MUSIC 7/19

Here is some new music that you can jam over the weekend...Just trying to make everyone happy

Chris Brown-Electric Guitar (Come on Chris this shit is wack)


Lil' Kim-Looking Boy Freestyle (I love these freestyles because they're all funny, but hers was too short, I'm sure Kimberly could've went in further)


Swizz Beatz-That Oprah (Hmmm...I'm trying to get that Oprah...I like the idea behind the song...gotta listen to it a couple more times so it could become catchy)


Freeway-Freedom of Speech (Just that Philadelphia Freeway sh*t)


Ne-yo-Miss Independent (Big head came through with this, the beginning sounded like some flashing lights sound...I can appreciate this song though)


Lloyd ft. Plies-Year of The Love (RMX) (I love this song and Plies just adds his own flavor to it...a flavor that I like...Plies always goes in for the ladies...yzr)


Of course I have to play a favorite of mines or a favorite of anybody's...Too Short's Blow the Whistle...I don't know exactly what gets me with this song but I love it...I wish I knew how to get hyphy:

DARK KNIGHT (OMG)

So I just saw the movie last night with my boys S-Caliber and Figgy...and I must say that this is the best thing that I've experience my whole summer so far...Like, I'm talking about your mouth will be open throughout the whole thing...pause...but really I was on the edge of my seat throughout the whole film...the trailer that I put up before is the first scene of the movie so after that scene was over the movie officially began for me...And now I would like to say that I finally respect Batman's gangsta....like...the man is amazing...glides through the air, kicks ass, he's cool, he's wearing black, comes and goes when he pleases and just a certified bad ass...I really think that if you haven't seen it then go do it...and do it now so you could joint the different commentaries on the movie...like when so and so part happened and everyone in the theater was like "oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh." So enjoy the movie because it's Goon Approved and let me know what yall think...AND YES THE JOKER DID HIS THING...MY GOODNESS...BEST JOKER EVER!!!!!!!!!!! RIP HEATH

MAN BOOTY

Well...ummm...I came across this video today and I realized that I don't ever want to go to jail after seeing this...I mean I didn't want to go to jail from the get, but now it's like...wow...just check out this video and comment...



I don't know if this is real or not...it seems real to me...but it's still funny because of the quotables in there. "Somebody's gonna have to give us some BOOTY!" "Booty was more important than food." Hmmm...I don't know about that Mr. Fleece... "I LIKE BOOTY." Did you hear his pick up line?!! "You come here...We can do this the easy way or the hardy way, your choice." This man is straight to the point and only cares about his booty...And thank god I don't sag my pants like that...I'm gonna have a post on that later on but wow...Mr Fleece goes in, LITERALLY!!

BODY ON ME

Nelly ft. Akon & Ashanti...



Ashanti is making me feel some type of way nowadays...goodness!!

SHE GOT THAT MAGIC THING

Robin Thicke Video...I'm on some MJ shit...check it out:

CHAM PUTS ON FOR CHAMILLI!

Mixtape Messiah Pt. 4...Definitely one of the most underrated rappers out there...Let's get it Cham...



Always raps like he's pissed out there...goodness...But anyways a great freestyle...but I only have one question for Chamillionaire...WHERE IS RASAQ?!!

J.D PLAYS TAG WITH A DRUMMER

I just tried to incorporate both videos into one title...haha...Jermaine Dupri (the black leprechaun) decided to team up with Tag (body spray for men) and now they have commercials, a record label, and more...I don't really like the commercial but J.D is getting money out there:



Next video I had to steal from my man Jonathan but I'm sure it's alright for the Boston native...it's a drummer that we've all see in NY somewhere around 34th, 42nd, or any other busy place...I just saw him last week...Do drummers get signed to a label?! Someone needs to take him off this spot and put him in a band...Go Go band, orchestra, or whatever...



And before I mentioned that Jermaine Dupri was the black leprechaun...but here in Mobile, Alabama they had their own to deal with...



HAHAHA...did you see the amateur sketch?!! But this is not real at all...well I hope it's not because that's a damn shame...hahahahaaha

MUSIC 7/17

Here are some singles that are floating around:

R. Kelly-Skin (First song from R. Kelly that I haven't liked in a while, come on Robert)


Rhymefest ft. Wale-Ain't Heard It From Me (I like it)


Pretty Ricky-Knocking Boots 08 (They ruined the song for me, H-Town must be going crazy)


Mistah FAB ft. Bun B, Chamillionaire, & Paul Wall-2MPH (I like it...Mr. Ghost Ride the whip has some all stars featured on the track...good to see Paul and Cham on the same track..)


