Ortiz and Budden go in about the format of their song...
Don't conform!!
Saturday, December 20, 2008
JOE BUDDEN TV: STUDIO BEEF
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JOWELL Y RANDY-NO TE VEO (VIDEO)
I gotta rep...this is version 2 of their song...This joint is hot...Play this at a party and I'm sure all those hispanic woman will start shaking those child bearing hips...Trust me...
They save so much money with these simple videos...I love it...I don't see you!!
They save so much money with these simple videos...I love it...I don't see you!!
NITE TALES (TRAILER)
I really don't know who's in charge of this or who's making this movie, all I know is that it looks semi okay, Flava Flav and Fredo Starr are involved, and a clown...
Yup...
Yup...
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nite,
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SOULJA BOY GIVES TOYS
He's trying to change up his image...Or make it more positive...I don't think it's going to work but oh well...
Nice...Dude was riding him hard tho...
Nice...Dude was riding him hard tho...
Labels:
atlanta,
children,
christmas,
internet goon,
kids,
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SHUFFLE JOINT 12/20
I don't know why or how I do not have this song in my iTunes..When I say that I'm taking it back to those days when you only had the BOX and had to dial in the correct number for the video...damn...I remember those days....Oh well...Today's song is by DRS, called "Gangsta Lean." Now I know some of yall are like, "Who the fuck is that?!" But trust me, when you click on it you'll start trying to sing the words like it came out yesterday...
DRS-Gangsta Lean
Yup...what did I say?!! Did song brought a tear to my eye though...damn...I need this mp3 download..like for real...I would pay someone to deliver it to my comp, or email it to me..or take you out if it's a shorty...I'm outta here...I'm gonna watch this joint again and again...
DRS-Gangsta Lean
Yup...what did I say?!! Did song brought a tear to my eye though...damn...I need this mp3 download..like for real...I would pay someone to deliver it to my comp, or email it to me..or take you out if it's a shorty...I'm outta here...I'm gonna watch this joint again and again...
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CORY GUNZ FREESTYLE @ BET.COM
Lowkey had a chance to stop Cory Gunz and make him spit some bars...it was pretty nice
That was aite...Sometimes he raps too fast for me...I don't want to rewind it like 100 times just to catch the first line...goodness...
That was aite...Sometimes he raps too fast for me...I don't want to rewind it like 100 times just to catch the first line...goodness...
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cory gunz,
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JIMMY, WHY YOU SO MAD?
Jim Jones...ahem..I mean Joseph Jones was cursing someone out somewhere...I don't know all the details...He was just really pissed..
Maybe he's mad that Cam is making a comeback in 2009...what?!
Maybe he's mad that Cam is making a comeback in 2009...what?!
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internet goon,
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T-PAIN FREEZE (BEHIND THE SCENES)
Remember..I don't usually do this but for this song with all this dancing..I have to...
YZR!!! Pain can dance mayne...and so can Chris...I wish I could do some of that...
YZR!!! Pain can dance mayne...and so can Chris...I wish I could do some of that...
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Friday, December 19, 2008
VYBZ KARTEL FT. SPICE-ROMPING SHOP (VIDEO)
I'm slowly turning into a Jamaican...I blame my roommate for that one...
This joint is kind of nice tho...
This joint is kind of nice tho...
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internet goon,
jamaican,
romping,
shop,
spice,
video,
vybz kartel
AMERICAN IDOL: SAD OR FUNNY
I'm not letting yall know how I feel about this...props to papercartel for this one
Damn...homeboy at the end was great...LET MY PEOPLE GO!! HAHAHA Want to see the whole thing?!
HAHAHA...I'm mad he started singing again...
Damn...homeboy at the end was great...LET MY PEOPLE GO!! HAHAHA Want to see the whole thing?!
HAHAHA...I'm mad he started singing again...
Labels:
american idol,
funny,
hilarious.,
internet goon,
james lewis,
singing
HORRIBLE TRAIN RIDING
If I had to go through this in NY then I would cry...hahahaha....
DAMN....It didn't seem like those people were going to fit...and no one was fighting back...Maybe it is effective...NOT!!!
DAMN....It didn't seem like those people were going to fit...and no one was fighting back...Maybe it is effective...NOT!!!
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ANTHONY HAMILTON-A CHANGE GON COME
It's been a long time coming...Anthony sounds nice on this...
Good work...
Good work...
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anthony hamilton,
change,
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gon,
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LUDACRIS INTERVIEW (GROWN MAN ISH)
Christopher is on his grown man shit..He's definitely on my top 5...
Nice..Barack means no more excuses...
Nice..Barack means no more excuses...
ROYCE DA 5'9"-SHAKE THIS (VIDEO)
Here is what it said in the email:
Royce 5’9 and his M.I.C. imprint are teaming up with One Records for the release of Royce’s highly-anticipated forthcoming solo-LP Street Hop, due out on 4-21-09.
The DJ Premier produced "Shake This" is the lead-single for Street Hop (the LP is also executive produced by DJ Premier as well) and the video for "Shake This" is directed by Rik Cordero; and its the first of two collaborations between Royce and Cordero.
