Friday, July 25, 2008
HAHAHA...The shower scene was incredible...wife beaters amazing...And I don't ever want to see Elmo jerking off again...Here are the real GETO BOYS doing their thing in this classic video...Peep the resemblance....
Damn...I was expecting so much more from the Hot Spitta...Someone needs to sign him asap thought because he is a talented dude...I know some times he's thinking "Damn. I wish I never left Weezy."
He's dropping a new mixtape every month (or rather that's the rate he was going at) So support him...FS JETS...Where haven't we been yet?!!
"That guy" WOW..didn't even mention his name...and when he did he said it with a twist...But then he said his album was a bomb, a catastrophe...and didn't sell as much units as the last one...I won't comment anymore because then people will start thinking that I'm for Bill..Nah son...I'm with Nasir on this...
GO BUY THAT ALBUM!!
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The first ring she had her own little song and trot on her way over to the phone...haha...And dad kept on saying "cerca." Wild guess in saying that means to close...But at 41 seconds she went back so hard that she slipped...goodness...This is straight comedy...When I have my kid I'm doing all sorts of shit to them...Her reaction time is on point though...I think on that second to last one, she might have cursed in their language like "FUUUCCCCKKKKK!!" Good one here...enjoy
The Game is a scary dude...remember when he got Punk'd and he was throwing a fit everywhere...
Damn I miss this show a lot...But I feel it's going to start coming back because people haven't heard from Ashton in a long time...we'll see if he gets back...But on the real I thought Game was going to kill him..hahaha...Can someone explain the fascination with Dre though? I don't really understand what's going on...Oh well...
Don't think I forgot about how nasty Travis was on the drums...Gotta show him some extra love too..
WOW...so much passion and so much energy...he's a good dude.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Aite...IM GOIN IN for HOMEBOY SANDMAN. So let me tell my story while I bump his album in the crib...So last year my man Erick Espin, who was one of my bosses when I had a job, came to all of us (Us=advisers for the summer program, Prep for Prep 9) and began to pitch Sandman to us...(Homeboy Sandman is part of Prep 9 too...we fucking run New York) Anways, Erick knew that we always listened to new shit in the adviser room because I was always dropping classics and new stuff (I introduced them to Soulja Boy Superman, Lloyd ft Wayne, and other classic shit) So Erick came with a compact disc and told me to take my ipod off and drop that CD in there and take a listen...He put on "Everyday Love" and while we were all in awe we didn't really understand was going...He broke it down for us, paused the track, hyped him up and we were like "Ohhhhh, thats what it means." But I wasn't sold, so I was ready to keep it moving but Erick wasn't stopping at that...So he put on "Nuts" in which Sandman raps over Justin Timberlake's "My Love" with "My Nuts" and it was funny as hell...A lot of wordplay and I was impressed but really I was trying to listen to some other shit...no time for Sandman...Erick left the CD and told us to take a listen to it...That CD stayed on the desk and did not get air time from us at all...haha...It's not that he wasn't nice but I guess we weren't ready for it...BUT THEN ONE DAY I took the CD home and I was like "Yo let me listen to this shit real quick for my man Erick." And I'm glad that I did...He starts out the album with "Vitamins," with some ridiculous word play and lyrics that would keep us from getting malnourished with that hip hop bull shit that's out there now (Album is called Nourishment) But then I listened to my favorite song "We Can Fly" with the nice Spanish beat in the back and that's when I decided that I was going to listen to the whole cd...And the album is hot...now on iTunes...But I even got my man Erick to send me a package in the mail of the CD with more songs, and writings all over it...(I was happy just to receive a package anyways) I tried to get him to perform at Boston College but I think I was messing up with connects and stuff but this year I'm going to try again...BUT most importantly, HOMEBOY SANDMAN IS GOING TO PERFORM JULY 25 AT THE KNITTING FACTORY FROM 10PM TO 3AM, NEW YORK
That's tomorrow if you're reading this today, and that's today if you reading this the day of...Don't want anyone to be confused out there...Oh but you haven't heard anything from him...OF COURSE I HAVE YOUTUBE CLIPS PEOPLE!!! Here are two clips of him performing with at EOW (END OF THE WEAK)
That "Verbal Soulclap" is fire...Goodness...listen again so that you don't miss anything....and that "extreme measures" is wild...aite so now that you have listened to it again check out another song from that same night:
Yup he performed "We Can Fly." My favorite joint out there...Radios need to get on it quick or he will have to perform extreme measures..haha..Oh his freestyle game is on point too...Here is a nice clip at J Records on the spot
WOW!! Nice...good work...I can only do stuff like that when I'm tipsy and words just come out my mouth...hahaha...Also when Sandman is not rapping and taking over the hip hop game, he's busy chasing monsters like "Candyman" out in the Bronx with Erick...keeping the Bronx safer one day a time...
