Saturday, August 23, 2008
I NEED A FAN LIKE THIS!! HAHAHAHA
His button game is serious!!! But when he said "I watch you all the time" that would've been enough for me...then the fist pump "YEAA" And then he tried to sneak back twice...hahahahaha...I'm dying over here guys...this shit is ridiculous...As long as someone doesn't say "iGoon is that you?!" then I'm set...haha
THE LIFE & TIMES OF TIM
HAHA..Gay Gary...Next one is great too:
Now Tim is put to the test with his boss:
HAHAHAHA....I'm loving it...One more:
Aite..sorry just one more...This is hilarious..plus they're all short anyways so don't complain..haha
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HAHAHAHA...I remember the first time my female doctor told me to drop my pants...I was scared...She told mamdukes to leave the room, asked me some questions, and then put a glove on...I was just chillin and shit...Then she said "Take off your pants and your underwear." WHAT?!!! I didn't buy it all...But she said it again..I looked for mamdukes but she was no where to be found...I had the worst underwear on too...Like the ones that just squish everything together...hahahahahaha...So it wasn't my best performance at all...She held one ball and told me to cough, did the same with the other one...I felt violated, cheated, shocked because no one fucking warned me...Next year I came prepared with boxers, my joint poking thru the penis hole...lets get it!!! HAHAHAHA
SHUFFLE JOINT 8/22
Pull My Hair
WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Yup...thats my shuffle joint...I'm standing by it...hahahaha... "I got a 10 foot pole that'll go in your hole, take your soul, make nut come out your nose, fall all on your clothes" Nuff said...it's nasty yes, but still funny...I don't care what you say..peace
T.I & USHER
My Life, Your Entertainment
Im just saying tho...Get like me
SWAGGER LIKE US (KANYE, JAY, WAYNE, T.I.)
WHO GOES THE HARDEST?!! Let me know immediately
Friday, August 22, 2008
NEW MUSIC 8/22
Young Jeezy-Don't You Know (Hmmm...does the beat make this track hot? Not really feeling it)
Joe-If I Was Your Man Pt. 2 (Hmmm...smooth...I like it)
Mario-Don't Do It (It's okay...)
US NEWS SCHOOL RANKINGS
National Universities Rankings
NUH LINGA (USAIN BOLT VERSION)
So...that's it...I don't know what Elephant is saying...can only get out a few words but I definitely need a translation out here...please give me one...thanks
BOW WOW RAPS AND DRIVES A.K.A YALL CANT SEE ME IN BALL!!
Nice right? And just on another note...he made Nelly fall in basketball...
I don't usually talk shit but Bow can't see me in ball...Too short, too skinny...I'm a skinny dude too but I have a whole array of shit to give to yall...I may even post some videos of me playing ball to let yall know how serious it is...Lock Down D, dangerous in the post, killer with the three ball...Yup I'm talking trash right now...TO EVERYONE!! HAHA...When I get back to BC I'm going to slaughter people left and right...I'm calling out people too...Modi can't see me, Marcel can't see me, Ben can't see me, Trey can't see me, Karlon can't see me, Chris can't see me, Football squad can't see me!! LETS GET IT!!! (WHY NOT Talk TRASH!!) Oh yea Vanessa you can't see me either...I might have to down south just to whup your ass (Happy Birthday by the way) Emeka is scared to play me, no one is Prep 9 can see me, no youngns can see me...LETS GO!!!
JAMAICANS WOW
IT WASNT EVEN CLOSE!! And I feel that Usain could've beaten the other dudes running that last leg...haha...But I think now whenever I do something nice I'm doing that Bolt signature...I'm not Jamaican but I don't care...YZR!!
I'M READY TO GO RIGHT NOOOOWWWWWW
Boom...this time I just gave it you right off...this video is nice, song is serious...John Legend went to a different beat but still kept his style of being smooth (Take notes Musiq) The best thing about R&B is that they can say whatever they like and have it sound sexy and smooth...I LOVE R&B!!