Wale ft. Young Chris-Whole Time (Nice track here...Young Chris should change his name to Young Hov...that's just how I feel)


And because Pretty Ricky ruined that damn song I have to leave yall with the originators of the damn song...lets go H-Town!!

GIRL PAY UP!!! (ARTICLE)

I’M ABOUT TO LOCK IN!!! (Hmm…how does that sound? Thanks S-Caliber) Well they call me the Internet Goon, so I guess I need to start doing some goonish shit…like some grimey shit…like calling out people’s names type stuff…I won’t reveal the names unless someone asks me…

BUT I’M UPSET!! Like really upset…and of course I am upset at a girl…So let me explain the situation real quick…At the beginning of the summer I went to a club, saw a girl that I knew, danced, chilled…it was a good time…I’m all about having fun so I said let’s chill…ya dig? Nothing serious, not trying to wife her up at all…we are/were friends before…So we go out, dinner, movies, taxi fares, train money…I’m fu*king paying for everything…Now all of my close people around me already know that I don’t have a job for the summer, funds are low…I have enough to survive and go clubbing but really I ain’t shit right now…haha…Now I don’t mind paying for everything because sometimes I feel that’s how it should be…Not for any sexist reasoning but it’s in my head so it happens…but what the fu*k was in shorty’s head…I ain’t trying to say that I pay for everything so I get to smash…and best believe I could’ve smashed but I didn’t want to…yup it was right there waiting for me and I didn’t do it…I had my own reasons (If you want to freaking laugh your ass off then holla at me on the Q-tip and I will let you know) But I hit her up again, visited when she was sick, shitting all over the place, just being a good friend like I am…And that was the last time we chilled…WHY? Because I stopped making moves, I stopped making the initiative…This girl works, has a job…can I get taken out sometimes…I texted her today on some shit “When are you going to take me out?” And I get no love…(To tell you the truth I was hungry and needed a free meal at the time, I had my sister’s whip so gas was nothing) But she was like she had no money, making excuses and stuff like that…

Look chicks…It’s a new world we live in...like my man real estate said in the chat box to the right, women are dogs too…did I get played? Not really because I could care less about her now…I told her I would remember that shit because I remember everything…Women should not be afraid to pay, take the fu*king initiative…I’m saying I spend money this time, and then you spend money that time…It’s not even on some relationship type stuff but even as friends I can say “Yo I got you this time, so you got me next time.” Or even “Hey. Let’s go Dutch.”

And when that happens then I respect that person so much more…I even think it’s sexy for a girl to do that…but not at all times…My old wifey used to hold me down…and even recently I had another girl (Yea different girls baybeh) buy me drinks, take me out…it was crazy…she knew my situation (no job) but best believe I remember that…cause it’s sexy to me, and she paying her own money to have fun with me…When I get the funds rolling again she’s going to be the first one I call to be like “Yo you want to go out to the movies, then hit up the Cheescake Factory?” And she’ll be like “Ricky I’m tired of spending…” And I interrupt her like, “Nah babe I got you. Leave the wallet at home.” (Goodness she’s going to read this and know it’s her..haha) But I respect her because when I was down she looked out for me…

In general, stop being a greedy bum with the money because I just saw you on facebook going out…where did you get the money for that huh?!! HAHAHA….Goodness…I know we all see that person we wanted to chill with be like, “Nah I gotta stay in tonight.” Then the next freaking day you see pictures, status updates like “SO and So had the best night yesterday, thanks juju (insider)” HAHA…yall know it’s true…I’m going to play scrabble now, online with Mr. DCtoBC…let me know what yall think and comment...because that shit is real grimey...GOODNESS!!!