FRESH CAT FOOD!!! hahahahahahaha....
Check out that bookbag though...I think Erick is one of the funniest people alive that I know...goodness...On the real though I'm getting a Dark Knight bookbag to rock at Boston College so don't hate...I don't carry that many books anyways...
So come and hit 'em up at the Knitting Factory and you will enjoy yourself...Great music from a great, smart lyricist...For the myspace users click HERE. (I Hate Myspace) For the regular internet users his website is www.homboysandman.com Peep the pic because he's not paying that $2 for the train...goodness
GO OUT AND SUPPORT...YOU CAN ASLO BUY THE ALBUM ON THAT MYSPACE LINK AND THE SITE...YZR!!!!
The Game ft. Lil' Wayne-My Life (I'm just excited for The Game's album, but do people just put Wayne in the song and think he's going to make it hot...guess again people)
Pussy Cat Dolls ft. Lil' Wayne, Diddy, & Fatman Sccop-When I Grow Up Remix (I don't listen to the Pussy girls but this sounds catchy, guest artists did okay)
Marques Houston ft. Rick Rick-Girl Like Her (I'm feeling it, but who the hell is Rick Rick?!)
Freeway-The Flow Monster (Freeway has been dropping exclusive joints all day, I don't blame him at all..good work Freeway)
Uncle Murda-My Way (EAST NEW YORK!!! I laugh every time he says it...I think this is one of the first songs from Uncle that I like...maybe I need to listen to more stuff)
Glasses Malone ft. Lil Wayne & Cam'ron-Where It At? (Yea Cam makes an appearance...so I'm happy about that...Wayne is still going hard so I can't knock his hustle at all)
And the Goon pick of the day is Ludacris' "Put On" freestyle...I'm loving it and I cannot wait for him to drop that mixtape with DJ Drama...listen and enjoy it:
Freeway's beard is crazy...I need something like that in my life...Should I do it? Well anyways here is that 07 Wrap Up that he did, I think what he does is great:
And just so that you can be sold on the fact that it's a great song...Here's another clip of a kid joining Game on stage to sing Game's Pain...check it out...it will make your day...TRUST ME!!
Once he said "Turn the music on" I knew something special was about to happen...And that song came on and he started bopping immediately.."Put Your Hands Up." I wouldn't have been able to that at that age...too nervous...goodness...He even sang Ms. Cole's part...He stole that show...good work, his name is YES SIR!!!
WOW...Did you peep the way that Big Bird was talking to Mr. Snuffleupagus?! Bird runs that joint...Bert & Ernie's friendship over a wife...hahaha...They could've gave Oscar the Grouch some lines in there too...Goodness...Keep on pushing Oscar!!
Ongoing jokes...that was great to wake up to...Yup I said it...I just woke up here so don't hate...Got to buy a fan and then some slice bread so that I can cook it up in the kitchen (not cooking that raw, but breakfast) Hope you enjoy this.
WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you kidding me?!! Like the dude talking didn't even seem that hyped at all...like it was some shit they do everyday...I mean it is, but damn, if it was me I would've been like "Yall niggas see that shit! Updated stats from last night!! Not last month, but last night dude." Okay I'm going to watch it again just so that I can really talk about all the updates they have made...Okay, DNA, fresh, every single day...goodness...Go look at that Shaq post move...It was like I was watching it live...I mean, I played NBA 2K8 (I'm a beast, and so is Marcel) but I didn't know it could get any better...REAL HOT/COLD STREAKS!! NBA LIVE REWIND (Re-play a game that was played the night before) OMG!!! It's like I'm with my boys watching a game and the Lakers win by a last second shot and then he's like, "Nah, It shouldn't have happened like that at all. Pick up those sticks Rick....PICK UP THOSE STICKS!!!" Did you see Dirk's crossover?!! Finishing with the dunk...hahaha...WOW!!! And the Kobe three looks exactly like it...Damn this game is coming out in October...which means grades will suffer immediately..."Hey Goon, you still doing that blog?" "Nope. I'm playing Live 365. Fu*k the blog." I'm just kidding about that but if I'm on a hiatus around that time you know what it's for...haha...Comment and let me know about this crazy ass game...I'm hyped about it.
I think my hands can do everything that he has explained...this is why the ladies love Plies...When they announced backstage (yeah I was backstage) that Plies was going to be there, the dance group from Kentucky went wild...The Goon (Plies) is a ladies man...and the Internet Goon is a ladies man also...LETS GET IT!!! I'll talk about Jamie Foxx later because he definitely made the track 10x better....
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Someone needs to be educated quickly...No words for those two.
Exactly...there's sweat, headband, and game attire and she still looks sexy...goodness...but I'm intimidated by women that are taller than me...goodness...Well she was the first pick in the draft and did great with her Rookie Debut:
Then she became the second player to dunk in the WNBA ever!!
And to show that she's a straight G with it and not just a rookie punk, she gets busy with the hands in a fight:
I guess you can't mess with Candace like that...I want to meet her and let her know that I adore her...LETS GET IT CANDACE!!!!!!!
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
This video made me want to watch the show...nuff said...Ambulance, fights, black people, white people, and more...I'm all about it..so get down with the get down...Aug. 4th at 9 o'clock!!
So I was laughing throughout the whole thing...Akon does his thing because if it wasn't for him they would have to make T-Pain fill in...Look at the 19 second mark because I was laughing at it...goodness...Rick Ross under an umbrella? Plies was the best (From one Goon to another) And then Boosie just made himself look ridiculous with that scene...Look likes he's trying to jerk off something...that hand makes me nervous...Trick and Ross in the same video after all that beef...Must've popped off after the video...But check this video out in where Khaled shows the single to Kanye and hypes the shit out of it...Lil' Wayne wasn't in the video but I feel he wouldn't have added anything to it, PLEASE WATCH KHALED AND KANYE DURING THIS WHOLE VIDEO!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Kanye's head up doesn't change at all, Khaled is over dosing on something...Kanye was probably thinking "Yo, I will murder that track son." Goodness...
If he was a real man then he would've been there to apologize...But are they family or are they together?!! Come on now...I mean I'm going to be there tomorrow and like I always say "Turn your neck and your dame is missing." Goodness...thank you Mike Jones for inventing that line...
Okay...so Phaymus is a dance group from my school (Boston College) that is going to perform live on 106 & Park on Wednesday July 23...that's tomorrow for anyone reading today and today for people reading today...haha...But this group is hot...It was founded by my homeboys Kevin Owens and Jermaine Curtis in 2004. Their mainly a hip hop group but incorporate many other facets such as jazz, tap, and cultural dance...Personally I like them because they bring a lot of energy when they perform and I have friends on the squad...haha...But yea, the show starts at 6:00 PM and it's live so make sure you support and then vote for them at www.bet.com. It's part of the Wild Out Wednesday joint they got going on so be prepared...Will I be there?! Hell yeah...my homegirl Niya was able to help me out so look out for the Goon too...I don't dance like they do but I can be a great supporter and yell and do all that stuff (Plus I'm trying to meet my girl Rocsi and just slip her my number real quick) Here are some videos so that yall can see what they are working with:
That performance was at Blaze the Stage. I was there rooting for them but didn't see them after the show because I had to run errands...I thought they did great...And that Beyonce they had...goodness...I'm not even gonna say anything because I know who she is, and she knows me...hahaha
This was another performance they did at Boston College...Yea you thought it was going to be the same shit but it wasn't...Got em!! But yea they broke it down with that Usher and lap dance...I'm all for it but we need to get the girls giving a lap dance like Destiny's Child did...Just remember to pick me cause I'M READY BAYBEH!!! And not to be picky, but can I get one from Miss Beyonce...sheesh...I hope I'm not embarrassing myself...MAKE SURE TO TUNE IN ON JULY 23RD AT 6:00 PM ON BET!!!!
