Saturday, January 3, 2009

iGOON'S 2008 YEAR IN REVIEW (ARTICLE)

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Okay...wassup people...I wasn't going to make an article about 2008 because I thought it would be wack but then I got some messages and stuff talking about I should do it...So after refusing not to do it a couple of times I finally stepped my game up and wrote one...But this is different...I'm just going off a word document that I have open right now, so all of these ideas will be coming from everywhere...So first let me say there are going to be a lot of videos and two...this shit is going to be mad long...Those are my warnings...If you don't like it then you can kiss my ass...Are you ready? I'm ready..Let's Get It

EVERYDAY NORMAL GUY: If you haven't heard this song then get your shit together..It's funny...about a normal guy:



NY GIANTS: Yup..we were champs...These bum ass Patriots thought they were going to win and the best thing about it is that I was at BC with all these people doubting the Giants...Greatness...Remember that catch?!!



Boston Celtics: I wanted the Lakers to win...And I definitely thought Kobe was going to whup that ass but they didn't...So I won't hate on them...Hats off to the Celtics...



USA OLYMPIC BASKETBALL: These dudes came back and won that shit so aggressively...I mean after having Kobe, Dwayne, Carmelo, Paul and Lebron then you shouldn't lose a single game ever in your life...



MICHAEL PHELPS: This man is a dolphin...8 gold medals...world records all over the place...But the best medal was the relay in which they beat the French by like one hundredth of a second..



USAIN BOLT: Jamaicans went crazy for this man...He should be their spokesman in everything they do...Bolt did his thing in the olympics and was actually named the International Athlete of the Year...



Okay now it's going to get all disoriented...I warned yall...First I have Uncle Monster teaching Me my ABC's...HAHAHA...Just check it out...W is for Wham Wham...HAHA



How Can She Slap: Damn..On a show...contestant says something sideways and gets slapped by a woman...Then he got rocked..."HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!!"



TIGHT JEANS: Stop it!! Stop it right now...If you have fucking tight jeans on and you're a straight male then stop it...I blame my city for starting this shit but got damn..Why would you want to wear tight jeans that are cutting off the circulation to your balls? Tight jeans are for females only..and gay guys...And the bad thing is that these guys were tight jeans but have the nerve to sag them and then put some "cool" belt buckle on like they're a rock star...Just stop it...It's not for you...Not at all..

INTERNATIONAL SONGS: Everyone is upset that artists like Hov and Kanye and T.I. are going to other international artists and making hits..Oh please...Those joints are hot. Swagger Like Us, Brookly Goes Hard, and anything else is great...And don't act like you weren't dancing to this joint right here:



AUTOTUNE: Why the fuck not? Without autotune then we would've never been able to fall in love with a stripper or get sprung or hear a whole album by Kanye just singing his heart out...I don't mind autotune at all...If you sound good on it (Snoop, T-Pain, Kanye sometimes, Ron Browz) then keep doing it...but if you don't (Lil Wayne) then just stop...Pick and choose...Play around with it and then see how it sounds...But please don't forget that Roger Troutman started this whole shit:



ELI PORTER: This shit surfaced in 2007 but I saw it in 2008..Everyone's favorite rapper and favorite rap battle...I don't care if you think Eli is mentally challenged or not but this shit is funny and that's it...Simple..Please listen carefully to everything that each person says because it's hilarious:



GEORGE BUSH AND SHOES: Damn...this is bad for both parties...Bush got insulted in Iraq..but homeboy threw shoes and missed..twice...Goodness!! How slow were Bush's people? It was like they were in on it..haha...



SNL: Saturday Night Live was definitely doing well in 2008 all because of Sarah Palin...Tina Fey...Goodness...Justin Timberlake was kind of a regular on there with that Single Ladies parody, and they just had so much funny stuff on there...So good work SNL...Oh..excused me..I just Jizzed in my pants...



