Saturday, July 12, 2008

MUSIC 7/12

Music for yall...some of it you may have heard and some it you may have not heard...so just sit back and listen...

Chris Brown-Fatal Attraction


Lil' Wayne-Pimpin (I'm not feeling this song at all by the way)


Snoop Dogg ft. Pooh Bear-Birthday (Snoop is always on some Pimp shit)


Lloyd-Wife You Up (Hmmm....I like it)


Chris Brown-M.I.A (This one is good too)

ROBIN THICKE

Okay...heres the deal...Yesterday (Friday) I was at the Public House with my boys S-Caliber and Darryl...although other shit went down which I will explain in the future in terms of topics, I heard a song that made my night...It was Robin Thicke's "When I Get You Alone." Hmmm...some of yall are probably wondering what the hell am I talking about and what song is this and why I haven't heard it...it's all good to confess to all of those...but when this song first came out I was hyped, I didn't know who he was, the beat was fire, the lyrics were nice, video was crazy...



I think cutting off his hair was the best move he could have ever done...Now he's a sex symbol, married to a dime:



Goodness...what a move for both of them...So anyways I just wanted to share it with you guys because I think he's a great artist, great voice and sets the mood for that time of night when shit needs to get going...ya dig? One of my favorite songs of his is "Angels" just because of the piano and all that other stuff that makes a song so great...this is not the real video but someone decided to put their own spin on it so check it out:



Look I watch the video just like you and then comment..that was about the most saddest joint I've ever seen...almost teared up, and don't tell me you almost didn't either..but did you see how he booked her with the quickness in that flashback...goodness (booked= got her cell phone #, I learned that from the DC crew I'm always with..damn bammas) Here is the new single that should be floating the air waves as we speak.."Magic"



I think its great...so I'm sure there are people that think it's great too...So enjoy this Robin that we got here for you today...I'm about to blast some in my crib right now before I go eat some break fast...and yes I'm breaking my fast at 1:21 in the afternoon...Usually I'm not even up at this time...goodness!!

I LOVE HOCKEY (KANYE)

No I do not love hockey at all...well at least not yet...but I came across this today and I had to post this...and every time I watch it I laugh so hopefully it gets a chuckle from someone today or tomorrow or sometime in the near future...



Just because its Kanye is the reason why I laugh so much...haha...Oh well, you may think it's not funny and that I'm having a slow day...(haters jump off) but I'm not...just slowly releasing bombs here and there...lets get it...

I'M YOUR BABY!

I wish I was someone's baby...like another girl called me her baby right now...(tear tear) Oh well, LL COOL J has constantly put out classic hits and I didn't really respect his gangsta at all until I was old enough to appreciate it...So here is the video with The Dream...hopefully he doesn't do that licking the lips stuff anymore...Do girls find that sexy?!! Please let me know...

Friday, July 11, 2008

COMMENTING

My Bro Figgy told me to take that moderation shit off, so I did...so its easier to comment without me being compared to a communist...goodness...COMMENT BAYBEH!!!

BITCHASSNESS ALERT LEVEL ORANGE

I have absolutely nothing to say about it but I think Diddy is looking for a role in a movie...this is HILARIOUS!!!



HAHA..the end is great "I gotta go." Just something funny to put up...TGIF...lets get it popping baybeh...

CHAMILITARY MAYNE!!

Just another freestyle to get people hyped for the August 27 release of Mixtape Messiah 4...I'm hyped and this dude keeps getting me hyped with these freestyles...this one is over Nas' "Hero"



YYYYYYYZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! CHAM IS BACK!!!

POST NO BILLS!!





HEY PEOPLE, VIEWERS, READERS, & FANS...Remember that post I wrote about my dude Kardi and how his CD was hot and the man was just 15 or 16 years old...Well here is the album on Z Share (Yes I had permission) Just click on the image up there and it will direct you to the download...Remember that we must support each other in whatever we do...The album is pretty good and my favorite song is "One Step Ahead" and on "La-La-La" you can hear Kardi begin with my favorite quote of the century "I WANT IN!!!" So take the time to listen to it...let me know what yall think...thanks a lot and thanks for the support...REMEMBER TO CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE DOWNLOAD...YZR!!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

LARPING! (I DO IT FOR YALL)