CHARLES HAMILTON

I PUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry...I was just listening to 'Ye's part on that track...goodness...But look Charles Hamilton (Who is he?!) is going to blow up and I just want to be part of that process of blowing up...If you don't know who he is, check him out on youtube, google him, all that stuff...He had a cipher with Kanye and The Game and then he had that Greenlantern freestyle that went on for days...He's only 20 yrs old, maybe 21...but he's around my age and it's crazy to see someone with that much skill just able to rock it like that...(Yea, but what can he do on a track, beats, shit like that?) Well he's from Harlem but loves Brooklyn Girls...the name of this track that I will share with yall:



Now I never had a Brooklyn girl really (Hmmm...let me think...I'm wrong) Yea I've been with a Brooklyn girl, actually got played by that same Brooklyn girl...goodness...but did you hear that swag in his voice...like he's been in the game for ten years already...that is why I had to put this man on the blog and watch him get busy...he's signed on Interscope (I think) and hopefully I get some kind of interview with him...Im gonna start trying to work on that right now....

"Ain't seen her in a minute, know her ass got fatter, and if you think she bad, then her friends are way badder."

ASHANTI (SHE NEEDS OUR HELP)

Ashanti needs our help people...It seems like Murda Inc (They dropped that Murda) just said, "Wham bam, thank you mam." No one is on her side, no guest artists are trying to have her sing in the background...I mean I think it's because of 50 Cent and how he just ruined baby girl just for the affiliation with Ja, but I still think he had a crush on her...I mean the sideburns are gone, she looks sexy, and I cannot see her just go down in shambles...Check this new video out right here called "Good, Good."



I guess Nelly was in the neighborhood...that's cute...pretty good video...and the kiss at the end...finally Nelly is showing that woman some love...But of all the recent Ashanti songs I like "The Way That I Love You" because she sang it with some passion...here it is:



Come on PIMP!! Don't leave your phone out like that..shit..But what a video!! And here is just one more joint to remind yall when Murda Inc was on top of the world:



Ja looked so happy in that video...first 10 seconds of the clip is the funniest thing thought...hahaha

MUSIC UPDATE 7/16

Just two joints for yall today...

Chris Brown-Diagnosed With Love (For Some reason this joint is 4 months old but I never heard it)


T.I.-Whatever You Like (Hmmm...I had to listen to it a second time to really appreciate it)


Yea I'm trying to treat my next wifey like that..whatever you like baby!!

CLIPSE AND LIL' MAMA

Nope not a collaboration on music but different videos..here is the video Clipse have for their song "Fast Life." No more cooking it raw this time huh...



I'm loving the swag they have for this video...I can picture myself dancing in the club to this also..."Moving weight like a sumo." I guess they're still cooking it raw...goodess...Come on Malice, Come on Pusha!!

Then next video is all about Lil' Mama's performance on 106th & Park...her a milli joint...maybe some new verse but still sounds ILL!!



Stop hating on Lil' Mama...shes nice with the lyrics "crawling on the floor eating rappers just like goblins do" beat kept on messing up (NO DJ!!) but she held her own...she should go on a Wayne plan...oh what's a Wayne plan? Get on every damn track there is out there...spit some hot shit and make people respect her...goodness..I got you Lil' Mama...I won't comment on that wack ass dude that was up there with her...shit...wheres ROCSI?!! (on vacation)

I'M SIDING WITH SOULJA BOY

Why do people hate on Soulja Boy so much? The man made an anthem...YES..SUPERMAN DAT HOE IS AN ANTHEM...you were dancing to it, you were bopping your head when it came on...he changed the whole game up because he was a youtube superstar...now you will realize that every artist has their own channel on youtube (Go ahead and check your favorite artist right now) and post their music on blogs, the internet...its all about digitial sales and ringtones...let's face it...here him complain about this real quick...



You may not like him but you have to respect his grind...he's manipulating the system...and I give him props for that...ringtone money is not something that I wouldn't boast about...He puts his people on (A-Rab)...And he mentions that The Dream was one of the other artist up for the award and actually the winner...but what were the numbers for The Dream...his CD still has not gone platinum yet...not even gold...respectable numbers and great music but cannot compare to Soulja Boy...If you go across the world and ask people about Soulja Boy then people are gonna say "Superman right?!" So don't hate on the man...I mean what if you were in his place?!! I would love to be Arab right now, or even part of the crew because they have fun and they are not even old enough to drink!! GOODNESS...and just to let you see a different side of the man...here are some freestyles...For every 500,00 views he would do a freestyle...staying loyal to his fans...yzr:

SWAG


"I got ur girlfriend on the D-low, I didn't tell ya, didn't want to hurt ya ego" And the beat is hot...

BITCH


"MYSPACE.COM SLASH FUCK THAT." "I'm a 17 year old rich nigga!"