"One thing you ain't considered
I heard you when you told your girl "ooo he can get it"
Admit it
You did it
Let's hop a cab and split it"
Andre speaks the truth...
Thursday, August 21, 2008
SHUFFLE JOINTS
YEAAA!!! I see yall bopping your heads to that right now..Cause I know I'm doing it right now...wow let's get to the next one...Celia Cruz...WOW!! She's amazing...RIP of course...but that woman could sing her ass off...here is one with Willy Chirino:
CUBA/Que Lindo Son Tus Paisajes
YZR!! You can see how easily it is to get hyped right now...And yes I can dance to this stuff easy...I even did a performance in high school under Nathalie Gonzalez and my dance partner was my ex (yea we did extracurricular activities together) I know someone has the tape some where so I'll wait for that joint to appear...Next we got some Oscar De Leon...Some classic shit right here:
Wait...at this point I need someone to find me a place where I can dance with ladies all night long to this music...I don't care if they're young, old, just born...I just want to dance...Hmmm...Maybe I should contact Bryan Leva (He's on Fuego, dance group at BC, and the man can move his hips like none other...all pause) Well let me leave you with one of my favorites ever:
Im done!!
TERRENCE HOWARD SINGS?
Sanctuary
Ummm...I can definitely jam this...I respect it a lot..I don't know what genre this is but whatever it is can flux with it...But if he can sing a song that means I could sing a song...I'm serious about that too...give me a mic, guitar, and it's on...Well he definitely did a 180 turn on us:
Whoop That Trick
Yo that shit is tough...I don't care what anyone says...I have the mp3 for that joint too...damn
THERES SOMETHING ABOUT HER (MISS INDEPENDENT)
Wow...all those females in the beginning...Look for that appearance by Trey if you didn't see it...I seriously wish I could dance to my wifey in this song...better yet...just a sexy girl...Damn..If Neyo takes off that hat then the video sucks...hahaha
ADD 2-TALE OF TWO'S CITY
Okay...good work...Now yall are like "iGoon just give us the music already." Okay...let me warn you...if you're for that good hip hop then this is not for you at all...
Yea this is nice right!! I like music that makes me think...But don't think that's all...here is some more shit right here...crazy with the flow!
Okay...after that I'm sold (Homeboy Sandman and an Add 2 collaboration would be great by the way) Yall should be asking me where the mixtape at? (Yo iGOon, where's the mixtape?) Well here it is:

Hopefully yall enjoy it and let me know the deal with it...Thanks...
"Come back to hit your ass, like water when the shit hit it"
R.I.P JULIUS CARRY
AM I THE MEANEST? I GOON
AM I THE PRETTIEST? IGOON
AM I THE BADDEST MOFO, LOW DOWN, AROUND THIS TOWN? IGOON
Never will forget that...And I will never forget that classic fight scene at the end...
WOW! I have this movie some where in the crib...Condolences to the Carry family
NEW MUSIC 8/21
Q-Tip-Getting Up (Beat makes me feel good...Tip is great)
SOULJA BOY & THE HOMELESS
But coming from NY, there are homeless people everywhere...and the best thing to do is NOT to give them money...Yes I said it...Because if you give them money they usually spend it on drugs, which Soulja Boy mentioned at the end...You should give them food, accessories, clothes, and other necessities in life...I know shit is rough and I know he's trying to help out but make sure the homeless and the poor do the right thing...yzr
CYPHR (WALE & STATE PROPERTY)
Chris goes the hardest...then Philly Freezer, then Wale, and then the Broad Street Bully...goodness
FOR DCTOBC.COM (BLACK WEBLOG AWARDS, GO VOTE)
had to throw this joint up, because the reason DC to BC got two nominations is because of you guys. we’re officially on the finalists ballot for “best new blog” and “blog to watch,” two huge categories.
the black weblog competition runs until august 31. if you support us, definitely take a minute and click one of those pictures to hold us down with a FINALIST vote. i know, i know. this is the second time we’re making you hit the voting scene. but we promise, we won’t let you down at all in the next coming academic year. big things are planned, and we hope you guys will be there to see it all happen. thanks again.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
UNEMPLOYMENT (DEAR SUMMER) (ARTICLE)

“Yo Rick where did you do work this summer”
“Umm…I didn’t have a job. I stayed at home, chilled when I had to. Made moves when I had to, started a blog.”