JOE BUDDEN TV: I hope everyone is a fan...Every once in a while Joe comes on the tube and just goes off...I love it...I think every celebrity should do this so that we know and sense that they are human...Ya feel me? Oh well..I'll share the first one that I saw...



151: That's the name of my favorite drink...hahaha...It's done wonders for me...Over and out

RECESSION: No one is safe, no one knows what the fuck is going to happen...But like Hov said...fuck talking about the recession shit's depressing...Goodness

TWITTER: Social networking site of the year...About to me as addicting as...

FACEBOOK: I love facebook...I live off facebook..and I'm sure you do too but don't want to admit it...I don't really care...I'm logged on right now...And on twitter too...

MARIO KART: For those that don't know, I'm the king of Mario Kart for N64...Simple..come see me...I have videos and shit to show for it...Except that my roommate beat me once..I'll take that clean slate into 2009...haha...

DARK KNIGHT: Best movie of 2008...Hands down..Don't even try to come with anything else...If it doesn't say Dark or Knight then you're wack...Yzr...



LIL WAYNE: As much as I want to hate on this man...I can't go hard 100% because he was the face of hip hop...Man sold over 2 million records...was on every fucking track of the year...haha..and he's just getting more and more popular...He may not have the lyrics to back up his best rapper alive talk but he did hustle and get money...Young Money Ent...



BARACK OBAMA: What more can we say about this man? Yall know the deal..first black man to pave the way...That's all we need...





INTERNET GOON: What? Yall thought I was going to let Barack take all the credit as the last thing I mentioned? Goodness...I'm an iGoon..hahaha...Well on June 24, 2008 I launched this website with hopes of finding something to do in my free time because I had no summer job and I was bored as shit...So my homeboy Modi says I should start a blog and you could be the internet goon...Boom...It started...I didn't know it was going to turn out to be this big with many fans and shit but thanks for the support...I tell yall throught the messages on facebook that without yall I wouldn't be doing this shit...If I didn't think I was entertaining someone out there then why do it...I will continue being an iGoon for 2009 and on and see where it takes me...I've alread made a move to a dot com so I must be doing something right...Just keep tuning in...Trust me...It can only get crazier with the weekly articles, and I may have some stuff up my sleeves already...So thanks once again...And do me a favor and put at leasst 5 new people on to this website...If you do it can only get better...trust me...

P.S-PARTY IN THE MANSION COMING SOON!!!

Make sure to comment please...I spent over an hour on this shit...haha...I would love to hear what yall have to say and add in anything that I missed...Thanks a lot

HOMEBOY SANDMAN PRESENTS "LIVE FROM" (FINALE)

Homeboy Sandman chronicles the monumental event of Hip-Hop music shutting down the doors of the Knitting Factory. Featuring footage of Ralph McDaniels, Souls of Mischief, Black Thought, and Rakim!



I met the big homie Sandman for the first time a couple weeks ago...great dude...and tall as hell...I didn't think he would know who I was and I even tried to say "Yea, it's me...Erick's dude" And he gave me that look like "I know who you are muthafu*ka." HAHA...But cool dude overall...Now my goal for 2009 is to see him perform...goodness

GATORADE COMMERCIAL-MJ VS. MJ (CLASSIC)

This is probably the best commercial ever...What a throwback..



"You reach, I teach" Damn...Here is another one with Mia Hamm:



Goodness..Mia looks like she won there...And what about that other commercial that had everyone singing "I Wanna Be Like Mike"



I think the second one was better...



Yzr

T-PAIN FT. CHRIS BROWN-FREEZE (VIDEO)

I thought this video was going to be better...



Goodness...I wanted to see more dancing..like One on One type stuff...battling..Well now that the song is officially a single it should do work in the clubs and other parties...yzr

OBAMA'S WEEKLY ADDRESS (1/3)

In this week's address, President-elect Barack Obama discusses solutions for our struggling economy in the new year.



To be honest..I'm just going to wait until he's actually in power to start commenting...