YULE!!


WOW THIS BEAT IS AMAZING!! "Not Mr. 106th I'm Mr. BET." Suck it Bow Wow... "I just got a check just for playing Halo 3." Yall niggas are playing that shit for free...stop hating...LET THE MAN LIVE!!!

GUILLERMO DIAZ (FUNNY DUDE)

I don't even think I can pronounce that right (spanish name for William) but its w.e...well no its not w.e because I would be upset if someone couldn't pronounce my name...goodness...But I saw this posted item on facebook by man Percy and I told him that I was going to swagger jack him immediately for it...He have me the thumbs up so here it is...Guillermo appears on the Jimmy Kimmel show and is probably the funniest thing to ever happen to that show other than the "Unnecessary Censorship" joint that they usually have...but Guillermo is Mexican and uses that to his advantage to make stereotypical funny skits that are really funny...Like I'm trying to get you to Friday right now so these clips are going to take you there...enjoy each one...and if they don't load and you cannot hear the song then it's your fault, not mine...My man Devon had to switch to I.E. (internet explorer) to fully appreciate the goon's website...thanks man...well here are the clips:

Matt Damon & Guillermo in Bourne Ultimatum


HAH...im sitting in your office...and when he says his name, Yason Bourne...OMG!!!! And when he fell that was hilarious..next one is great:

Guillermo in "The Hulk"


"I'm full of angry!" I love how Norton says "Did you see Fight Club or American History X?" haha...he was the shit in those movies...good work...Next clip is when he was at the Ocean's 13 premiere asking the stars questions...of course this is going to be funny:



Haha...He played Dave Osbourne and asked for Matt Damien instead of Matt Damon...haha...Al Pacion was great with the response "Atlantic"...George Clooney is great...and Guillermo is great for being his mom...Matt Damon got played at the end..hahha

Dane Cook Interview


Pulled out the cards...wow...but Cook slapped him like three times with the mic...Nah son...not on my block!!
Remember that "Yes We Can" video they made with all those superstars reciting Obama's speech...well check out this one with Guillermo:



JES WE CAN!!!! And now here's the last one...After every spelling bee, the champ goes on Jimmy Kimmel and have a little spelling bee contest with Jimmy as the contestant and Guillermo reading the words...of course this is hilarious:



Hope yall enjoyed it...peace

COMMENT & CHAT (YEAH IM TALKING TO YOU) (ARTICLE)

Are yall afraid to comment and chat...I'm not gonna bite your head off (unless you something that is really dumb but hey try it anyway) Let's look at it like this..pretend you're a dog (for females pretend you're a bitch) and know that everywhere you go you shit on...you mark your territory (leave comments) and then bounce to see if someone else is going to respond (shit a bigger piece of doo doo than yours) then check back again and the cycle goes on...I mean I just want the feedback on the site rather than hitting me on AIM or a private message saying "Hey I love your blog" or "Yo you're a dick and your blog sucks." I don't care which one it is (I do, but hey let me keep it up with this flow I got going on) just leave some love/hate like the Dream (that was the name of the album) Do you guys need an incentive to comment...like maybe I'll cut off the mustache if I get more than 100 comments? hmmmm sounds crazy right...I haven't cut this mustache since high school...goodness...BUT please comment and do like these dogs/bitches right here...thanks for the support and shitting on the site...yzr







GOODNESS THESE DOGS HAVE NO MERCY!!

A MILLI (IM SORRY)

I thought I was done with posting shit that had to with that Bangladesh beat that everyone in the industry is tearing up...BUT...I had to put these two on because they were good in my opinion...The first one is my man Wax from DC, but resides in the West Coast...I'm trying to different people on to this man because I think he's talented...here it is:



This is the one of the first times that he doesn't rap in the whip (car)...I'm telling you that this dude is hot...goodness...did he just mention Terri Schiavo in a freestyle...WOW!! I don't think even the goon himself would've have been able to pull that off...shit...well the next freestyle is Asher Roth (yup another white dude) My man Seun (GO DJ) tried to put me on and I wasn't feeling any of his other stuff until this gem just showed up...here take a listen...



And that is why I posted that because he spit some real shit...Donating to charity, kids with no shoes on the feet...no pampers, no cure for cancer..."How is George Bush not in jail for treason, but Clinton gets impeached for busting semen." So now this man has made me a fan because he showed me something different...hopefully yall become a fan too...

