (You know I lost the use of my right arm?)
I Got It-T-Pain (You pregnant? no, Well everything straight then)
Pac Man-DMX (Be born and raised up the block!)
Mad Baby Daddy-St. Lunatics (Put my daughter on the phone!!)
White Girl-Ma$e (125th Street? Apollo?)
Phone Conversation-Ma$e (You know I was just saying that to get you mad)
Watch Your Back-Ma$e (Don't give my girl your number no more)
Gregg Street Stuntin-Big Tymers (Ford Focus?!)
The Breakup-T.I. (Bitch I followed you today!!!)
Jay Jerkin-Jadakiss (No way you're gonna get chrome)
Charge It-Jadakiss (Charge it to the Jamaican Batman)
Broke-Kanye West (Broke Phi Broke, we ain't got it)
Ken Kaniff-Eminem (Say my name)
Rude Boy-Cam'ron (The massive don't play games)
Chickenhead-Cam'ron (I'm a chicken so imma act like a chicken, quack quack quack)
Fuck Me-Notorious BIG (You gangsta killing....chronic smoking....)
Skit-Ludacris (I got all your albums!!)
I'm A H-O-E-Ruff Ryders (I fucked the whole family)
Stop Lying-Ludacris (Nigga, you wearing my muthafucking chain again?!)
Air Pun-Big Pun (Tell him to shut the fuck up!!)
Nice right?! Yeah I know a few of them weren't Hip Hop but who cares...My favorites are definitely Charge It, Chickenhead, and the Bo Hagon phone call...If you have any that I missed then let me know, comment, all that good stuff....Also send this to people who you think may need a laugh or 2...Thanks and hope you had as much fun reading/listening as I had creating this.
1 comments:
I love the one on Cam's 'Crime Pays' where it goes:
-I hope money really makes you happy in your life, I hope so. I hope money really make you happy and make you have all the happiness you think you can buy.
-It does.
Classic. LOL
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