That is my answer to all my friends who ask me that question…No games being played here...shit was rough…But let me explain my unemployed life…
For the last 4 summers I worked as an advisor for an educational program that I did called Prep 9 (got love for Prep for Prep too) I became a head advisor for the last two summers…It was most likely the best job that I will ever have in my life…I was working with smart people, smart kids, smart bosses, just smart everything…It was hard leaving those kids but I had to move on…
So I was new to this “looking for a job” thing. And to be honest I was very cocky with it. I thought I would have a job waiting for me by the beginning of the summer because of my connections through Prep, BC, and other people. Looked for a few internships here and there, applied for some programs through Prep (didn’t make it though) That was when I was scared…I just put in 4 years with Prep and they played me…Trust me, my bosses were upset, didn’t quite understand why I had no job but I told them I was cool with it…and that I would find something…I had internship applications that I sent to ESPN, TimeWarner, NBA, NBC, and I think one more but I forget…I checked on ESPN almost everyday, had a connect in there…but they didn’t connect…and somehow the lady thought I was going to be a junior next year so she said “Yea try again for the internship next year.” I was so upset…I definitely sent an email saying I was a rising senior and that I’m looking for a job out here…goodness…but I kept it moving…I never heard back from Time Warner, but I’m trying with them again this year...NBC accepted (here is where I fucked up) but they didn’t pay so I kept it moving…I know people, I should have just accepted it, but I couldn’t imagine living through the summer, wasting money on metrocards, and food without any income…Just had to keep it real…But I’m trying again…
So now I’m assed out…No job…I see people starting their jobs, facebook statuses that said “First day of work was great.” Damn…I had to look for something real quick…So then I hit up my cousin, Old Navy, see what she could pull out for me…But I think I acted too late with that because no moves were made…But she did look out for me by sending me some $$$...Then I fucked up because S-Caliber was saying that he had a job set…mom had connections…He told me this in May…I wasn’t having it…Wasn’t trying to work with kids again either…But I went back to him, too late though…(But I definitely won’t be waiting that long next year…yzr!!) HAH…now I remember the other job…it was with kids…camp…went in and met some people…My connect was great (I don’t think she likes me now though) but at the end of the day I had to say no…I love kids…But the only kids I would work with were Prep kids…
SOOO…now I’m on Craig’s List e-mailing people left and right…trying to get jobs here out here…shit is not looking good…no one is replying…I’m getting sad, mad, upset…My mom is wondering when the fuck I’m going to get a job out here, I tell her that it’s hard out here mayne!! Nonetheless, there came a time when I just stopped trying…I gave up…UNEMPLOYMENT BEAT THE GOON…It was pretty rough…
In the midst of all that, I started a blog (http://internetgoon.blospot.com) haha…Someone is going to click on that link…hahaha…and without the support of the closest people in my life I would have never started it…Life would have been tough as it is…
BUT DON’T THINK THAT I DIDN’T HAVE FUN!! OH BOY…even though I had no job, I was out every freaking weekend…clubs, bars, random parties, get togethers, taking girls out, movies, dinners…all that stuff…And people would always ask me where I got the money from…and now I will answer that…Mom, Daddy, Sister…They know the type of person I am, they know I make moves, they know I plan mad shit, they know the deal…No I’m not spoiled but I got people that care for my well being…and my Mom didn’t want to see my ass in the house all the time…My dad and sister were the whip providers…I whipped it to a lot of places (oh yea S-Caliber’s mom too) People saw me in different whips…I had to make moves and look good while doing it…haha…But most likely if you invited me some place I was there, if you contacted me I would try to help…There was no reason for me to be unemployed and sad…I was the happiest person alive, living it up with my friends, and meeting new people…