R&B IS BACK

It's back because I have heard a jam from Lloyd, a jam from Kels, and now Marques Houston is going in with his song called "Sunset." Just like the other joints I love it, and I already rocked it like 8 times in the crib...here it is:



The acoustic beat in the beginning is great...I like this dude a lot...remember when he use to get thrown out of the house in "Sister, Sister." And remember when he was on Immature with LDB (Little Drummer Boy) and Romeo...his name was Batman...why do I know so much about that...because my sister was a fan...goodness...here is an old joint to remind yall that this dude's career is on point:



What a cute video...

FONZWORTH BENTLEY

This man has a CD coming out sometime...called C.O.L.O.U.R.S-Cool Outrageous Lovers of Uniquely Raw Style...I'm feeling it already...he's also the host of a show on MTV called G's to Gents...but here is the video...has Kanye in it, Andre 3K, and Sa-Ra...check it out:




My favorite is Kanye because of the dance moves...goodness...very smooth...check out the post below tho about "I Love You" and comment...

I LOVE YOU (ARTICLE)

I’M GOING IN…I WANT IN…but this time I will not go so hard, maybe gently (get your mind out of the gutter…goodness) So before you read this check the title again just to make sure that you are ready for what I’m about to explore…this means some of my personal experiences will be shared but I don’t mind because I’m the goon…I do it for yall..so lets get the show on the road…

Those three dreaded words that can make or break a relationship in two…In every relationship I have been in, I’ve been the first one to say it…why is that? Cause I used to be a sucker for love (key word on used) When is it the right time to say it? No one knows, but when you feel it, you mind as well express it anyway you can…But I guess the only way I can explain this to you is to dwell on my past relationships (The goon doesn’t mind doing that at all) I have been in love three times so here go…(And yes those that are close to me will know the people)

LOVE #1

I was 16. She was 14. I was black. She was white. I was a random kid on the campus. She was the Dean’s daughter…yup faculty kid…This was actually my first real relationship ever…it lasted almost two years (junior and senior year for me in high school) I actually had a crush on her before she was a freshman at my boarding school, hit her up on that AIM game and spat some game when we were both at school…I was shy, but we flirted a lot…I was a junior though, which means I had to chill with the freshman crew a lot to actually win her over and stuff...Fast forward and I was her boyfriend…Of course a lot of eyes on us because of who she was, because of who I was but I think we both handled it very well…But I knew I was in love because during our first break (Thanksgiving) I went on the bus, said my temporary goodbye and started crying…yup…I started crying because that’s how much I was going to miss her…Goodness…I couldn’t even control the tears as they just strolled down my face…But that was the first girl I ever fell in love with…and although I said Fu*k my exes in that last post of mine…she still holds a place in my heart…Yeah we had more bad times than good times…suffered a break up that almost ruined my life the beginning of my senior year, we argued a lot but it was all because of love…At the time she was the perfect one for me (athletic, beautiful, caring, all that stuff) I even still have scrap albums, and photo albums that she made for me and I have in one of drawers…that’s what love does but I’m glad that it happened…

LOVE #2

I was 18. She was 21. I was an employee. She was kind of like my boss. (not really though) I was black. She was black (But with the lightest skin tone ever, most people thought she was white) This was my second love…She was quite the opposite of me but not really…I was loud and crazy…she was cool and relaxed…But I guess opposites attract so it was all good for me…But like I said she was 21…Yup I had an older woman because I’m a G like that…so don’t hate the game, hate the playa..(not playa like beach but playa like “Don’t want to be a playa no more”) But the relationship started after my last one…just a few months after...and we were going out while working…Kept it real professional and that made it even better…But I still remember the first time I said those words to her…She was at my school (Boston College baybeh) visiting and we were in bed just lying down…And I was mad nervous because I knew how I was feeling…she knew something was up and got those words out of me…Kind of strange though because I don’t think I heard those words right back…Ain’t that some shit though…You never know if the person loves you back yet…convo goes like this:

Me: “Look babe…been wanting to say this for a while now…but…I Love You.