So here is the video:
And here is the download link for it:
Royce Da 5'9"-Shake This
Enjoy it...
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internet goon,
royce da 5'9,
shake,
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JIM JONES INTERVIEW W/ FUNKMASTER FLEX
Hmmm...This is aite...
Maxine references...Damn...Jimmy went in..or should I say Joseph Jones...yzr!! Wait...don't respect internet bloggers?! Son if all bloggers shut down you would not exist...simple!! Goodness, no reason to disrespect shit that makes you hot...
Maxine references...Damn...Jimmy went in..or should I say Joseph Jones...yzr!! Wait...don't respect internet bloggers?! Son if all bloggers shut down you would not exist...simple!! Goodness, no reason to disrespect shit that makes you hot...
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funkmaster flex,
internet goon,
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jim jones,
yzr
LIL DUVAL THROWS A SHOE AT BUSH
This has to be the funniest one I've seen yet...hahahaha
Hahahahahaha..When you get ur shit out so Barack move in!!
Hahahahahaha..When you get ur shit out so Barack move in!!
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george bush,
internet goon,
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JOE BUDDEN TV: LATE THANKSGIVING
This is great...Joey schools some folks in bowling...
Light meat or dark meat...pause pause pause pause pause...hahaha...I see that hot 97 staff out there...good work
Light meat or dark meat...pause pause pause pause pause...hahaha...I see that hot 97 staff out there...good work
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internet goon,
Joe Budden,
late,
thanksgiving,
tv,
yzr
KID SAYS THE DARNDEST THING!
I'm being a real internet goon nowadays..Well this kid is asked how many girlfriends he has...wait for the reply...
Nice...They definitely have more money and stuff...Kids always tell the truth around that age...hahaha...Bout to get someone in trouble...Here is one more joint that's 10 minutes but it's worth it..
Nice...They definitely have more money and stuff...Kids always tell the truth around that age...hahaha...Bout to get someone in trouble...Here is one more joint that's 10 minutes but it's worth it..
Labels:
darndest,
internet goon,
kid,
things
THIS BABY KEEPS IT REALER THAN MOST
When asked about his level of likeness for his mom this baby keeps it realer than most:
HAHAHA... I"I love you too but I don't like you all the time." Couldn't have said it better myself
HAHAHA... I"I love you too but I don't like you all the time." Couldn't have said it better myself
Thursday, December 18, 2008
SHUFFLE JOINT 12/18
Leave it up to Cam'ron to sample any fucking beat he wants...haha...A lot of people were shitting on Cam on twitter today...The man is nice with it..Purple Haze and everything before...After that who knows what happens....
Cam'ron-Girls
Cam'ron-357 (Yeah I know I put this on here already but it deserves to be here again)
Bite all my hoes like Marv Albert...
And just for shits and giggles we'll take it back with this O'Reilly shit...hahaha....UUU MMMMAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
Mr. Thomas El was done for once you saw his face...haha
Cam'ron-Girls
Cam'ron-357 (Yeah I know I put this on here already but it deserves to be here again)
Bite all my hoes like Marv Albert...
And just for shits and giggles we'll take it back with this O'Reilly shit...hahaha....UUU MMMMAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
Mr. Thomas El was done for once you saw his face...haha
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BLACK TABLE COMMITTEE-A TASTE OF CHICAGO (MIXTAPE)
I'm sorry for holding this for so long...It got lost in my email and I saw it and I was so pissed at myself because these dudes are nice as hell...Some real stuff here...So make sure to download the mixtape by clicking on the picture or clicking below"
DOWNLOAD
I'm sure you will enjoy this...peace
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black table committee,
chicago,
internet goon,
mixtape,
of,
taste,
yzr
iGOON PRESENTS: THE CHASER'S WAR ON EVERYTHING

So this is what happens when I start doing this thing called being an "internet goon." It's actually part of my job description to run around the internet and find stuff...haha...Just kidding...But basically I'm trying to introduce yall to this show because it's not held in the US but in Australia...These guys run around, kind of like what Ali G used to do and do pranks, and such...But I feel like there's too much talking from me so I will let you know what kind of stuff they do by showing some videos...And trust me...ALL OF THEM ARE FUNNY!!
Trojan Horse
HAHA..I'm mad they got into all those places...goodness
Sex Offender Shirt
He asked for the nearest children's playground...hahaaha
Pedestrian Rage
I thought dude at the atm was going to rock him....flashing lights...
Club Entry
Girls girls girls...only the sexy ones tho...
Save Money On Admissions
Statue
Damn...that's a lot of videos..But I'm not done..When I put on, I WANT TO PUT ON!! The next videos deal with the segments that have a citizens infringement officer...Basically giving out tickets for bullshit...It's hilarious...
Tattoos Inspector
Dude was so pissed at the end..HAHAHAHA...
Nude Beach (Partial Nudity on this one)
Baby Names
Escalator
"Punks like me?!"
Parking Lot Cop
Goodness...I'm done...I hope I wasted a lot of your time..I spent at least two hours watching these videos on youtube...And there are more so go check them out...peace.