Trust me, this is a summer I will never forget (got one more event coming this Saturday to just shut the shit down…JONES BEACH BAYBEH!!) I will never be unemployed ever again though…I could have done so much more…So if you learn anything from reading this, just be on your work grind at all times…don’t take shit for granted…Always have a back up for the back up and the other back up…Have like a million connects, take advantage of that card that someone gives you, that e-mail that the employer gives you, or that phone number your friend gives you…
As for me…I will be employed when I get to school…maybe two jobs…I’m back on my grind…The blog will be running kind of slow but I’m sure yall will understand…Shout outs to everyone that was part of my summer…young heads, old heads, future wifeys(wink) hatas, bloggers, BC heads, St. Andrew's heads(even thought I ain't seen a lot of yall) Prep heads, Middle school heads, elementary heads, facebook friends (I know yall are tired of my status updates and event planning) and just everyone out there…yzr!! I think I officially went in…damn!
(THIS IS NOT MY LAST POST!!!! JUST REFLECTING PEOPLE!!!) HAHAHA...INTERNET GOON LIVES!!!
KARDI'S BACK
NICE!! That was a great Jada impersonation by the way...and yes people, that's Menelik on the stair case...I haven't seen dude in a long time...Got rid of the braids and shit...And I know yall thinking "Yo why are these dudes in a staircase rapping...they should do something with their lives." Oh you mean like attend one of the top high schools in the nation? Oh okay...PREP 9 BITCH!! (HAHAHAHA)
THIS IS SCARY...WTF
WOW...I don't even know what to say...It would be fine if the conversation was civil, respectful, and opinions were shared back and forth, but these dudes just take it to another level...they don't let other people speak, they make extreme statements, and act violent (Told the white dude to leave because he was about to get fucked up) They spit on the white women, have no respect for women in general...I'm just saying that if you ever see these guys then to just keep it moving...Don't bother trying to argue with them because I don't want none of yall to get hurt or put your life in danger...Seriously...Whenever I see them I just keep it moving...No reason for me to chat it up with them at all...Sorry that I even had to put this clip on here but I just had to...peace
JAMAICANS STAND UP
Looks like ease to me...But what about that relay...is he in that too?!
NEW MUSIC 8/20
Wale ft. Beanie Sigel, Freeway, & Young Chris-Cyphr (Wale is inches closer to getting that hit with Jay Z...Philly boys went in though)
Ransom ft. Nicki Minaj-Big Bidness (This is for Ms. Owens)
JAMIE FOXX DESTORYS COMIC (ANIMATED VERSION)
Doug Williams is a comic, so he should have came back with heat...damn...But it is Jamie Foxx... "I just did another joke that didn't go over...I'm your conscious." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MURDA MOOK V SERIUS JONES (ANIMATED VERSION)
Oh yea...Serius won that battle...I don't care what anyone says...lets get it...
DON'T PRANK THIS MAN!
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He was throwing him around like it was nothing...I mean, is the dude famous?!! The crazy part is that when he shows him the hidden camera like "Dude this is a joke, you're on tv," He gives him another punch...Damn...definitely was having a bad day at the office...
CLASSIC PRANK
HAHAHA...goodness...I would shit in my pants if anyone ever did that to me...goodness
WINDOWS MEDIA SLAYER (TURBO)
Damn...he did kill the beat...But here is Charles' original version:
"I shut the game down, again" Damn...both of these artists are great...no beef either...I'm loving it...
Props to Modi
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
MARKYALAGO
Wow...that girl is pretty nice...And I even present yall with a joint from the album called "Moping Around." The joint is pretty serious, pretty smooth, and I like it a lot...