This is to let you know that I can write about anything and usually when I get a gem thrown to me like this one then I have to use it...Look over the chat board and you will see that my man Emeka Okafor (sorry to put out your gov't like that) said to check out larping...Not the basketball player thought, I don't know how if they are related or not (All black people are related somehow) So I checked out larping and googled it immediately...It was not what I was expecting at all...I thought it was a hood term because it was close to "lampin" which means just sitting around doing nothing...but these dudes that are part of the Larping are not sitting down doing nothing...LARP stands for Live Action Role Playing (HAHAHAHAHAHA) Pardon me I had to laugh at that...they walk around in costumes, hit each other, have battles and these joints usually last days, maybe weeks...Click HERE to find more about it...So here is a picture and a few clips to go along with this joint to let you know that I am not making a joke about Larping...



Hmm..."Everyday is Hallloween" But these clips I am about to show you represent the Larpers to the fullest...we're talking about they yell out what they are doing, their actions, like its a pokemon handheld game...here we go:



HAHAHAHAHAH!! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! SLEEP! SLEEP! DEATH! I cant watch this forever...I am dying over here in the crib...OMG!! Well the next one is funny too...here check it out:



HAHA...the monster does not want to die so they have to ambush him...check how they are saying "crush" so that he can die...also check out the dude in orange, a worker, picking up some items...can I get a job there? They ambush him at the :36 mark leaving him with no choice but to die....CRUSH!!!

NAS REACTION TO J JACKSON

This dumb ass Jesse Jackson said some stupid shit about Barack Obama for no damn reason...I don't even know what all the hate is about...But check out Nas' reaction on the whole situation...pretty funny I think:



And it's funny because he said Jeezy in that list of rappers...maybe I don't know what Jeezy has done or said but someone like Banner and Nas fit the description as the new "niggas" with a voice...but then again everyone has a voice...To peep more about that Jesse Jackson situation click HERE to go Modi's site...his should also be on your favorites, bookmarked and everything...yzr

CAM LETS THE BEAT BUILD

Hmmm...freestyle over "Let the beat Build." Song by Lil wayne produced by deezle and kanye west..I just know it's funny as hell...



"I want fast head, mami gave me slow dome, wish she would hurry up, so she can go home." Come on Cam!!! I bet if Cam'ron went back to his old days he would get back the respect as a lyricist...here is 357....I posted it on facebook before, just gotta remind yall of Cam...lets get it:

DANCE DANCE DANCE (ARTICLE)

I AM GOING IN AND I WANT IN…I am going to talk about dancing…don’t know how much I am going to talk about it but I’m just going to let it flow…I like to think I’m a good dancer…any cosigners would be great, but I know I’m nice so no need to front…But I will say that when I was a little kid, there was no way you would find me on the dance floor at all…I was too shy, didn’t know what I was doing, and it was in a family setting…Crying because people would drag me out to the dance floor to boogie with them…I was a punk…

I remember the first time I really danced in front of people was during a family bbq in New Jersey…they used to have dance contests for the kids and we would win different things for the places that we got in…I entered that joint for the first time, I beat my older cousin and younger cousins with the “butterfly.” My skinny legs were doing the work, switched to the one leg butterfly, bank-head bounce and I was in first place…and then ego started to get big…(not that it’s not big already)

So we can fast forward to like summer of 2000 when I was maybe 13…teenager, hormones raging, hard-ons at the wrong time of day but that was all good because I was 13…I was officially at my first dance, I was wild…I had no experience in grinding with girls but I was going a great job…I do not know how many girls I danced with but I do know how that dance ended…I ended up having my first tongue kiss in the middle of the dance floor with the lights on…I got in trouble for that and I hope she reads this because she took my “kissing virginity.” (Thanks Monique) She became my gf for a little while, teddy bear action and that was it…Next dance was the same one but a year later…2001…I danced and got a gf for a little while…but let me get back to the dancing…

So I did some grinding in high school and continue to do so in college…I know how to dance to Haitian Music, Spanish Music, and hopefully every other music out there…but let me lay down some tips, stuff that I learned about dancing with girls, girls dancing with guys, girls dancing with girls, and guys dancing with guys…So like Slick Rick said, “Here we go!”