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war
BANK ROBBER MASK EXPERIMENT
This dude named Chris Taylor decides to put on a stocking mask and just go shopping in some stores...This is a classic joint but I had to throw it up here just in case yall never saw it...People's responses are hilarious..check it out
The best part is when two dudes left the girl under the desk...HAHAHAHA...Dude at the end was not playing any games at all...hahaha...goodness..
The best part is when two dudes left the girl under the desk...HAHAHAHA...Dude at the end was not playing any games at all...hahaha...goodness..
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funny,
internet goon,
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MEET THE HOMELESS T-PAIN
When I saw this I was just so happy...Basically it's a beat boxer that spits some hot shit with his mouth...I was mad shocked...
Yup...I would have signed him right then and there...Put a beat behind that shit and it's a classic...
Yup...I would have signed him right then and there...Put a beat behind that shit and it's a classic...
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beats,
homeless,
internet goon,
man,
t-pain
HARDEST RAPPER OUT RIGHT NOW!! (HAHA)
This is great..Had to scoop this from the people at HiphopUpdate...But this joint is funny...Check it out..It's long but it's worth it...
HAHA...When he cut himself I was dying!!! "Them shits aint supposed to be sharp!" I eat hard, I sleep hard...This is great...
HAHA...When he cut himself I was dying!!! "Them shits aint supposed to be sharp!" I eat hard, I sleep hard...This is great...
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internet goon,
mdogg,
rapper,
right
EDDIE MURPHY AS THE RIDDLER?!
Hmmm...So my man Erber hit me with this and I actually saw it late last night but I was too tired to comprehend what was going on...Basically they're saying that Eddie Murphy might be the next Riddler for the new batman movie...Here is a pic of what he might look like:

HAHAH...I just can't buy it..Well I wasn't making this up so go click HERE if you want to read the article...Eddie just looks to ridiculous for me right now...The other person they mentioned was Johnny Depp...Now that sounds a lot more reasonable...Why? Could it be because he's white? Damn skippy...

HAHAH...I just can't buy it..Well I wasn't making this up so go click HERE if you want to read the article...Eddie just looks to ridiculous for me right now...The other person they mentioned was Johnny Depp...Now that sounds a lot more reasonable...Why? Could it be because he's white? Damn skippy...
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SHUFFLE JOINT 12/17
Hmmm...I think that this song I'm about to give yall is one of the best Xmas songs ever...Simple...
Feliz Navidad
Exactly...
Feliz Navidad
Exactly...
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A LOT OF KIDS ROB CONVENIENCE STORE
Damn...I had to spell check for convenience...Well somewhere in this nation a large group of kids decided to just go into a store and rock it, and by rock it I mean take everything in that bitch...check it out
HAHAHAHAH!! Damn..that clerk didn't do shit..I wouldn't have done anything either...But did you check out the fake dialogue they put over the video...haha... "Hurry up mayne, get some more stuff mayne" Goodness...Homeboy took the rack...That owner of the store must have done something wrong to cause this...
HAHAHAHAH!! Damn..that clerk didn't do shit..I wouldn't have done anything either...But did you check out the fake dialogue they put over the video...haha... "Hurry up mayne, get some more stuff mayne" Goodness...Homeboy took the rack...That owner of the store must have done something wrong to cause this...
Labels:
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internet goon,
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school,
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TYGA-SAYIN THIS
Hmmm...I don't really listen to Tyga or Tiger or whatever he wants to call himself but this joint is hot...Trust me..I wouldn't put this up if it was weak...
Yup...What did I say? This dude came to my school to perform and I didn't even show him love...Goodness
Yup...What did I say? This dude came to my school to perform and I didn't even show him love...Goodness
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sayin,
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Wednesday, December 17, 2008
YOUNG JEEZY-WHO DAT (VIDEO)
This is a nice video...I never knew this song packed so much energy...Jeezy is definitely going to be here for a while...Do me a favor? Count how many cameos in this video
A lot of them...damn...Someone give me a number...just a rough estimate...thanks
A lot of them...damn...Someone give me a number...just a rough estimate...thanks
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DIPSET JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN
Damn...someone went on them hard...check it out
Damn...Jimmy didn't even know..Well...Now he does...
Damn...Jimmy didn't even know..Well...Now he does...
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JAMIE FOXX INTERVIEW W/ JAY LENO
Okay..this joint is 15 minutes long because it includes the performance but it's worth watching...This dude is so funny as hell...If you're not on the Foxx bandwagon then you need to check yourself...
Damn...his Barack impersonation was great...Goodness...Greatest entertainer on this world...Make sure to cop his album...
Damn...his Barack impersonation was great...Goodness...Greatest entertainer on this world...Make sure to cop his album...
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internet goon,
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jamie foxx,
jay leno,
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THE GAME ENCOUNTERS CRAZY FAN
Well a fan at this concert in Norway pulled The Game down from the stage...From the looks of it, I thought that fan was going to die...
Damn...I wonder what happened to homeboy...It was cool that he didn't ether him or pull a Kanye but I was waiting for someone to just clothesline the kid...Jesus Christo...
Damn...I wonder what happened to homeboy...It was cool that he didn't ether him or pull a Kanye but I was waiting for someone to just clothesline the kid...Jesus Christo...
