iGOON'S 25 RANDOM THINGS!! (ARTICLE)

OH BOY!! The iGoon is back with another article...Like the title right...Yeah I'm joining the bandwagon...Remember that Facebook note that everyone and their mama was doing?! Well when it was going on I never thought I would do it because it was giving away too much personal information...People were talking about sex and crazy stuff...Well I'm not ready to give away that personal iGoon information but I am willing to make a list of some things that you may or may not know about the iGoon...So check it out...Hopefully it gets funny at some places because I do think I'm a funny person..haha...(I hope you laughed) Let's begin...

1. I'm not a big fashion guy...I don't care about name brand clothes or anything like that...There's too much pressure on people to wear the newest things out there...I'm not one of those people... (Can't wear skinny jeans cause my dick don't fit)

2. At times I want to rewind time back to high school and make some different decisions pertaining to sports and women...I feel like I could have been a monster in football and basketball if I had the right mentality...I guess I didn't...Goodness

3. Slow jams are better than anything in this world..Soothing...It's the best genre of music...Simple

4. Guys will always dance better than girls...I'm not talking about grinding, back that ass up type shit...One on one...A guy just has more flow to it...I don't know if I could explain this but I hope yall understand what I mean...

5. I want to play against Michael Jordan...Or more of me just playing defense on a good NBA basketball player...I'm only 6 feet but I think I can do it..Simple... (I was respected in high school for playing the best defense)

(As I stop and look at this list, I haven't been goonish with it...Let me try with these next ones)

6. I will never put my penis into an ass of any kind...Ewww...I mean...I don't understand guys that like that because then you just want to put your penis into a tight hole and guys have tight holes too...I mean..Whatever floats your boat right? (Nasty ass muthafuckas)

7. I hate the word Faggot...Other than nigger, it could be the most offensive thing someone can say...and I also hate when people use the word "Gay" in a negative connotation...So rude and ignorant...

8. I think Jamaicans have some nerve being so homophobic when they run around with tight ass jeans looking like flaming homosexuals...It doesn't make sense...And then they want to make all these dances with groups of guys dancing together...Ugghhh...I don't understand it, Don't think I will...

9. Jamaican music in the 90s>>>>>Jamaican music now (I'm right, don't try to argue with me)

10. I never had cable...well now I do..just this year...but I've never had cable in the crib...I think that was a good thing...Too many channels, too many shows...I was fine with my CBS, ABC, FOX, WB, UPN, and PBS...

(Did I go in or do I need to go harder? I think I need to go harder because I may be putting people to sleep)

11. My freshman year in high school I shaved my legs...For no reason...My friend walked in like "What the fuck are you doing?" I had no answer, looked up, and stopped shaving...End of that story...

12. R. Kelly is the best R&B artist in the world...best ever...And speaking of music, Jamie Foxx is the greatest entertainer in the world...Try to argue with me on that...you will lose...trust me...

13. I cried when Reggie Miller hit a three against the Bulls...actually it was this game



14. My gums are blocking the fact that I have adult teeth...They said I need to have surgery...Yeah right

15. I'm Haitian..I understand Creole but I can't speak it..I think it's because I'm scared of how I will sound when I say the words...I don't have it in me...I'll reply in English and you can speak in Creole...

16. I got caught stealing in the dining hall...I will never do it again..I haven't stolen anything since then...

17. I try not to pick ugly people as my friends...especially my close friends...

18. Sometimes I just want to stop blogging...I try to visit my own site and see what the big idea is about the internet goon and what I have to offer...Sometimes the negatives outweight the positives...But then someone always says how they like my blog and keep it up because of them..So thanks...

19. I met Spike Lee and he got me nervous as hell...Hands were shaking...Goodness...

20. I want to be part of someone's entourage...Like famous and well known but still behind the scenes...I already noticed that being a celebrity sucks...I would definitely fight someone that talked about my girl in the newspapers or said that my career was going to end...

21. I'm intimadated by women that are taller than me...It's scary...It's weird...I just don't like it...

22. I don't think I'm operating at 100%...Capacity is high, but I may be at 75% or 80%. I got to work on that this upcoming week...

23. Facebook, twitter, blogger, and AIM run my life right about now...I want my life back but it's difficult..haha...

24. Music has made me happy, sad, cry, excited, nervous, depressed...everything...That being said, I love music...I just love it...Whatever type it is..If it sounds good then I will appreciate it...I just wish I could contribute like make beats or sing...I woudn't want to rap because then I will have an image to uphold by...

25. I always try to wonder why people don't comment on stuff..I visit other sites and comment most of the times...I like getting comments...It's like someone saying "good job" because I had the ability to make you want to reply to something...

26. I'm an emotional dude...simple...

Wow! I definitely had some more personal stuff but it was too personal...But I do have an option for yall...When you comment, you could ask me something and I'll try my best to give you a honest and truthful response...I do it for yall...Thanks for reading...And do me a favor, let someone know about the blog..Put on for iGoon...thanks...