LLOYD BANKS-THE COLD CORNER (MIXTAPE)

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Yup..many people's favorite artist on G-Unit is back with another mixtape...The PLK delivers and delivers on every track of this mixtape...real talk...I was listening to this last night and I was surprised how hungry he sounded or maybe even polished...There was something that reminded me of the old Banks...My favorite tracks are "My Brother's Keeper" and "Be That Way Sometimes" (on this one he switched up to a new flow) But this is a good mixtape to have so make sure to download it by clicking on the picture...yzr

Download: http://www.zshare.net/download/53576651a902862f/

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Friday, January 2, 2009

SHUFFLE JOINT 1/2

I think that this is the third time that I've had this group on the shuffle joint but I don't care because that just means they have hits for days...not weeks because they were not out for that long...haha...Oh well..The group is Total...Yeah...Kim, Keisha, and Pam...

Kissing You


Damn...lyrics were great...That's how I feel about a certain someone right now...does she know? Hell no...Will she know? Depends on the moves I make... (Dap myself on the back) Well I couldn't leave yall with just one joint so here goes another one...

Trippin


Where is Missy? Is she still collecting chedda? Goodness..Did you hear those lyrics at the end? You Got Me Open...Wow..this joint could get someone aroused out here...hahaha...Aite...Well I thought I was going to be done but nope..

No One Else


I swear if I could just meet them I would be set for like a week or two..haha...Da Brat killed it on this track...And now just one outro...Trust me it's different from the first one I put on...Cause I know some of yall saw that title and said "Man this dude is putting the same shit on here." hahaha...Enjoy

Kissin' You/Oh Honey


Puff Daddy was nice in that joint...Well enough of this..I'm out...

BOONDOCKS BOOTLEG (YOUTUBE CHANNEL)

This is the name of a channel on youtube that Aaron McGruder, creator of the The Boondocks, decided to launch to put some funny stuff...John Witherspoon makes some appearances as well as some of the writers that were behind the scenes...check out some of the magic...

Negro News Brief:Trickin Debate


HAHAHA...Hol up, I'm still speaking my nigga...HAHAHAHA...Goodness...Well he also has a character named Tubesteak what loves to start trouble at any cost...check it out:

TUBESTEAK EXPOSES OBAMA


"I fuck with REAL nigga little kids." HAHAHA...He also spoke about T-Pain...

BRING PAIN TO T-PAIN


Oh boy...and just so that you know...he's also in charge of the black Jesus thing you've seen going around..I won't put that up but go ahead and start getting on that tube..yzr...Hope you enjoyed it...

A.B. THE PRO FT. X.O., PRO'VERB, & LYRICISS-GO HARD



This is the first single off of A.B. The Pro's new mixtape entitled "Producers Credit." My dude Lyriciss is on this joint so I'm hyped...Actually had this for a while but wasn't going to do my man like that...haha...Check it out:


A.B. THE PRO FT. X.O., PRO'VERB, & LYRICISS-GO HARD

PREP 9 VIDEO

So I'm on facebook and catch one of these young's statuses that says they love Prep 9...with a video attached...First off, shout out to Ms Vera because I would have never saw this if it wasn't for her...Secondly...If you don't know what Prep 9 is then watch this video...I'm not going to explain it because it takes too long to do so but just know that I am part of it, so are a majority of the people that I keep close to me, and basically we run shit...



Yup...I made a little cameo in the 1:41 mark...I remember that moment too...I was answering some questions for some eager parents and kids...The girl I'm talking to is Asia Wells...She didn't want any part of me at that moment...And I remember her just playing with her freaking sidekick during that whole joint...haha...Goodness...But now she's doing well...All because of me...haha...YZR!!

WHAT'S G? (GATORADE COMMERCIAL)

New Gatorade commercial with a lot of celebrity appearances...check it out:



Goodness...Can't hate on Wayne being in this...But this was kind of smooth...Great commercial...But who was that kid after Ali...