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fan,
internet goon,
norway,
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JEEZY GETS IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT
Like I told yall before, I love seeing people giving back any way they can....So I support this...Jeezy hits Walmart and gives away some toys for kids...good work...
Yup..Almost brought a tear to my eye...
Yup..Almost brought a tear to my eye...
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gifts,
holiday,
internet goon,
kids,
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young jeezy,
yzr
JUELZ SPITTING LIKE A NEW BORN BABY
Goodness...I saw this video footage on my man Pagan's page and I had to rock the video because Juelz was freestyling like a champ out there...He's with Cam, Jimmy, and Freekey just repping the hood shit...check it out:
Goodness...Jimmy was acting real fishy over there...hahaha
Goodness...Jimmy was acting real fishy over there...hahaha
Labels:
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freekey zeekey,
freestyle,
internet goon,
jim jones,
juelz santana,
spitting
JOE BUDDEN ON THE HOT SEAT
Joe has to answer all questions...And he does...truthfully...good work
HAHA...Sky's the limit...And that nickel question was tricky...I thought it was a trick question...haha...Joe is such a good person...No homo..
HAHA...Sky's the limit...And that nickel question was tricky...I thought it was a trick question...haha...Joe is such a good person...No homo..
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goodfellas,
hot,
Joe Budden,
radio,
seat,
show,
yzr
ANGEL LOLA LUV-BOSS BITCH

Before you fellas start unzipping your pants and stuff, just calm down, drink some water and be easy...hahaha..She is fine as shit though...But she has a song called "Boss Bitch" and somehow made a video for that joint...Now I didn't really care for the song but when your a dime like this, you can get away with anything...goodness
Damn...I might have to make her wifey or something...But she said she wanted a hood nigga..I'm not that type of person..haha
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BARACK'S NEW YEAR RESOULTIONS
Props to illseed for this one again...

Yeah you better create those jobs because a brother like me needs one for next year mayne...

Yeah you better create those jobs because a brother like me needs one for next year mayne...
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Barack O'Bama,
internet goon,
new year,
resolution
NEXT STOP: BRONX, NY

Yup...I'm headed back to the BX...Nice little break from BC because this shit was just getting sad...I'm happy to be going back so I could see my fam and friends...Don't get it twisted either, I do not live around here...HAHA...Next thing you know I have someone trying to look for me...Well I'm in the city for a month so make sure yall holla at me because I'm trying to make moves with the masses...Yzr...
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nyc,
yzr
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
BARRY SANDERS JR. (RUNS IN THE FAIMLY)
I saw this on ESPN like two weeks ago and I was wondering why it was there...It was a top 10 and everything...I guess that's what happens when I watch ESPN listening to music...It was Barry Sanders' son!! Goodness...He runs just like him...He's gonna be a beast...
That was pretty good...I remember I had to run a reverse one time and I fumbled...goodness...
That was pretty good...I remember I had to run a reverse one time and I fumbled...goodness...
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barry sanders,
barry sanders jr.,
football,
internet goon,
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SWAT FT. AKON-SILVER AND GOLD
Hmm...Didn't have T-Pain have a song called Silver and Gold...goodness..It's official...
Nice joint...
Nice joint...
ROSENBERG ROUNDTABLE "ARAB MONEY"
I knew from the gate that this song was just not cutting it for me...in terms of being socially correct...goodness
Hmmm....That's what I thought...
Hmmm....That's what I thought...
Labels:
arab,
discussion,
internet goon,
money,
peter rosenberg
ROC-A-FELLA FREESTYLE "KICK IN THE DOOR"
They go hard...Pause
Greatness
Greatness
Labels:
freestyle,
internet goon,
rocafella
WHERE RIHANNA AT?! (THE DREAM)
Damn...So Dream is coming out of this club, drunk as shit and then says "Where Rihanna at?!" And then says he's about to go hook up with her...Oh boy...that's some high school shit right there...check it out:
GET IN THE CAR! HAHAHA...I wonder what he's going to say about that one..
GET IN THE CAR! HAHAHA...I wonder what he's going to say about that one..
Labels:
chris bo,
internet goon,
rihanna,
the dream
THIS WEEK WITH JASIRI X- EPISODE 12
I wish there's like a mixtape of all this that comes out when he's done with the first volume or something...
Greatness...
Greatness...
X MENS ORIGINS TRAILER
My homeboy S-Caliber told me to watch this trailer...He was mad hyped...sending text messages and shit..I didn't care for Wolverine...But then I took time to watch this trailer...It's pretty nice and could do some work when it comes out all the way in MAY!!
Wolverine is whupping some ass in this movie...
Wolverine is whupping some ass in this movie...
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internet goon,
movie,
trailer,
wolverine,
xmen
NEW YORK IS WHERE IT IS (ARTICLE)

Okay...I'm officially GOING IN on this article...I'm getting tired of people trying to shit on NY and say we're not the best city in the world...Well I speak from ignorance because I've never been anywhere else outside of the nation but I can and will say that NYC is the BEST CITY IN THE US!!! Okay..stop hating right there and make sure you listen to my whole argument...Okay? Boom...First I would like to say that my homegirl Dialika (Pronounced Jeh-la-ka) sparked me to write this article...I tried my best with that...haha...Okay let's go on this ride...