Her: “Awww…that’s great (kiss)

WHAT?!!! Nothing back…goodness….it’s all good because she expressed the same feelings some time later…But I was in crazy in love…I hardly went out in college, stayed to myself, it was all about her…First break up killed me…she wasn’t ready for the long term joint…craziness ensued then we got back together in April…then broke up again later on that year (my fault) but was more like a separation that I didn’t really know was a “separation.” So I kept it moving…But like the last one she had a place in my heart too…and just like I said fu*k my exes, I still mean it in when I’m mad, but love is stronger than hate…It was a learning experience…one in which I wasn’t a family favorite at all times but it was still good…

LOVE #3

It took me like two months to fall in love with this girl…Maybe because I needed someone again but nonetheless I was in love…I was a year older…she was a family favorite because she was Haitian…brought her to a family party (none of the other girls did that, so that was a plus) Moms was cool, sister was cool…I was feeling very comfortable…but then there was breakup (my fault) then got back together…Arguments here and there but still a few good times…Shit hit the fan and she broke up with me…but like I said still got love for her although she’s the one that gave me the beat box when I said hi…Maybe when I get back to school I’ll hit her with a hello and let yall know what she says…haha…

But those are my experiences with those three words…Now I have realized that I shouldn’t be a sucker for love at all times (I mean thats why I have so many crushes) and I definitely keep some distance with girls when it comes to feelings and such…As you can see I haven’t had great luck with that…But I do love my best friends, those that are close to me…although I may not say it them I do love them…it’s not only about those lovey dovey relationships or family…but the people that are outside those circles too…I was thinking about this topic last night and actually was very excited to write this post when I had the chance…feel free to comment, give advice, share a story or too…even try to explain why those that you love hurt you the most…goodness…Im outta here because I can go on all day…enjoy these videos that are related to love:

Musiq-Dontchange

Whitney Houston-I Will Always Love You

Dru Hill-Love We Had

New Edition-Still In Love With You

Jamie Foxx-Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Out Love (Yall didnt know about this one)

RYAN LESLIE-DIAMOND GIRL (THE MOVIE)

Yea yall probably thought I was going to that diamond girl joint on and be like "Yo goon, I saw this already." Nah...here is the Diamond Girl MOVIE!!! Acting debut, screen writing debut, I mean this guy does everything and I am glad to put people on...I put Figgy on and that punk won't even give me props like he should...(some bitchassness right there)...oh well enjoy this joint because it's 12 minutes long and I definitely watched the whole thing...I'm waiting for a part 2!!!

JAY IN NIGERIA

Just for the Jay fans out there...rocking out with his co*k out in Nigeria...I'm really loving this back and forth thing that Jay does when he's performing...No one else does it and I feel like it's a swag that top balllers have...goodness...peep it:



So the performance was aite...is that Bleek just on the stage finishing lyrics? I wish I had that job...I wouldn't mind being a Yayo, Bleek, or any other person in their field...money for doing nothing....goodness

ALICIA IS A SUPERWOMAN

I love her, shes great, she can sing, better than Beyonce, better than any female artists that are currently out there...Don't hate...here is the video for that great song:




Did I say that was my wifey? Yup...I'll send the invites soon...But she has too much makeup for my liking right now...Whitening her self up...I cant dig that by she is a superstar so she can do whatever she wants...great song

LETS TAKE IT BACK

Look...I'm just going to post the videos and then you can be like "WOW!!!" Maybe some of yall are too young to remember this or maybe even might not want to but I don't care...this is when TV was cool...Here is the first one:



"ITS THE 4-1-1 FOR FUN." And he had a club foot...this shit used to air back in the day on the WB (of course, either that or UPN) That was when waking up on a Saturday morning was the best thing...Cartoons galore, pajamas on, didn't have to brush my teeth yet, breakfast made by mamadukes...And now all of that is gone...goodness...I miss those days...what about this one:



WOWOWOWOW...Fox 5...lets get it...C Bear was cool as shit...and the voice...goodness...no comment on this at all..and hear is the last one just to take it back one more time...because I can spend days on this joint:



Another slice of the life
Of Master T.J. Henderson
Super Intelligent
A fine young gentlemen
A ten year old Whiz kid
Bustin' high school
A pugnacious Little Shorty
With a thousand I.Q.
He's got a way with the ladies
And he's keepin' it real
Your favorite Little Study Buddy
He knows the deal
That he's still just a kid
On the ball , very clever
You can say that he's Bright,
Brainy, Gifted...whatever!
("Your brother is Smart...")