GUYS DANCING WITH GIRLS

Look guys, you have to be smooth when you are dancing…you cannot grab unless swag allows you to…when dancing with a girl don’t make her feel like an object, don’t make her feel used at all…The purpose of dancing with a girl is to make her feel happy and make yourself happy…try different shit rather than humping her all over the dance floor…take her hand and show each other the personal moves…get her back close to you and finish the song strong…tell her thanks for dancing…and as a matter of fact make sure you get the name, number, invite her back…shit like that…and remember when you approach her the first time ASK to dance…if she says no then it’s all good…remember there are plenty of girls out there

Marcel Marshall is one of the best out there that can step like that...yzr

GIRLS DANCING WITH GUYS

Not all of yall are great at dancing…but I must say that most of yall are great…I start getting crushes on girls after I dance with them because that is how I feel about dancing…and if you cannot dance then you’re not the girl for me…but girls have to give dudes a chance out there and stop trying to “break” them…I have been broken once but I hate the idea…it’s basically just pushing your butt on my area and squishing it…haha…I don’t like the feeling at all…But girls, please don’t be mean…allow the guy to dance with you…and I hate it when yall give a dude like 30 seconds and then leave…I once had a girl (dime of course) make me guess shit about her to keep on dancing with her…I guessed she was from Brooklyn and I kept dancing, then I guessed Flatbush (I don’t know anything about BK) and that was the end of the dance…I was pissed but she was a dime so it was cool…

GIRLS DANCING WITH GIRLS

I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!! I hate it with a passion…the reason why is because there are always dudes around and they want to do this stupid grinding on each others area…yeah I said it…Can someone please explain why this is done so much? Is it sexy? Is it cool? When the hell did this shit start happening? It’s like rubbing breasts together became the new thing of the century…I don’t like it and please if you’re chilling at one of my parties, best believe I don’t want to see it…Goodness!!

GUYS DANCING WITH GUYS

Not in that type of way but its like when that real gangsta shit comes on and we all get together…DIPSET DIPSET!! Everyone starts rhyming to the lyrics and it really is some brotherhood being represented…Girls don’t be afraid of all this masculinity going on…most of it is not harmful, and if pushing begins to start I just make sure I’m around my football friends so that no beef occurs…goodness…Also the other part of this guys dancing is like the southern movement joint “walk it out” “lean wit it” “my dougie” all that stuff…yes I know its for girls too but I think guys are better dancers than girls anyways so I put this under the guys tab (I’m gonna get shit for that)


So basically dancing is great…done in many ways…guys don’t poke, and girls keep it away from the other girls…let a dude get on that real quick…but before I end this let me say that dancing can lead to many things like makeouts on the dance floor, touching in different places and all that other stuff…I once had a girl make me put my hands around her area…jeans were on so don’t go thinking that we’re dirty…I still probably have much more to say about this but I will stop now just so I can save it for another post…I most definitely will have one about “slow winding” and slow jams and how to dance to those because those are my favorite…yzr/yzm…DOT DOT DOT!!

Stay tuned for team dancing, stepping, white people dancing, slow dancing, smashing on the dance floor, drunk dancing & a lot more...

WORLD'S MOST AMAZING FIGHT PARODY

We've all seen the most amazing videos series on cable, local networks and other outlets..but I came across this parody which is hilarious...they basically take a video of a real fight and put a voice over it...and here comes laughter:



Boom!! Pile driver! If you don't think its funny just let me know and I'll try to put something that better suits your need...yzr

BUDDEN PT 2

Yea I get this shit updated before I go to sleep...don't ever think I'm sleeping on anything...haha...nah just kidding...just trying to sound like those other bloggers out there with fake swags...But yea this is part 2 of the Joe Budden "Who Killed Hip Hop." I'm thinking that this is the greatest thing in '08 so far...here listen to it right now:



WOW!! Wait did you hear the ending again? That means there's another part coming out..I'm guessing Joey is going to keep rapping until someone stops him...

Quotables: "They turn on the tv and see these video bitches and they think niggas' girls really look that good"

"With one click of a mouse they can own" (He's right about that)

"It's like they can't like more than one rapper at a time" (Goodness)

"So we look at Crooked I with a crooked eye" (WOW..it's true, new freestyle/song every week, lyrically great)

"Too many egos, like we ain't one no more" (Tupac and Big had beef but respected each other to the fullest)

He's addressing so much shit...did Outkast break up?!! No way...Why isn't limewire shutting down like Kazaa and all them other joints? "Now going gold is looked at like a failure" WOW...getting gold is great for a rapper...Just so much shit...let me know how yall feel...S-Caliber and Ara are about to love this...yzr