At the end of the day, I think Wendy wins because she kept her composure for as long as she could and then had to throw a few jabs as Omarosa got too chatty...Hmmm...maybe I need to start watching this show now...yzr
Nice...So I'm about to eat and run some errands and I will be back with more stuff...yzr...Check that white girl post too...haha...I'm loving it
And now here is one for the ladies because they deserve it...I mean...where would I be without them?!! Goodness...Oh well...When Avant first came out I didn't like him at all because I thought he was trying to be like Kels too much...but I took the time to listen to his music and it's great...so here is a new song called "Yes."
Let me know how yall feel about both of these tracks...thanks.
Monday, July 21, 2008
As of now you should be salivating because this woman is great...if you want more go check her out on myspace by clicking HERE. And here is another song that was even better than the first one...my own personal feeling...here it is...
I mean if she broke up with me like that I would be fine with it...Goodness...I'm going to contact her just so that I can at least say wzup and stuff...lets get it...
Umm...I don't really have anything to say about the video..real talk...just that it's there, and they need people to market it...so there we have it...Read that white girl post though that's right below...yzr
IT’S GOING IN SEASON!! Wow I was feeling a little empty because I didn’t go in for a long time…but as you see from the title I’m guessing yall are waiting for what I’m going to say so let me just start…
The relationship between the black man and the white girl is one of discussion…I’m talking about the getting in part…the hook up part, the freaky part…So the question remains as to why are white girls so in love with the black men.? I am asking this question because of experience and shit that I have seen…My first experience with a white girl proved to those white girl stereotypes…To keep the story short let’s just say that I had a birthday present…a good one at that…I didn’t really dwell into the type of power I had…I mean I was always wifed up during high school but I always think of what it would have been like if I wasn’t…I was a black teenager, majority was white people, and I had any pick…Am I being cocky? Yes…and the reason is because no one knows what would’ve happened so I’m just going to take the cocky route…I probably could’ve smashed so many white girls…but only God knows…
So now I’m at Boston College where the white girls are plenty and the black girls are plenty…And most of the white girl experiences I’ve seen always deal with hooking up and stuff like that (I’m not doing the hooking up, well maybe just a few) But once again I’m at a point where the white girl loves the black man…I think it has to deal with the swag, the stereotypes of the black man, and trying to snag one of these athletes out there…Yup we all know how easy it is for an athlete to pick up a girl, but the white girls just make it easier for them…It’s crazy how many times I’ve seen white girls flock to the athletes and all that…I’m not hating because I get flocked at too when I’m at parties but I think it’s because they think I’m an athlete (Goodness, and all this time I thought I had game) I’ve had some encounters here and there but not to the crazy extent that some of my friends may have had or certain other individuals…I know black dudes that only mess with white girls because it’s so easy, I know black dudes that prefer the white girl just because it’s in their blood…
Wow…I’m actually having a rough time talking about this because I guess I’m not a white girl…I can only make opinions about what I think the situation is like…so basically I need a white girl to comment on this please!! I mean you could comment anonymously and say “I just love that black di*k” or maybe “I’m a freak.” Let me know what’s going on…But to let you know the point of view of the masses, it's that we can have any white girl out there...White girls are easy, freaks, and just having a few down for the movement is great...If I ever really ever focused on getting a white girl then it would happen at all times whenever I went out to party with them...and that is how most of us black guys think. I don't want any black dude telling me otherwise...haha...But let me end with one more thing…
Black girls need to stop hating on the fact that black guys are hitting up these white girls left and right…Black girls have a disadvantage, real talk, with the hooking up game…I mean, I feel like they can have any man they want but it’s not seen a lot…Black women just don’t mess with the white man like that and vice versa…It’s probably because of stereotypes or other races feeling scared of the black women (I’m still scared too) But if that’s the case then these black girls need to stop complaining about the black brothers…If you’re trying to just smash, one night stand, then there are black guys for that, if you need a snuggle buddy, then there is one for that, a hubby, then I’m there for that (Wink Wink) Don’t let one bad experience mess up your future experiences with the black man..Yall may have already passed him and because yall were giving that attitude and all that other mess then you lost…You took a L…I love my black girls so if anything I could be that smashee, cuddle buddy, or hubby…and all the other black men are capable of being one of those three…DON’T GIVE UP ON US!!!