KATHY GRIFFIN CURSES ON LIVE TV (CNN)

Kathy talks about a gig she's going to have and Anderson Cooper makes fun of her just a little...Check her out:



HAHAHAHAHA!!! Goodness...it doesn't get any better than that...Bring in the new year with some curse words and a great comeback...yzr

JIM JONES & FREEKEY ZEEKEY REMINISCE

Jim Jones and company are in the studio talking about some fights that used to happen when they were with Cam and young'ns...It's cool...



That was funny...Jim kept it real...all of them did...good work...

SHUFFLE JOINT 1/1

Damn...First joint of the year...It's 2009 baybeh...Well I'm going to take it back to those Dru Hill days when they used to run shit everywhere you looked...But like always...I try to put on those joints that you may not know about...Here it is:

Dru Hill-All Alone


Yup..this was serious...I hope I'm not feeling alone over here in 2009...I'm thinking I won't be though..trust me..Go hard or go home..

ROBBIE MADISON RECORD JUMP

I don't really know who Robbie Madison is...But I put myself on...He's a motorbike rider...Does amazing stuff...Like this:


Robbie Madison's Amazing Record Jump - Watch more Sports Videos

Exactly...That was vicious...It's something new that riders can attempt and break records...hopefully no one gets rocked...

Thursday, January 1, 2009

50 CENT INTERVIEW W/ DJ CLUE

50 Cent goes on Power 105.1 and starts to complain about a lot of things...The MTV top MCs, Nas, and more...Check it out:



Curtis sounded a little bitter right there...But I feel like he's coming with heat on this next album..Just wait and see...

CHAMILLIONAIRE-INTERNET NERDS ARGUE (VIDEO)

Chamillionaire came out with this new track for 2009..If you haven't heard Internet Nerd's Revenge then go listen to those real quick so that you get the picture...yzr



Very creative Cham...I like it...Hopefully he comes with heat on this next album...yzr


Chamillionaire-Internet Nerds Argue

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

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Happy New Year guys!!! Hope 2009 is bringing in the money right and legally...My article later on in the week will discuss some 2008 stuff and some goals for 20o9...But thanks for messing with the iGoon on a daily basis because sometimes I get crazy with it...But 2009 will bring more crazy articles, crazy videos, different ideas and hopefully I get that party in the mansion popping very soon...yzr

P.S.-Happy Birthday Haiti...Yes it's their independence day...YZR!!!

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

SKILLZ-08 RAP UP

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YZR!!! I'm glad that this will probably be the last post of 2008...No one wraps it up better than Skillz...Pause....Check it out:


SKILLZ-2008 RAP UP

THIS WEEK W/ JASIRI X-EPISODE 14

Another classic joint...



Goodness...

BARACK THE MAGIC NEGRO DISCUSSION

Here is what it said on the info joint:

Bill O'Reilly, Marc Lamont Hill, and Larry Elder debate the "Barack The Magic Negro" song that Chip Saltsman has been distributing to members of the RNC. While Elder finds it satirical, Hill argues that it is unfunny and offensive.



Nice debate right there...It wasn't the same O'Reilly...good job...Lamont Hill definitely won the debate though..haha

PETER ROSENBERG TALKS ABOUT SOULJA BOY'S DUMB ASS

Yes...Soulja Boy is a dumbass as a person...Check out what Rosenberg said:



Goodness...good job...

BOW WOW FREESTYLE (UNIVERSAL MIND CONTROL)

This beat is fast...Real fast...and he did it...Good work mayne...




That joint was sick and you know it...

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

LIL WAYNE TAKES A SPILL

The title says it all...



HAHA...At least he got up...Props to Music On Play for filling my inbox with this greatness...

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

I think that this phrase is the best one ever...I'm gonna go hard with it in 2009...real talk...I try to use it here and now but I just need to step it up...Of course the first time I heard it was on "The Office." Probably one of the greatest shows ever...check it out:



HAHAHA...Greatness...And oh...One more clip...It involves Stanley


Greatness right there...I'm outta here before I go on an Office rant...