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

2008 OLYMPICS (BASKETBALL)




So we all know that the Olympic Basketball team has been struggling since 2000...So I had to let people know what I thought about this whole mess...Let's begin with the original Dream Team (Barkley, Bird, Drexler, Ewing, Magic, MJ, Laettner, Malone, Mullin, Pippen, Robinson, & Stockton) You could not mess with this team right here...They were all idolized, opposing teams realized that they were playing with the greatest players in the NBA over here in the US...pictures were taken before games and after games...But what I notice during the success of the team is that it was like one person playing...with that I mean like, everyone wanted to win gold, everyone had the same agenda, no one complained about playing times (not to my knowledge but every opponent got blown out so I'm sure they got time) They had fun, there was no beef, and people were afraid of them...shit...I would be be too if I had to go against MJ, Bird, and that whole damn lineup...So that was what America was used to...in 1996, they whupped that ass again and the women's team also won the gold...so first I will leave a clip to show you what the deal was back in the day:



I mean it was clearly domination at all levels...they laughed during the game, made up their own tricks, dunked on people's head...basically they were intimidating niggas with two extraordinary white people on the team...lets keep it real...Then during the 2000 Olympics there was a new crew of guys, very intimidating...especially Vince Carter...23 years old and just dunking on them...here is a clip:



There was no way in hell that I was going to be an international player trying to jump with Vince Carter...he laughed in their face after he dunked on them, looked them in their eyes and kept it real G...Oh you don't think Vince Carter is a G?!! It runs in the family...check this one out:



Exactly...T-Mac and Carter were about to whup that dude's ass...no games being played over here...and did you see the cockiness of T-Mac before that dunk like "Here, I know you want that ball, well come get it" And then simple dunk...I LOVE IT!!!

But then after 2000 we started getting that ass whupped...international squadrons were not letting us beat them anymore, Puerto Rico was getting it in, Australia, Lithuania and more...it's like the teams did not know what to do or something...and I was very shocked to see them lose...But really I just think we lost all that confidence, that spaz, leadership, and cockiness that all the prior teams were showing when playing against their opponents...let's face it, these international cats think we are beatable and I want that shit to stop immediately..be cocky, dunk over them, talk shit, forget all that "I have to be a role model" type talk...The reason for that is because we are America...we run shit (i like to think that) and everyone else doesn't like us anyways...so lets beat them to the ground...we have no reason to lose..just take a look at the roster along with this new Slam magazine cover:

(Kobe, Lebron, Wade, Anthony, Boozer, Bosh, Howard, Kidd, Paul, Prince, Redd, Deron)

There is no reason to lose and I do not expect anything but Gold...bring back the gold to America...be disrespectful, play ball, share the ball and know your role...There are too many great players to not do exceptional in China...Kobe is the greatest right now, Lebron is powerful, Wade and Anthony are smooth, Boozer and Bosh for rebounds and easy buckets, Howard could be the Vince of the team and just scare the shit out of people, hopefully he does something amazing, Kidd, Paul, Deron...all three of them are great point guards, dish that shit out to Redd for the triple, and let Prince play lock down defense...I want to be able to see some disrespectful shit like this:


I'm done...Good luck ballers and bring that Gold to America...yzr

7/9 MUSIC

There is not that many new joints floating around but I mind as well share the few that I have with yall...ya dig...

Here is Nelly ft. Usher-Long Night...I'm not feeling this shit at all, like it almost sucks, I don't even know why I am putting this up now:



Goodness...next one is Cassidy's verse on the Lookin Boy Remix...I have nothing to say about it because I think R Kelly's was the best one anyways..and before you hate just realize that I like when people switch it up...R Kelly talked about girls so it was new...boom...here's Cassidy:



Now on to some better music...Some new Gym Class Heroes on this joint...one of them features Busta Rhymes and I think both of them are great...enjoy them:

Peace Sign, Index Down ft. Busta Rhymes


Blinded By The Sun (not new but still, you probably have not heard it at all)


Here is an oldie that I need to put up because it's that great...

24 Hours To Live



I miss M-A dollar sign E so much...The Lox look so young, Black Rob needs to get a hit back out, and DMX had the best verse on the song like always...I need some new music from him in my life too...Goodness, I don't even know what I would do with 24 hours to live...sounds like a new post but I ain't trying to contemplate death right now...enjoy

MIXTAPE MESSIAH!!




OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!!!

What a capital G?!!!! This man lays down the mixtapes like Ray J lays down his pipe...Hmmm...I need better similes and metaphors than this...Well if you don't know, Cham has three mixtapes before this, first one was all about dissing Mike Jones when they had beef...I think Cham won that battle anyways...Then the next two were all about the fans and giving us what we need, and he gave it to us for free (thats what she said) That was pretty weak...but here is the first thing video of Cham that I saw ever in my life...Modiman put me on...



WOW!! Yeah I know he's nice..."Im watching cribs noticing by crib's a little bigger than his" The rhyming backward thing was a new taste that I hadn't heard at the time...very original...the best part is the "My squadron is the squad of all squadrons, my squadron is a problem, my squadron make your squad run." This was incredible and I know I'm hyped for the Mixtape Messiah 4...Here's another goodie from Cham:



Lets get it Cham

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

EMANNUEL AUGUSTUS



This man will kick your ass in a way that is so unexpected...Emmanuel is a boxer, record was 35-28...18 KOs...6 draws...I do not how I came across this but I'm happy that I did...I've become so obsessed with it that I watch it every day now...he fights in a drunken style manner...like the "Drunken Master" with Jackie Chan except that Emmanuel brings his own style to it...here is the first clip that first got me hyped and hope it gets you hyped too...



WOW!! I think the music fits great with the clip because it seems he is bouncing to every single beat of that song...goodness...I hope you checked out the accuracy of this man because he's landing a lot of punches...I would be so upset that I had to fight him..It's like Muhammad Ali using the rope a dope to wear you out then coming to whup that ass...If you compare this to other sports, it's like a knuckle ball in baseball, a bball player that can shoot left and right, and I have no other comparisons right now so I will show you the other clip...haha



Yea I know some of them you just saw in the other clip but did you catch that double fist hit...HAHA...how is someone supposed to stop that shit? I just think this dude does something in boxing that you do not see every day...and I just wanted to share it with you guys and gals...Now I'm going to watch some Ali in his hey day with that rope joint....

FACEBOOK FRIENDS (THE BAD ONES) (ARTICLE)


Hmmm…I wonder if I’m going to hurt anyone’s feelings after this post…Oh well, let me just go in, cause I WANT IN!!


Okay, I’m a facebook fiend, and I’m sure that most of the people that are reading this post right now are in the same boat as me…I am not afraid to admit that I check the book very frequently for many reasons (other than promoting this blog at all times) But I have realized a lot of things after being part of the book for almost three years right now…I have more than a thousand friends on facebook but I damn well do not talk to every single one of them…Shit, I hardly see all of my book friends and maybe haven’t seen some of them in years…but this is the reason why I had to go in today about facebook friends…I believe that if it’s hard for people to call, text, AIM, or see each other in person then the book is the best way to go…Look, I’m all about keeping relationships off the book tip because it gets impersonal…trust me...people have a facebook swag, an AIM swag, cellphone swag, text swag, and many other swags on top of that…I like to keep all of them the same and if I’m not please let me know…

But back to these so called “friends” on the book…I don’t have everyone’s AIM, or cellphone so if that’s the case then I most likely would love to keep a book relationship going…just checking in once a while, post here and there, comment on a summer photo, and other book tactics…But I realize that most of these friends don’t return the favor at all…I was talking to homeboy #1 about this and he said that people just sometimes don’t have the time to keep up this facebook nonsense…and I respect that of course, but when I write on someone’s wall and it almost takes a month for them to respond I take that personal…the reason why is because you know damn well that they saw the post, you know damn well that they updated some shit so they had time to write back, or I’m just taking a L with the wall to wall…I’m just saying, show me some love because I’m all about removing friends when needed especially when I know you’re trying to play me…

For example I had dinner on Sunday with my other home boys and he was telling me about how the blackberry knows when the person received the text and read it so he knows when someone is trying to play him…I love that shit although it is so secretive and stuff…I’m a book fiend so I know when you may have received that post…Also when I see that person face to face you better best believe that I’m sassing the shit out of that person, and I ain’t trying to show them any love at all…Look I’m just saying be real out here, if you don’t want me to hit you up on the book then let me know, no hard feelings, shit like that…Like I said this is for some of the friends that still think that they are too cool for the book…remember that you are still logged onto the book and everyone knows your business…I realize that I sound bitter but I just had to get this off my mind…so if you’re reading this and think that you have a friend that I’m explaining then let me know, comment, or even call that friend out…I don’t think I want to call out any names as of yet because I can definitely put people on blast…Especially if they’re the ones that are mad hyped to come party with me when I go clubbing or want to knock on my door to see if I have alcohol in my room at Boston College (Got em)…shit doesn’t fly like that in my world…So enjoy the day, hope you liked the post, and comment of course…I’m about to go de-friend some people right now…