MOPING AROUND
Also if you forgot how that Sheila sounds then take a listen again...
SHUFFLE JOINT
Lil Mo' ft Fabolous-4Ever
And yes I'm going to post this shit again because it's funny...the parody of this song by Willie Cager...lets get it...
HAHAHA...goodness..."Free switch it up..I can't rap any other way."
WWWWWWWTTTTTTTTFFFFFFF??!!!!
You got to be kidding me...Where do they learn this shit from? BET, parents, friends, school...it has to be someone out there letting them think that this behavior is okay...Please comment on this shit!!
OBAMA BUTTON
JUST DO IT!! It's pretty simple...just your address and that's it...no scam...Button takes 4-6 weeks to arrive...Just in time for the election frenzy...so lets get it people....here is the notice that I got:
Hey,
Want a free Obama button? MoveOn's giving them away totally free--no strings attached. I just got mine, and wanted to share the opportunity with you.
Click this link to get a free Obama button:
http://pol.moveon.org/obamabuttons/?id=-10084044-Gq6WUPx&rc=manual_forward
Thanks!
YZZZRR!!!!!!!!!!!!Monday, August 18, 2008
SHUFFLE JOINT (ZIN)
Please Baby
Se Pa Pou Dat (Mad smooth)
Had to put this on because this shit is fire...
Chokola
I LOVE HAITIAN MUSIC!!
NEW MUSIC 8/18
Chris Brown ft. Andre Merrit-Flying Solo (This song is nice...but who the hell is Andre Merrit...google time)
BARACKY I & II
Damn...they went at it...Clinton lied, Barack made a great speech...He wins that one...Now for the second part...
McCain is looking wack out there...he's finished...flip flopping every where...Barack has Clinton on his side, Americans on his side...knows how to handle himself in every situation...I'm Loving it...Even Bush wants to rock with Barack!!
SEXUAL HARRASMENT SKIT
Part 1
Part 2
Greatness...that's hilarious...
HE GETS MONEY, MONEY HE GETS
1. 50 Cent - $150 million
2. Jay-Z - $82 million
3. P Diddy - $35 million
4. Kanye West - $30 million
5. Timbaland - $22 million
6. Pharrell Williams - $20 million
7. Swizz Beatz - $17 million
8. Snoop Dogg - $16 million
9. Dr. Dre - $15 million
10. Ludacris - $14 million
11. T.I. - $13 million
12. Lil Wayne - $13 million
13. Eminem - $12 million
14. Common - $12 million
15. Akon - $12 million
16. Jermaine Dupri - $11 million
17. Lil Jon - $11 million
18. OutKast - $10 million
19. Chamillionaire - $10 million
20. The Game - $10 million
1,000,000. Internet Goon-$5. 35
THE HULK, SPIDERMAN, & IRON MAN
Spiderman is weak with it...I never saw Ironman the movie but now he makes me want to see it...never messed with the Hulk either...I need to step it up...
IT'S THE REAL
The Real Recognize Real from jeff on Vimeo.
THAT'S MY FRIEND..I still haven't got the word that's her but it damn sure looks like Natasha...please give me a cosignt out there...I'm loving it...
Sunday, August 17, 2008
LET HER DO HER (GOODNESS) (ARTICLE)
Okay people I’m going in…I was taking a look at the blog and realized that I was straying away from my lovely articles that people love to read (i.e keep that white girl, gay son, facebook madness) So now I must go in…I must write how I feel…I must cause some discussion…LETS GET IT!!