SHAGGY FT. SEAN PAUL, ELEPHANT MAN & MORE-SAVE A LIFE

I think this is the greatest thing that these Jamaican artists could do...I don't want to talk too much on it...just watch...



Here is what it said:



A music video featuring Shaggy, Sean Paul, Elephant Man, Gramps, Chris Martin, Tessanne Chin, Etana, Daville, Luciano, Marcia Griffiths, D Major, Freddy Mcgregor, & DLYNX. Shaggy and Friends are having a benefit concert on January 3rd 2009. All proceeds will go towards getting new equipment and technology For Aid the Bustamante Hospital for Children. Please support this cause, the children needs our help. For more info log on to: http://www.shaggyfoundation.org

CURREN$Y-BLOWN AWAY

I'm so upset that I just heard this song...Like real pissed..this joint is hot...Curren$y is someone to watch in 2009..I think if it wasn't for a recession and lack luster sales with record labels then Curren$y would have been signed once he left Young Money...check out this song...



One of the best flows right now...Real talk...Goodness...There's an album coming soon...I'm going to buy that joint...Trust me...Bitches know the planes got it...FS Jets, where haven't we been yet

VYBZ KARTEL-DON'T RUN (LAST MAN STANDING)

If you didn't know Vybz Kartel and Mavado did a little battle and Mavado lost and actually ran off the stage...goodness...That has to be embarrassing..Well Kartel didn't waste any time getting some footage and a diss out...check it out...



Damn..that's two ethers in one week...Goodness...Oh well..this joint is hot...Like I already know that when I go back to BC this is going to be jamming in the room...As a matter of fact...I don't even have this mp3..Someone help me please...Or being that I'm the iGoon, I'll probably find it myself...Peace...WE ARE THE LAST MAN STANDING!!!

BORDER PATROL (HAHAHA)

This is hilarious...I know they're trying to cross the border to come to the States but goodness...



HAHAHAHA...I thought it was fake when I first watched it...but after a few times you can see that it's real..goodness....Like 15 of them...Jesus Christo...

SHUFFLE JOINT 12/29

Yo..no bullshit...I woke up today and started to sing this first song in my head...and I'm sitting here wondering what the hell was I dreaming about to make me sing this song..Oh well...The first joint is some old Brandy...

Brandy-Sittin Up In My Room


Yzr!! That joint was hot..She definitely ran the whole female R&B movement for a little while...So then I started gooning and came up with probably one of the best duets ever in R&B...trust me

Brokenhearted ft. Wanya Morris (Yes...that's the dude from Boyz II Men)


Okay I'm done...you cannot lie and say that shit was not hot...Goodness...

Monday, December 29, 2008

SOULJA BOY SAYS "NAS KILLED HIP HOP"

Okay before you start laughing out loud like I did, check out the video that has Mr. Soulja Boy and his SOD money gang making this stupid ass remark...



Okay...there are a lot of things wrong with this video that don't even have to deal with the argument...First off is the language...After his album flopped he said he was going to change his image and cater to the kids because a lot of kids look up to him and stuff like that...Hmm...was that an example of catering to the kids? He cursed up a storm and wasn't even able to make a fucking argument...See...I can curse..I never said I was going to cater to kids..haha...Therefore we know that Soulja Boy cannot be trusted...Let's keep going...

His album just flopped and he doesn't know what to do...Soulja Boy sold like 40,000 copies....at this rate he's not going to reach gold...not at all...So I truly think that he wants to create this controversy and hope to see his album sales go up...I'm sorry dog..it won't...I'm not bashing the album...It has a couple of hits...But when we're listening to other artists such as Jeezy, Kanye, Jay Z, T.I., and others, we have the ability to just press play and leave that shit on...We cannot do that with your album...Fine..I understand that he may not want to represent "hip hop" but he's using all the channels and outlets of a hip hop artist...Goodness...