First let me say that I was born in Queens and moved to the BX which I will rep to the day that I die...I'm from the city that sparked HIP HOP! Yes...this is where it started!! You would not be enjoying all these rap songs if it wasn't for the BX...Doesn't that make us hot already?! Yup...That means there is no Southern shit, west coast shit, or any other place that YOU rep..Make sure you understand that...Simple...But guess what? Some of yall are still hating and saying "Well we have some rappers from our city." I don't give a flying fuck...Who's the best rapper ever? Well that convo can go on for days but make sure you count the number of NY rappers that are on that list...top 10, top 20, top 30...We already know that BIG is the best rapper to ever spit so that even makes it better for us...We started it, we have the best rapper...What else do we have?
Secondly...And I'll make this one short...Remember the best player in the NBA? Michael Jordan? Yeah..just guess where he was born...I won't even answer that for you because you already know the deal..hahahaha...But I won't claim him that much because he put Chi-Town on the map...Next argument...
There is so much to fucking do in NY that it's impossible not to have fun...The city that NEVER sleeps...that's what they say about us and it's true...Those lights in Time Square do not turn off...It's like daylight all the time...We have stuff here for everybody...You want museums, we got the best ones...you want clubs, we got the best ones..you want some cafes, we got the best ones...you want some Caribbean culture that you can enjoy, we got it at the Labor Day parade, we have it in BK...hahaha...We have it everywhere...Italians have their own respective neighborhoods, Gays and Lesbians, Financial district, shopping district, and we have Macy's, the biggest fucking store ever!! I don't know if that's right but I'm saying tho...hahahah....Basically I'm saying that you can go to NY and do whatever the hell you want and have fun for a long period of time...You go to another city like Boston and you'll experience everything in one day...haha..Boston Commons, hood areas, and that's it...haha...
Also, How many of yall that are not from NYC own a NY fitted or some NY gear? Goodness...One of the best fitteds in the world!! And you know it...that's why you can't say nothing...My goodness...On top of that we have some of the sexiest people ever...I'm talking about hood chicks, regular chicks, sexy ass chicks, model chicks, business chicks, and smart ass chicks...And for the females, I'm sure us men are great too...Except for that tight jean shit that started happening in NY and now everyone is doing it...But then that goes to say that we made some stupid shit hot...Tight jeans?! Who thinks that hot?! I saw my own roommate, DctoBc, start wearing tight jeans and he's from DC...damn...getting GOT over here...I know we're trendsetters but you don't have to spot every single trend and start doing it...Like the arab scarf thing that Juelz and Jimmy started doing over their heads...They look fine doing it...But not YOU! You're from a city that's not from NYC and you look like a fool...hahaha...
I feel like I can go on for days and I will until I get tired...Another thing that makes us better is the public transportation...Okay, I already know what you're going to say..."It's dirty." Who gives a damn! The whole world is dirty...Do you know how populated NYC is? You know how much it would cost to provide better service? I'm fine with riding the 5 train and the 2 train...Just remember to wash your hands after the ride, don't look anyone directly in the eye, and keep to yourself...hahaha...Also we DONT SHUT DOWN!! Anywhere you are in NY, you are guaranteed a means of transportation...I don't care what time it is...If not then you let me know...It may not be safe to ride the train at night but at least that possibility is there...I can't stand the fact that places shit down their public transportation...Why would you do that?! That's just stupid...Real dumb...
Now for all those people that are getting tired of me right now...GOOD! That's what New Yorkers do...we rub that shit in...Now guess what? If you're an upcoming rapper who wants to get their music listened to then who do you cater to? Most of the times it's gonna be NY...even if you don't want to cater to them your label will tell you to do so..Why? Because we live and breathe music...Guess where you go? 106th & Park...damn...Yea, recently we've had some stupid ass songs like "Arab Money" and that whole Harlem shaking, 5000, and all other dance shit...But those are the songs that have to get out there to make it to the radios..listen to their CD's and you will realize that Mims is actually hot, Papoose can rap, Hov can rap, Jadakiss...Do you cowards listen to music or just skim through it? Just think of every Tuesday when a rapper or an artist is dropping their album and go to Hot 97, and hold their release party in NY...They can't do it in their own city because it sucks...I won't even go into how our radio scene is better than yours...Funk Flex, Dj Enuff, Miss Info, Angie Martinez, Ed Lover...Yeah I know he's on Power 105 but it's still hot...
Where do torusits go? NY
We got professional teams out the ass!! They may not do well but still manage to be in the media and attract a lot of attention...
My goodness...I wish I can go on...I'm actually getting tired of this...But please let me take the time to shit on other cities:
Boston-You are a sorry ass excuse for a city...You're racist, public transportation ends too early, weather is fucking out of its mind, and a lot of yall are wack...hahah...The only thing you got going for you are the educational institutions, Cape Verdean girls, and the Celtics...