I am 21 years old but I feel like I have been through so much with girls/women (not that way you freaking freaks!!) Actually it is in that way…haha…oh well yall, are right…But back to the matter at hand...Here is the situation:
A guy smashes, dates, or hooks up with a lot of girls and it’s not looked down upon at all…He’s considered a pimp, playa, or man whore. But a man whore does not seem to bother the men at all..I think now it’s even considered a compliment when a guy is described as a man whore…Girls don’t seem to mind. They want a guy with experience, who has been there before, who has walked that mile before and back…
BUT….WHY IS THERE A DOUBLE STANDARD?!!! Look people we’ve all had this conversation but really I want to know why…A girl is not considered a hoe, slut, or whatever name is out there just because of a number (number of dudes she has been with) And most likely if you ask this question, you are not going to get a truthful reply…A woman never wants to tell you the right number of men she has been with…I don’t even care for the number…Okay, let me not say that…I do care about the number, I do care about who she has been with, but not to the point where I can pass an ultimate judgment on her…I wouldn’t want a girl passing judgment on me just because I hooked up with this girl or that girl or slept with 20 girls or 2 girls…And if I like a girl and want to pursue some kind of relation (not a relationship) then I usually don’t care…What I am more worried about is the fact that a girl may have hooked up with one of my friends just because it may cause some tension or awkwardness in a room…
Another situation that I must let people know about is that if you’re hooking up with a girl then leave it at that…Don’t pretend that she’s you’re wifey and ask for her whereabouts, don’t try to get all mad when she doesn’t want to chill with you that certain night, and don’t get all mushy…IT’S NOT YOUR GIRL!! Yes there is a relationship, but not that kind…If you’re a dude then just call up another girl to chill with, don’t catch feelings…MAN UP!! Look, people a girl can do the same things that a guy does, and they definitely do it better too…They dress sexier, they’re cuter, they know how to cheat better, and know how to have more than one guy fulfilling their desires (real talk people)
I think if you’re in the hooking up game then this applies to you…don’t catch feelings…otherwise, if you’re looking for a wifey (which sometimes I am looking for, and have the girl in mind, but she shows me NO LOVE!!) then you may want to know more about you’re future girl but even that doesn’t happen until its official and even then you still won’t get the honest answer…hahaha…I tell the truth all the time, no reason for me to lie about any situation that I’m in…Some say I’m too blunt, or keep it too real but I might as well do that rather than hurt feelings down the road or get my feelings hurt…
So remember to keep it real, let the girl do her…you do you…and always keep it 100.
COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU AGREE OR NOT.
SHUFFLE JOINT OF THE DAY
Yea..I know I'm surprising a lot of people...I thank boarding school for putting me on to this song...I could mess with this track any day of the week...let's get it...
NEW MUSIC 8/17
Lupe Fiasco-Birds & The Bees (This was produced by Mr. West...this is an unreleased track so enjoy it...classic Lupe right here)
Chris Brown-Perfection (Mixed feelings about this song but I need to listen to it a few more times..)
ARIES IS NICE
HAHAHA...Pop the top!! His impressions are too good...Hov's response was something that he would do...it's like a revolving door...hahahaha...Oh you thought X would be pissed about that..nah
Exactly...I just saw this one...Not on my Mad Tv grind anymore..is that show even on anymore?!!
CLARENCE-WONDER SHOWZEN
Patience
3,2,1...............GO! hahahaha...Anf if you wonder how people get got it's supposed to be a program for "kids" and of course you cannot say no to kids...goodness...He owned those Asian dudes though...haha...wow
What Gets You Mad, Harlem?
Talk it real...say something real...hahah...the dude at the end was hilarious "Fu*k the kids!!" All this goes on in New York City...
Private Space
I'm going public with my privates!! The next one is one of my favorites because of the banana dude...
HAHA..CAN I HAVE A FREE NANA?!! They did not show him any love in China Town...goodness...but still funny...and now the last one:
The dude at the end was such a di*k..."Scrammy Voue!!" WHAT?!! Ripped his eyes out and thought he was a G...remember that it's a puppet people! haha...
JAMAICAN TOUR GUIDE (CAPTAIN CRAZY)
THE BEST LAUGH IN THE WORLD!! Like Shaggy would say, It wasn't me...hahaha...And there's more...the next one he goes off with the jokes...
"We don't drink and drive, we get high and fly." HAHAHAHA...