He's a Smart Guy
Smart Guy, Smart Guy
He's a Smart Guy



OOOOHHHH YYYYEAAAA!!! Look everyone...its cool to be smart...don't let anyone tell you otherwise...I wanted to be T.J...and to think about it, everyone has a TJ inside them...excelling in school and being cool while doing it...I'll probably take it back again soon but for now just enjoy these and comments are always good...

R. KELLY IS A BUTTERFLY

Well he's not actually a real butterfly...But that is the name of his new song...Don't hate on him please...don't bring up anything that will get you snuffed out there...he's the king of R&B...leave it alone...enjoy this very smooth song:



Yup..its off the upcoming album entitled "12 Play: Fourth Quarter." I already love it no matter what...

MISS USA SLIPS AGAIN (AND SOME OTHER GREAT FALLS)

Miss Universe happened a few days ago and Miss USA took a spill...This is the second time that the representative for the USA fell...here's the 2008 version:



Robin Thicke's song was playing in the background...and at least she kept it moving, but it was a wrap for her and that contest...near the end you can see that she is totally upset...shit..I would be too...Now here's the 2007 fall:



HAHA...wow...just right on her ass like somone took her legs off her...Sean Paul playing in the background (Where you at Sean...we need a new dance?!!) Now the next one isn't really a slip or fall but it has to do with a contest, and I don't think she can ever recover from this...please check this out:



Mario Lopez just took the mic from her so she can stop talking and prevent her from saying anything else..."Such as South Africa and the IRAQ" HAHAHA...OMG...well this last one has me cracking up whenever I see it...model on a runaway in Paris and the folks at NBC decide to show it....THIS IS THE ONE THAT YOU NEED TO WATCH IF ANYTHING!!



HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you see her ankles break like 1000 times in 1000 different places?! And the announcers kept it real G because they laughed like it was nothing...She fell twice!! And after the first time she was trying to go out with style but the ankles gave in...The slow mo is what killed it for me...I'm tearing up just by watching it again...Please comment and let me know what yall think...peace

PEACE SIGN/INDEX DOWN

It's the video of course for Gym Class Heroes ft. Busta Rhymes...My man Modi over at DCtoBC.com put me on to the heroes last year...Now I'm a fan of their music...check out the vid of course:



Busta brings heat...and I need a hat that is similar to that...and the idea behind the lyrics are great...wow...this is great music right here...two genres getting together...I like seeing this type of stuff...

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!

Exactly...what kind of shit is this? THE NEW YORKER?!! Are they always doing this type of shit on this magazine? What type of shit is this...It actually makes me upset, everyone else upset, and I'm sure McCain is the only one that is supportive of this(on the low)...Michelle depicted as a member of the black panther, Obama getting hated on because of his religious background, fist bump, picture of Bin Laden on the wall, and the American Flag in the fire place...Please comment and let me know...I cannot even say anything more...FUCKING HATERS!!

CIGARETTES = NOT SEXY (ARTICLE)

I think the price of cigarettes should be different for sexy girls that try to purchase them…Yup I sad it…Price should be fucking sky high for them because that shit doesn’t make sense…Yea it could be your own personal thing that you do but I just had an experience that made me just hate it even more…In general I do not think any single person should smoke cigarettes…So here is what happened:

Me and the boys are the club, not a good club by the way but I still made it happen…still had a good time but not as great as the other days…But of course there were dimes in there, pretty girls left and right and I enjoyed dancing with them, looking at them, and all that type of stuff…But then it hit 4 AM (Yea the goon goes hard) and it was time for the “let out” (Posting up outside of the club, talking to girls, all that nonsense) But then the unimaginable thing happened…all of the sexy girls had some kind of cigarette in their mouths…I came out the club, saw one of the hot girls that I was dancing with smoking a cig, and I almost knocked the joint out her mouth…I was disgusted, upset, annoyed, and sad…It really messed up the night…and all of my boys agreed…

Why would anyone want to smoke? It stains the teeth, becomes addicting, some people use it as a substitute for eating…really I don’t want to see any of my home girls or home boys smoking just because I want to grow old with everyone...and yes I know people are going to judge me and say “Yeah but didn’t you go hookah, and that’s worst than smoking a regular cig.” But I don’t smoke hookah five times a day…people that smoke go thought mad packs per day and it’s really not healthy for the body and the people surrounding you…Here are some anti-smoking ads that I think people should watch because it’s real talk and not some made up shit:

Damn, that was filmed in Australia…and now the next one really just made me sad right now:

Look at the start of this I was set on talking about sexy girls and how it lowers their number (dime to slime) when they smoke…but it’s really serious and I wish that all my peoples, my haters, and just everyone that I know stops smoking that cig…leave it alone and go drink some fanta…Please comment on this and let me know what you think….Thanks a lot…STOP SMOKING!!