D.C.-For some reason they call themselves "Chocolate City" Most of the people I hang out with at BC are from DC...Wait...Nope...Only one is...That's because everyone else is from Maryland...HAHAHA...You can't even rep where you live...When someone from DC talks they mention Club Love, Go Go (Which is a No NO) and the White House...Step it up...Get something else...The only thing they got going is Wale and DctoBC... (That site is kind of hot)
The South-Yall can't even rep for one single city...It's always who's the King of The South which involves like 100 different cities...Let alone we can hardly understand yall...I don't have that much to say about the South except that yall aint got nothing on us...The best thing yall got is Ludacris, Bun B, Scarface, and Soulja Boy...hahaha
LA-Hmmm...I heard a lot of things about yall...Gangs and such...So I won't talk shit about yall just for my safety...Just tell your boy Game to stop mentioning Hov on his songs...Or the other 100 rappers that he's beefing with...Goodness...
Any Other City- Yall are wack..simple...Yall need to step it up...You may have one thing going for you right now but as soon as it stops yall become the dirt on my sneakers...
I will leave yall with some songs that represent my NY pride:
Busta Rhymes-New York Shit
Hi Tek ft. Jadakiss, Raekwon, Talib Kweli, & Papoose-Where It Started At
Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz-Deja Vu
Wyclef Jean-Heaven's In New York
Frank Sinatra-New York
I'm officially done...I've settled it...Simple...If you're going to comment then come with some heat...not no weak shit that I know your city is known for...
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SHUFFLE JOINT 12/15
Warning! Warning! This may cause you to get up out your seat and start dancing...So make sure you have some space and shit...If you don't get up and dance then you're too young for this...Real talk...Simple...You may not know the name of the song but just press play and be amazed...I'm outta here...Gotta go dance to the song...
Cameo-Candy
What did I say?!
Cameo-Candy
What did I say?!
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NEW MUSIC 12/15
I have a great idea for an article..yzr
Freeway-I Can Deal With It (Month of Madness track....smooth)
Yung Joc-Real Hard (HEY!! Where have u been Joc?!)
Busta Rhymes ft. Reek Da Villain, Spliff Star, Red Cafe, Rick Ross, & NORE-Arab Money Remix (I guess it's aite)
Uncle Murda-Brooklyn We Go Hard Freestyle (I like this dude a lot)
Freeway-Really Rough Out Here (Okay...I'm nodding my head to this)
Joell Ortiz-Brooklyn We Go Hard Freestyle (I think every BK rapper needs to get on this and make a megamix)
Jazmine Sullivan-Little Black Book (Okay boo...I see you switching it up)
Jazmine Sullivan-If This Is Love (Nice slow jam)
Freeway-Street Music (I love the trumpets)
4 Ize ft. Ludacris-Don't Run Up On Me (Remember 4Ize from that "Mouthing Up" joint on Luda's old album)
Red Cafe, Fabolous & Paul Cain-There He Go Now (These dudes are all from BK...so get on that Brooklyn we go hard track..thanks...Oh this song is hot)
Jamie Foxx ft. Rick Ross-Swag (Hmm...Gotta get used to it like the other Foxx songs)
Enjoy...
Freeway-I Can Deal With It (Month of Madness track....smooth)
Yung Joc-Real Hard (HEY!! Where have u been Joc?!)
Busta Rhymes ft. Reek Da Villain, Spliff Star, Red Cafe, Rick Ross, & NORE-Arab Money Remix (I guess it's aite)
Uncle Murda-Brooklyn We Go Hard Freestyle (I like this dude a lot)
Freeway-Really Rough Out Here (Okay...I'm nodding my head to this)
Joell Ortiz-Brooklyn We Go Hard Freestyle (I think every BK rapper needs to get on this and make a megamix)
Jazmine Sullivan-Little Black Book (Okay boo...I see you switching it up)
Jazmine Sullivan-If This Is Love (Nice slow jam)
Freeway-Street Music (I love the trumpets)
4 Ize ft. Ludacris-Don't Run Up On Me (Remember 4Ize from that "Mouthing Up" joint on Luda's old album)
Red Cafe, Fabolous & Paul Cain-There He Go Now (These dudes are all from BK...so get on that Brooklyn we go hard track..thanks...Oh this song is hot)
Jamie Foxx ft. Rick Ross-Swag (Hmm...Gotta get used to it like the other Foxx songs)
Enjoy...
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I GOT CHOPPED AND SCREWED
So I wrote a short article about me getting rocked on AIM a few days ago...Click HERE for it...
So after reading that my homegirl JazzyBooBoo decided to make a song just for me...I gotta admit that it was very clever for her to do this...
Goodness...hahahaha...I see how it is...
So after reading that my homegirl JazzyBooBoo decided to make a song just for me...I gotta admit that it was very clever for her to do this...
Goodness...hahahaha...I see how it is...
Monday, December 15, 2008
OJ WAS SET UP!!
Okay I know last time I said that OJ deserved what he got because he just needed to sit his ass down...But I just saw this video that said that he was set up...I don't know how I feel about that...
DAMN! People weren't even trying to hear that noise...Damn..