Monday, July 7, 2008

CHAMILLI!! (AND SOME A MILLI TALK)

I'm not going to lie...I definitely forgot about Chamillionaire (im gonna call him Cham for the rest of this post) Cham surprised everyone by going in on this beat...Yes I know I told some people that I was tired of "A Milli" and that I didn't want to hear other tracks but Cham is one of my favorite rappers because of my man Modi...And before you say some stupid shit about him only having two albums and one wasn't that great, just check the history of Cham before all that Universal music...Well here is the track...



"If you ain't making a milli or more then what is you on the beat for, detour." Goodness, he went in with punch lines and didn't curse at all (I think) He addressed a lot of stuff too..."And I swear this track says milli so much that it can get annoying." "Somebody send a message to Dr. Dre and Eminem, they taking so long to drop that we jam Soulja Boy instead of them."

My goodness...now he is definitely top 5 on the beat...So with that said I want to hear people's opinions on the a milli tracks...If you haven't heard them then look it up but I am sure that you have heard all of them that are worth hearing...Also the top 5 do not have to be in order at all if it makes your decision so hard...I am going to use my own advice and give you my top 5 a milli artists:

1. Jay Z (You may not think that the lyrics were hot but he changed that shit to a billi...its kind of like when Jim Jones had "Balling" and then Jay responded with "Brooklyn." Respect the swag.)

2. Chamillionaire (Again, made it sound like they were saying his name, and definitely went in on a couple of issues...and he's nice with the wordplay)

3. Obama (Well the joint that I posted up earlier, look down to check out that post...those dudes had Wayne's swag correct all the way from the goblin joint to the HA HA HA...I respect the wordplay too)

4. Lil' Mama (She went in for the female rappers, killed the beat, and thats enough to gain a level on Mr. Dot Dot Dot's top 5)

5. Corey Gunz (Not many people know that Corey Gunz was officially on a milli, he killed the track and Wayne had to go back to figure out what to do...there are a lot of different Wayne versions of A milli and he has one where he doesn't so into it, and another one that is out right now, and all this other crap...he doesn't a spot because he didn't kill it on the first take...that's just my point of view)

Honorable Mention: Currency the Hot Spitta (Used to run with Young Money but now he's gone away from all that mess but he killed the beat also) FS Jets what haven't we done yet...

6th Man Award: Lil Chuckee (Only 12 years old...swag is great)

Best R&B: Neyo (I mean the man was pissed at someone when he did his shit and definitely went on...It's kind of unfair because writing is his first passion...word play is awesome dude)

Thank You Bangladesh for providing this beat for everyone to deliver their own take

SHAQ AND ALEX WILLIAMS (MY WISH)

I know sometimes I'm all about jokes and stuff but let me get serious for this one...No one wants to target on the great things that players are doing. When Shaq did his freestyle it was all over the place but this clip that will be shown has not hit the internet waves like the freestyles...Well I took the time to watch this in its entirety and I hope you do too because it was very inspiring...Just think about wishes that these kids have and how it can shape their entire life...A lot of great moments on this clip so enough talking about me and just enjoy it.


MY IPOD (ARTICLE)


Okay this is very hard for me right now (that’s what she said) Like a month ago I was riding in a taxi, the Lincoln cabs of course, and my iPod was in the left pocket of my khakis… I do not remember where I was coming from, maybe I was a little out of it but I just don’t remember…and I paid the cab driver the appropriate fee with no tip because I was running out of money…But I think karma was on his side because he definitely got more than a tip after that cab ride...I went upstairs to my crib, and usually I put songs on to my iPod…I checked the right pocket, checked the left pocket, back pocket, on the floor, bed, couch, and just about everywhere and I definitely realized that my iPod was done for, it was gone, finito, it’s a wrap guys…Now everyone knows how I feel about my pod, I have that joint at all times because I am a music fiend and I just love jamming to my jams when I am going on voyage…Well the relationship between the pod and I was officially over…It took me a long time to actually talk about it because it actually hurts my heart…I almost cried, didn’t know what to do, and was just lost for a couple of days…I just have the headphones and no pod, the usb cord is in storage so that I don’t recall the memories…but there were definitely some advantages and disadvantages to having the pod at all times…

Advantages

1. Music on you at all times as long as you charged it…what else could be better

2. Ever see someone and just want to avoid them? Well put both headphones in and keep it moving. They call your name but keep bopping your head and stay focused on the task.