And now for the last part...Nas killed Hip Hop?!! Nas is hip hop...He can say whatever he feels like about the damn genre of music...Now let's go back to when he said that shit...Nas definitely believed what he said..Hip hop was going in a direction full of bullshit which included too many dances and not enough lyricism...So Nas stood up and said Hip Hop was dead...Of course this got the attention of many other people, other arists, fans...It began a discussion..But guess what happened everytime a rapper put the pen to the pad? They remembered Nas saying "Hip Hop is dead" and stepped their fucking game up...Maybe if you ask Nas today if it's dead he'll stay yes but it makes other people hungry and it was definitely a marketing tool...A great one...He said something controversial and people bought the CD to make sure he could back it up..and he did...Now for soulja boy, he's creating controversy but no one is going to buy that album and say "yeah he's right...Nas did kill hip hop" or "Yea, soulja boy didn't kill hip hop." I just can't stand here and have him try to shit on someone that built every rapper's career...Not at all...

Also...learn how to make a fucking argument...shit..Come with some heat...hahaha...My shit may not be the best but god damn...Coherent sentences, subject, predicate...Go back to school...

Side Note: For anyone that tries to shit on me and say I didn't make an argument myself you can kiss my ass..hahaha...I know I'm a smart man...got the education history to prove it so watch your mouth...peace...

SERIUS JONES PRESENTS GOT BARS

This is part 3...There are two other installments but they were too long and were not good enough in my opinion...The difference with this one is that there are only two rappers rapping and the bars are nice...So check it out...It's Arsenal and Loaded Lux...



Arsenal is trying to get signed out here...Well both of them are...I like it...How did you feel about it?

O'REILLY CALLS KANYE A PIN HEAD

That dude is at it again...This time he calls Kanye a pin head for messing up during his performance on SNL...



Hmmm...This is my take on it..Kanye can't hit those notes live...Not at all..So just get someone else to do it..Which is what I think happened...and the only reason is because he did it twice...We all mess up and improve through trial and error...So don't worry Kanye the iGoon has your back...O'Reilly, go climb a tree...Yzr

JOE BUDDEN & JOELL ORTIZ IN THE STUDIO

Just some more stuff..simple...



Nice...

ILLDOCTRINE: WAR GAMES 3 (JOE BUDDEN V. RANSOM)

Damn...it's been a while since this man has blessed us with a video but it's all good..He addresses the rap beef between Budden and Ransom..I think it's great...



Yeah beef is fine...Ransom is just getting ethered left and right...Good video...wait...excuse me...great video...Joe Budden keeps winning...

UPS IS FU*KING UP

Look at what these bastards did...



Damn...that's just straight up wrong..

JOE BUDDEN TV: MY RANSOM RESPONSE

Even though Joe started it, he ends it right here...Nice mature way of doing it too...



Good work...lets get back to funny Joe Budden...yzr...

IT'S THE REAL: VLOGGA LIKE PUFF

Back again...another classic...



HAHAH..Diddy blog, diddy blog...You're a Puff dead beat Daddy...How do they do it?!

DANCE FLICK (TRAILER)

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This is another movie that looks funny to me...Well just by the trailer...check it out:



HAHA...the best part is when he sees the black girls...hahhahaaha...We'll see how this movie goes in 2009...

GET OUT THE WAY!!!

This is hilarious...It involves a reporter, live footage, and an accident...trust me..just watch it...



HAHAHAHA...A freaking front flip...WOW!! He was finished after that...Goodness...

FREEWAY & JAY-Z...DJ VLAD

Freeway talks about his relationship with Hov and what Rocafella is right now...



Hmmm..Get him the same day...that's cool...He should've tested it out right then and there...

BUFFY THE BODY GOES CRAZY

Yall all know who Buffy the Body is...well she was on a radio show and dude came at her sideways with a smart comment...check it out:



Goodness...I don't know who won that joint...in terms of arguing...Oh well...