DAMN! People weren't even trying to hear that noise...Damn..
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COLDEST WINTER (FAN VIDEO)
Hmmm...It seems like fans make the best videos out right now...Remember that Jockin Jay Z joint?! Well someone decided to take a stab at Kanye's "Coldest Winter."
This joint was sick!! Prolly better than the original video
This joint was sick!! Prolly better than the original video
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SOULJA BOY & 106TH AND DRIVE
It's a spoof...All in fun...It's hilarious...
HAHAHA...The impossible...That was too funny..
HAHAHA...The impossible...That was too funny..
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JAMIE FOXX IMPERSONATES TERRENCE HOWARD
No intro for this...radio show with Big Boi and it's hilarious!!!
Jamie if my favorite entertainer ever...Goodness..that was so funny...And I love how it's all in fun...Best comedian ever...Yup I said it...If you haven't listen to the Foxxhole radio show then don't say shit...Make sure to buy the album...
Jamie if my favorite entertainer ever...Goodness..that was so funny...And I love how it's all in fun...Best comedian ever...Yup I said it...If you haven't listen to the Foxxhole radio show then don't say shit...Make sure to buy the album...
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PETER ROSENBERG & DIPSET SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER
Always give back to the community...
Harlem loves these kids...Freekey is too funny for me...haha
Harlem loves these kids...Freekey is too funny for me...haha
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yzr
SOULJA BOY-KISS ME THRU THE PHONE (VIDEO)
This is how to make a fucking hit...Take something that most likely everyone has done and turn it into a song...Goodness...Everyone can relate to this song because I know damn well I used to do it back when I had a wifey...Here is the video:
Exactly...you already know that this joint is hot...DID YOU SEE SAMMIE?!! Wow...
Exactly...you already know that this joint is hot...DID YOU SEE SAMMIE?!! Wow...
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ITS THE REAL:MY DOG EARL
Why are these two white dudes so fucking funny?!!
Those pictures just had me cracking up...hahahaa
Those pictures just had me cracking up...hahahaa
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JOE BUDDEN TV: JOE BUDDEN VS RANSOM VS PAPOOSE
Budden is back again with some funny shit...
When he was telling the story that was hilarious!! Nobody laughed in the room!! HAHAHA...This is great...Joe's girl was hating on Papoose...Oh boy!!
When he was telling the story that was hilarious!! Nobody laughed in the room!! HAHAHA...This is great...Joe's girl was hating on Papoose...Oh boy!!
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MAFIA 2 TRAILER
I'm not really into video games but I'm into the Mafia series...It was the first real PC game that I played and I was hooked along with my roommate in high school...So here is the trailer...
Hopefully it's on PC because I need it in my life...Goodness...
Update: I just looked online for the release date and it's Fall 2009...WHAT?!! I'm so pissed...
Hopefully it's on PC because I need it in my life...Goodness...
Update: I just looked online for the release date and it's Fall 2009...WHAT?!! I'm so pissed...
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SHUFFLE JOINT 12/14
On some real stuff..I just finished watching the video that I'm about to put and I almost teared up...I'm in here with soggy eyes trying to pretend that I didn't just almost cry...goodness...I love it when artists really perform their asses off...Today's joint is Jamie Foxx's "I Wish You Were Here"
Damn...No words from me...
Damn...No words from me...
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NEW MUSIC 12/14
Another day, another dollar...yzr
Day 26-This Christmas (I thought they were going to remake the old classic joint but nope)
Mike Jones-Next To You (Girl I gotta be next to you...Nice joint for the ladies)
Papoose & Young Chris-Let's Get It (Two good rappers..we need albums)
The Game-Show Is Over (I wish this was longer)
J. Holiday ft. Rick Ross-Wrong Lover (J. Holiday has the potential to take over but doesn't)
Freeway-Straight Madness (Some nice Freeway for ya)
Currensy-Drink Til Ya Sick (I don't want to do that...but still it's aite)
R. Kelly ft. Shaggy-Flex (This joint is kind of smooth)
Charles Hamilton-Dummy (Part of that Soulja Boy beef stuff)
R. Kelly-Club To A Bedroom (Love songs only Kels...bring it back to us...stop trying to give us club bangers)
Enjoy...
Day 26-This Christmas (I thought they were going to remake the old classic joint but nope)
Mike Jones-Next To You (Girl I gotta be next to you...Nice joint for the ladies)
Papoose & Young Chris-Let's Get It (Two good rappers..we need albums)
The Game-Show Is Over (I wish this was longer)
J. Holiday ft. Rick Ross-Wrong Lover (J. Holiday has the potential to take over but doesn't)
Freeway-Straight Madness (Some nice Freeway for ya)
Currensy-Drink Til Ya Sick (I don't want to do that...but still it's aite)
R. Kelly ft. Shaggy-Flex (This joint is kind of smooth)
Charles Hamilton-Dummy (Part of that Soulja Boy beef stuff)
R. Kelly-Club To A Bedroom (Love songs only Kels...bring it back to us...stop trying to give us club bangers)
Enjoy...
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50 CENT PERFORMANCE @ VGA AWARDS
50 Cent and company perform the single "Get Up" to a half awaken crowd...goodness...
I like the song so it's all good with me..
