
Okay...wassup people...I wasn't going to make an article about 2008 because I thought it would be wack but then I got some messages and stuff talking about I should do it...So after refusing not to do it a couple of times I finally stepped my game up and wrote one...But this is different...I'm just going off a word document that I have open right now, so all of these ideas will be coming from everywhere...So first let me say there are going to be a lot of videos and two...this shit is going to be mad long...Those are my warnings...If you don't like it then you can kiss my ass...Are you ready? I'm ready..Let's Get It
EVERYDAY NORMAL GUY: If you haven't heard this song then get your shit together..It's funny...about a normal guy:
NY GIANTS: Yup..we were champs...These bum ass Patriots thought they were going to win and the best thing about it is that I was at BC with all these people doubting the Giants...Greatness...Remember that catch?!!
Boston Celtics: I wanted the Lakers to win...And I definitely thought Kobe was going to whup that ass but they didn't...So I won't hate on them...Hats off to the Celtics...
USA OLYMPIC BASKETBALL: These dudes came back and won that shit so aggressively...I mean after having Kobe, Dwayne, Carmelo, Paul and Lebron then you shouldn't lose a single game ever in your life...
MICHAEL PHELPS: This man is a dolphin...8 gold medals...world records all over the place...But the best medal was the relay in which they beat the French by like one hundredth of a second..
USAIN BOLT: Jamaicans went crazy for this man...He should be their spokesman in everything they do...Bolt did his thing in the olympics and was actually named the International Athlete of the Year...
Okay now it's going to get all disoriented...I warned yall...First I have Uncle Monster teaching Me my ABC's...HAHAHA...Just check it out...W is for Wham Wham...HAHA
How Can She Slap: Damn..On a show...contestant says something sideways and gets slapped by a woman...Then he got rocked..."HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!!"
TIGHT JEANS: Stop it!! Stop it right now...If you have fucking tight jeans on and you're a straight male then stop it...I blame my city for starting this shit but got damn..Why would you want to wear tight jeans that are cutting off the circulation to your balls? Tight jeans are for females only..and gay guys...And the bad thing is that these guys were tight jeans but have the nerve to sag them and then put some "cool" belt buckle on like they're a rock star...Just stop it...It's not for you...Not at all..
INTERNATIONAL SONGS: Everyone is upset that artists like Hov and Kanye and T.I. are going to other international artists and making hits..Oh please...Those joints are hot. Swagger Like Us, Brookly Goes Hard, and anything else is great...And don't act like you weren't dancing to this joint right here:
AUTOTUNE: Why the fuck not? Without autotune then we would've never been able to fall in love with a stripper or get sprung or hear a whole album by Kanye just singing his heart out...I don't mind autotune at all...If you sound good on it (Snoop, T-Pain, Kanye sometimes, Ron Browz) then keep doing it...but if you don't (Lil Wayne) then just stop...Pick and choose...Play around with it and then see how it sounds...But please don't forget that Roger Troutman started this whole shit:
ELI PORTER: This shit surfaced in 2007 but I saw it in 2008..Everyone's favorite rapper and favorite rap battle...I don't care if you think Eli is mentally challenged or not but this shit is funny and that's it...Simple..Please listen carefully to everything that each person says because it's hilarious:
GEORGE BUSH AND SHOES: Damn...this is bad for both parties...Bush got insulted in Iraq..but homeboy threw shoes and missed..twice...Goodness!! How slow were Bush's people? It was like they were in on it..haha...
SNL: Saturday Night Live was definitely doing well in 2008 all because of Sarah Palin...Tina Fey...Goodness...Justin Timberlake was kind of a regular on there with that Single Ladies parody, and they just had so much funny stuff on there...So good work SNL...Oh..excused me..I just Jizzed in my pants...
JOE BUDDEN TV: I hope everyone is a fan...Every once in a while Joe comes on the tube and just goes off...I love it...I think every celebrity should do this so that we know and sense that they are human...Ya feel me? Oh well..I'll share the first one that I saw...
151: That's the name of my favorite drink...hahaha...It's done wonders for me...Over and out
RECESSION: No one is safe, no one knows what the fuck is going to happen...But like Hov said...fuck talking about the recession shit's depressing...Goodness
TWITTER: Social networking site of the year...About to me as addicting as...
FACEBOOK: I love facebook...I live off facebook..and I'm sure you do too but don't want to admit it...I don't really care...I'm logged on right now...And on twitter too...
MARIO KART: For those that don't know, I'm the king of Mario Kart for N64...Simple..come see me...I have videos and shit to show for it...Except that my roommate beat me once..I'll take that clean slate into 2009...haha...
DARK KNIGHT: Best movie of 2008...Hands down..Don't even try to come with anything else...If it doesn't say Dark or Knight then you're wack...Yzr...
LIL WAYNE: As much as I want to hate on this man...I can't go hard 100% because he was the face of hip hop...Man sold over 2 million records...was on every fucking track of the year...haha..and he's just getting more and more popular...He may not have the lyrics to back up his best rapper alive talk but he did hustle and get money...Young Money Ent...
BARACK OBAMA: What more can we say about this man? Yall know the deal..first black man to pave the way...That's all we need...
INTERNET GOON: What? Yall thought I was going to let Barack take all the credit as the last thing I mentioned? Goodness...I'm an iGoon..hahaha...Well on June 24, 2008 I launched this website with hopes of finding something to do in my free time because I had no summer job and I was bored as shit...So my homeboy Modi says I should start a blog and you could be the internet goon...Boom...It started...I didn't know it was going to turn out to be this big with many fans and shit but thanks for the support...I tell yall throught the messages on facebook that without yall I wouldn't be doing this shit...If I didn't think I was entertaining someone out there then why do it...I will continue being an iGoon for 2009 and on and see where it takes me...I've alread made a move to a dot com so I must be doing something right...Just keep tuning in...Trust me...It can only get crazier with the weekly articles, and I may have some stuff up my sleeves already...So thanks once again...And do me a favor and put at leasst 5 new people on to this website...If you do it can only get better...trust me...
P.S-PARTY IN THE MANSION COMING SOON!!!
Make sure to comment please...I spent over an hour on this shit...haha...I would love to hear what yall have to say and add in anything that I missed...Thanks a lot