So I didn’t really talk about that white girl like Jeezy did but hey I tried…I guess I’m just a pawn in this game of chess…or I’m playing checkers and everyone else is playing chess…Goodness my comparisons suck…Comment and let me know what yall think…Also I need that token white girl to talk for her peoples…yzr…I didn’t really go in or lock in but still good enough, right?
Young Jeezy-White Girl (I know what they're talking about but I mind as well post this anyways)
Ja Rule ft. Robin Thicke-Pushin' It (I like this song a lot because of Robin, but I wonder if 50 Cent is going to start popping shit about Mr. Thicke because he worked with Ja...Oh well)
Lil' Wayne ft. Mike Tyson-American Dream (Mike is not rapping, just clips from him...Not a song I would bump at all though...Just saying tho')
R. Kelly-Heaven Chose You (I think Kels heard me when I said that other track, "Skin" was weak. Now he has this nice joint in which I can slowly dance with my wifey/girl/chick on the side. Goodness I have no wifey ladies so it's all good)
Ice Cube ft. WC & The Game-Get Used To It (I'm loving it...Ice Cube is a certified gangsta on this song...goodness..everyone else came hard too...pause)
Gorilla Zoe ft. Lil Wayne-Lost (Hmmm...I don't know why I like this song but Wayne is a funny dude "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I'ma keep that styrofoam with me." haha)
And the Goon Pick of the day is music from Pleasure P...Yea, that's the singer that used to be with Pretty Ricky but now he's doing his solo thing and I love it...I'm not kidding at all either...he does great work...here are some goodies...
Did You Wrong (The song is old but I'm sure that you haven't heard it...it's my favorite song from him)
Rock Bottom ft. Lil' Wayne (And I like this song too...its a great one with that man Weezy)
Okay people..I know people are struggling to watch these videos that I post on this wonderful blog...For those that have Mozilla and it's working perfectly fine then keep doing what you're doing...For those who have Mozilla and then only 3 seconds of the video plays then you might have a problem...It could be because you're computer is Windows '87 (step that shit up) but to fix this there are two solutions...Either double click on the youtube video to open it on another tab/window and let it load...OR...Use Internet Explorer...I don't even know who uses that anymore but if you use that browser then you will be fine...So that solves everything and then you can all watch and laugh and comment...Thanks people...
This made my day...well it made my afternoon so far...that kid is learning quick...all smiles for checking out Rosario Dawson's body...I'm not mad at him...I had to swagger jack this from allhiphop.com. Thanks Illseed
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Mario-Stuttering (On some Ne-yoish type stuff...it sounds alright)
Ciara ft. Ludacris-High Price (I can't mess with the beat, the singing is not for her...I just don't like the song)
Usher-One Hand (Bring some fu*king heat Mr. Raymond...this song sucks...and it sucks because we expect more from you...make us dance again like you did with "Yeah" or make us emotional with "Confessions." goodness)
Ne-yo-Breaking Up (For some reason everything this man touches is good...I'm looking forward for the CD coming out on August 5th...good job big head)
Akon-Right now (I like Akon a lot...not when he's throwing people off stages or humping on ladies but he's a good artist..good work)
Mario-I Choose You (Great jam)
And now since Akon is great I prove it to with this song he made for some kids movie...I jam this all the time in the crib...It's catchy and proves that Akon is the man...lyrics too so sing along:
And what did Troy...uhh I mean Earl, have to say about it? "Harassment." With a smirk on his face...although I liked his shirt (Popeye) he needs to take care of himself...if you know Mr. Simmons then give his some words of encouragement and tell him to stop this shit right now...thanks