DARK KNIGHT

Hmmm...How can I explain this? This is going to be the best movie this summer and this year...I don't care what anyone says..I heard all about the drama with the movie and how it was gonna be hot but I just simply did not care at the moment...but then I saw this trailer...6 minutes long:




WOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!! I'm hyped...the joker is amazing...I might be rooting for the bad guy in this one...Goodness. "Yeah I was supposed to kill the bus driver." "What bus driver?!" Boom!! Hahaha...that is great...I need a squadron to go and see this movie on Friday when it comes out...lets get it...I know my man Figgy is down, maybe S-Caliber, Darryl...need some ladies in there too...Just holla at me and my connects

BEEF ON 106TH!!

What the hell is going on?!! What the hell is going on?!!! Okay I am going to just post this joint so that you can watch it and then I will comment on it right after:



So I'm just going to make an observation of what is going on right now...with time stamps so that you know where to look..But first I'm just gonna say that if there is any kind of relationship between Terrence and Rocsi then that has to be the cause of the fight...I'm talking about Rosci was caught red handed smashing some other dude (most likely a celebrity, I mean, she's not ugly looking at all, I would get in there) Terrence probably walked in and he couldn't do anything because he's not that strong (maybe 145 soaking wet) so he ran off crying...And the best way to get on her was to do it on the set...so here is the shit that we all noticed...

:04-Rocsi gives him the hand...I remember that shit back in the day...Talk to the hand, cause you ain't got a man!
:07-Got on her about the teleprompter and not being able to read the correct email address...that's a low blow
:16-Peep the dude in the lower left corner...eyes wandering like WTF but still smiling
:27-Terrence adds more insults to bring that shit to the bottom of the screen...hahahaha
:36-I RUN THIS!!
:42-Got on her about her breath...haha.."Rocsi needs breath mints"
1:01-I didn't do it, you did....Exactly...something went down and I want to know right now!!!
1:05-Rocsi gets him on the neck...
1:07-Yells at him while the cameras are still rolling
1:11- "Why can't you have a body like Ciara?" WHAT?!!
1:20- "Why can't you have a body like Nelly?" Nelly has been hitting the gym...she wins, because she got the crowd support too
1:44-Now Terrence is fucking up with the telepropmter...wow...you're losing this battle right now son
1:47-Rosci goes in for the kill and corrects him, "David Banner." Very smooth with it too
2:11- Terrence is trying too hard right now...just leave her alone...by the way she looks mad sexy when she's mad...I don't know if it's me but whatever...
2:48- This is when I felt bad because she looks like she's going to cry...Nah man...I cant fuck with that at all..Terrence you're a dick for that...Just handle your shit like a grown fucking man...shit!!
3:00- Gets a new co host...she's cute but maybe under age for me...goodness...Don't ask her if she was too hard on Rocsi because she has to co sign right now...she's on tv doing it big right now...goodness

Okay so Rocsi wins this battle...even it wasn't mean to be but whatever...WHY THE HELL IS A MILLI VIDEO NUMBER ONE?!! Like my man Joe Budden said don't get it twisted because the fans don't choose the videos..he's right...oh well I hope you enjoyed this and if you have anything else that you saw and I didn't see then PUT ME ON!! YZR!

New Music 7/13

I just woke up, had some breakfast, did what I had to do...Now I got to get to work and get it in...here are some new songs that I just so happened to come across:

Lloyd-Year of the Lover (He's going to have the R&B album of the year unless someone really puts in work...I'm really feeling this song, I'm sure the ladies will love it...definitely a song to get it on to)


State Property-Ready For War (Hmm...I'm feeling it...but do they get any support from Hov...what the hell is going with this relationship right now...Oh well..Doesn't Young Chris sound like a Hov in training?!)


Charlie Wilson-Homeless (Just listen to it...goodness)


WE NEED THIS MAN BACK IN HIP HOP IMMEDIATELY!!!!
Eminem-Kill You


So that is all for right now...might be some more updates coming up soon...but right now I have that Lloyd on repeat right now...GOODNESS!!