I like the song so it's all good with me..
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Sunday, December 14, 2008
LIL FLIP FREESTYLE FOR 8 MINUTES
Yo I didn't think I would watch this whole thing but it's Lil Flip...The man is a legend in my eyes...I don't care what yall think...Best freestyler ever...
That beat was fire...Just kept going and going...simple...
That beat was fire...Just kept going and going...simple...
WAX-FIVE DAYS
This is a live version of Wax performing one of his songs from his CD entitled "Liquid Courage" that is available for purchase by clicking HERE...Here is the video...
Five Days
Greatness...and here is the official Liquid Courage promotional video from Wax....
I just bought the CD and I'm sure it's going to be hot so check it out...Peace..
Five Days
Greatness...and here is the official Liquid Courage promotional video from Wax....
I just bought the CD and I'm sure it's going to be hot so check it out...Peace..
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IRAQI THROWS SHOES AT BUSH
WOW...I saw this on my homepage and I had to share it with yall...Bush was holding a farewell conference and some reporter decided to throw some shoes at Bush...In their culture that's the biggest insult to a person so let that be known...Check out the footage...
WOW...I'm not gonna lie...Bush is at level 10 with agility while his Goons are at level -100...Goodness..I would want Bush on my dodgeball team...
WOW...I'm not gonna lie...Bush is at level 10 with agility while his Goons are at level -100...Goodness..I would want Bush on my dodgeball team...
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TEEN DRUNK TEXTS HER DAD
I know that when I'm under the influence I might send two or three texts but that's during crunch time when you need to make a move or something...But I know damn well that I'm not texting any parents or uncles...Check what this girl wrote to her dad:

HAHAHAHA...She got rocked...Goodness...Props to Jonathan because I just stole this from him...

HAHAHAHA...She got rocked...Goodness...Props to Jonathan because I just stole this from him...
KANY WEST PERFORMANCES ON SNL
I think Kanye did alright with these performances...
Love Lockdown
I'm glad that he made someone else sing those parts live because he sure can't....goodness
Heartless
That's the first time I've actually listened to Pinocchio story...Pretty good...
Love Lockdown
I'm glad that he made someone else sing those parts live because he sure can't....goodness
Heartless
That's the first time I've actually listened to Pinocchio story...Pretty good...
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SHUFFLE JOINT 12/13
This is the type of stuff that yall think the iGoon doesn't listen to but he actually does because my favorite type of jams are slow jams...Trust me...If you're not into slow jams then you're fucked...FUCKED!! No kidding...
Donell Jones-Think About It
Damn...what a freaking jam!! I will share one my joint with yall from Donell...Trust me
Where I Wanna Be
Oh how I feel so sad...Goodness...Donell!! Come back to the game and make a classic...We need these old R&B joints back in the music game...
Donell Jones-Think About It
Damn...what a freaking jam!! I will share one my joint with yall from Donell...Trust me
Where I Wanna Be
Oh how I feel so sad...Goodness...Donell!! Come back to the game and make a classic...We need these old R&B joints back in the music game...
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NEW MUSIC 12/13
I'm like semi tipsy doing this so yall already know that I'm doing well...
Murphy Lee & Trazz-Represent The Team (I love Murphy Lee...Only one that could rap out of the Lunatics)
Swizz Beatz ft. Lil Wayne-Up In This Club (This is kind of smooth)
P. Casso-Thinking A Lot (Some real hip hop right here...real talk)
Currensy-Look Up To The Jets (Hot spitta...is back...yzr)
Kia Shine ft. Young Dro & Maino-Check My Fresh (I wanted to support Kia Shine)
Keyshia Cole ft. Nas-Oh Oh Yea Yea (This song is kind of aite..)
Kid Cudi ft. Collie Buddz-Day N Nite Remix (Collie Buddz did aite on this)
Freeway-Tell You Something (Month of Madness hits)
Freeway-Movin Out (Also part of the Month of Madness)
Mims-Move If You Wanna (I thought this shit was going to be wack but it turned out to be hot)
Junior Reid ft. Lil Wayne-Ghetto Youths Rock (Good song)
Murphy Lee & Trazz-Represent The Team (I love Murphy Lee...Only one that could rap out of the Lunatics)
Swizz Beatz ft. Lil Wayne-Up In This Club (This is kind of smooth)
P. Casso-Thinking A Lot (Some real hip hop right here...real talk)
Currensy-Look Up To The Jets (Hot spitta...is back...yzr)
Kia Shine ft. Young Dro & Maino-Check My Fresh (I wanted to support Kia Shine)
Keyshia Cole ft. Nas-Oh Oh Yea Yea (This song is kind of aite..)
Kid Cudi ft. Collie Buddz-Day N Nite Remix (Collie Buddz did aite on this)
Freeway-Tell You Something (Month of Madness hits)
Freeway-Movin Out (Also part of the Month of Madness)
Mims-Move If You Wanna (I thought this shit was going to be wack but it turned out to be hot)
Junior Reid ft. Lil Wayne-Ghetto Youths Rock (Good song)
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