Sunday, December 28, 2008

CHEATING (ARTICLE)

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GOODNESS!! HAHA...that dude is going to get rocked...and so is the woman...Oh well...Wassup yall...it's me again...I definitely had some writer's block this whole day and was asking for help about topics...And one person suggested something that sparked me to think about cheating and then BOOM there's an article...Thank you Ashley for that...Well enough of this wack ass intro..let's get in there...

We all know what cheating is and we all know which kind of cheating I'm going to talk about because of that picture...First and foremost let me say that I'm not going to say if I have ever cheated or if I haven't..Does that last sentence put me in a predicament? Of course...I just want yall to think about it...get people talking out there...that's fine with me...Goodness...But at the end of this article you girls will all think I'm a dog because of the wild shit that I'm about to say...

If you had the chance to do something and have no one know except for that person you did it with and yourself, would you do it? Back in the day I would have said no...but when you think about it now...I would definitely do it...I would prolly have to drink some liqour to do that but I think most people would too...I'm talking about even 5 years later shorty rock ain't going to knock on your door and talk to your wife like "Yeah I messed with him while he was messing with you." Goodness...But it's the truth...Take a look at your relationship right now (if you're in one) and just wonder where he or she is...Just imagine right now your girlfriend smashing with another dude...HAHA...that feeling sucks...And the worst thing about it is that you will never know if shorty cheated or not...There's no way to prove it...I remember having a heated conversation with a girl about cheating...She was in love and everything and her BF was at another college...I questioned her about what he was doing at this exact point...She replied "Watching a movie. Just finished talking to him." Yeah right...Watching a movie with another girl and about to give her the business during or after...She became upset with me and kicked me out the room but whatever...(We squashed that beef so it's all good)

I know I don't care for stats but I'm going to make my own up...90 percent of couples have a cheating partner...Goodness...that's a big ass percent..whatever...I don't even care for my own stat..Put it simple: Most people cheat in their relationships....And the main question that someone might want to ask is: Why Cheat?!! And I'll let you know right now from my point of view...Peep these situations...

Jake and Mary have been together for a year...they love each other...sex is good and everything is going well...But during sex Mary doesn't like to give Jake extra attention...if you know what I mean...haha...Boom..that's a void in the relationship...Jake really likes to receive extra attention so he calls up old homegirl and plans to meet her after work on Monday...And what does Jake say to Mary "Hey babe...the job is keeping me for overtime so I'll be coming home late." Goodness...He meets with old homegirl and receives that extra attention he wants..goes home and says "I Love You" to Mary before going to sleep...



Fred and Gloria have been dating for 2 years...They go to separate schools...She's on the east coast and he's in the south...They only see each other during vacation...Well Gloria starts getting upset because of the distance...Fred is not there..But she met this dude that's real cool and knows how to treat her well...Well one night Gloria tells dude to come over to watch a movie...They get it in...Simple...That night she calls Fred and says "I miss you babe" and falls to sleep...

Does anyone know why these people cheated? Because there was an empty space in their relationship...Mary wasn't giving him extra attention and Fred was too far...It's not their faults at all but those empty spaces can override any kind of love any time...If you are in a relationship right now then you better start filling in those gaps because if not then someone else is...Which then leads to another question that many people ask...which is: If you're gonna continue to cheat then why stay with your current bf/gf? Is that really a question..Your gf is your gf for a reason..She doesn't need a lot of filling in to do...Just that one thing...The other jumpoff would need a lot more filling in to do...Plus he/she is just a jump...no feelings involved...

So I'm trying to bring this to an end because I've been writing for too long...But just check your wifey or hubby...check your relationship and fill in those gaps...trust me...if you don't then someone else is going to...And yes you should be paranoid because if she thinks there is an empty space then the iGoon will definitely fill that shit in...I'm single so I don't care..hahaha...


So my question for yall is: Do you agree or disagree? Would you cheat? Are you cheating right now? Share an experience...thanks