3. When I’m on the train and those annoying people come on (preachers, beggars, annoying black people, annoying white people)

4. At night, I slept with my pod because I listened to slow jamz before to ease the transition from rowdiness to sleepiness.

5. Long trips

6. My pod always had recent music on it, so I was on point like an arrow. “Hey did you hear that new Jay?”

7. Flirting with girls, sharing the headphones so that both of yall could jam in the vicinity of others…

Give me some more advantages if you have some…I’m sure there are more but now to the disadvantages:

1. By blasting the pod, you miss the announcement that the 2 train is going express from 149th to 180th and you miss your stop. (If you’re not in the city then just imagine your own city’s public transportation)

2. This hot girl was trying to catch my attention but missed it because I was so into that new Ludacris…goodness

3. This is actually a serious one…I became too dependent on the pod, maybe even missed out on having great conversations with people because I was listening to music. (COME ON RICKY!!)

4. My hearing is going to be gone because of those damn head phones…goodness

5. I LOST THE SHIT AND NOW I CANNOT REPLACE IT!! GOODNESS!!!

Basically I took a L for the summer in terms of the pod, but it does allow me to have more secret thoughts about different things, thinking about the blog, thoughtful conversations, and just more time to myself...(I’m trying to spin this into it being a good thing that I lost my f*cking pod) But for everyone else that has a pod, enjoy that shit while it lasts and I hope you lose it too…especially if it’s a new one that costs a whole of money and plays videos and does your homework and all that good stuff…that's the story of my pod so please send your condolences and donations for the new iPod 2008...yzr

Sunday, July 6, 2008

JOE BUDDEN WENT IN!



(I think my home girl Ara is going to like this)

Well we all know Joe Budden from those pump it up days, mood musik, and freestyles on green lantern's radio show...The man just wants to be signed and I wasn't feeling him until my home girl Ara kept on fighting for his rap life...I decided to listen to a few rap records and he was good enough to put on the ipod. Well he has a song/freestyle where he goes in on the state of hip hop...it's kind of like Mad Skillz and the raps he does every year about all the year's events...But this is more real, a lot better, and Joe just demolishes a lot of people and also spits some real talk on there...here, take a listen:



Exactly right...the state of hip hop...from the get he talks about reggaethon (I'm not a big fan of it, and nor do you see other rappers trying to get on a reggaethon beat) The funny voice shit is great, G-Unit beef of course, units for the CD's, got on Lupe for choking up those lyrics, Roc-a-fella (where you at Jay Z?!!) "Some niggas' prime is gone" Hmmm...I wonder who he's talking about? Chingy and Ludacris back together again, Jae Hood and D-Block, 106 & Park and their videos, DMX and his insanity, Murder Inc is now just the Inc., "broke niggas blowing their rent to make it rain" (that's me, most definitely) Numbers always lie, (I think he's right) and I think the best thing he said was that Busta Rhymes has so many albums and not considered a GOAT. (Greatest of all Time) I think he does great work and the CD that comes out soon will be great...Well I hope you enjoyed that and feel free to comment because I love hearing what you think...Also just for Ara, I'm going to put this up (I'm sure everyone has seen this but its whatever)



Joe was pissed...hahahaha...but he def went in..."Put a beat on, don't ask me no questions" And the reason he was pissed was because Green had him waiting for mad long for the interview because the rest of the crew was in there (Styles P, Beans, Freeway, Uncle Murda) Enjoy!!!

O-BAMA, O-BAMA (A MILLIE VERSION)

No, do not get it twisted. Barack did not make his own verse for "a millie" but these dudes on the tube (thats youtube for all you non internet heads) made a song that does the best remake of the song thus far...We're talking about they impersonate everything down to the goblin part, the "ha ha ha" and everything...First let me post it so you can watch it and then I will comment more on it...goodness:




WOW!! WA WA WEE WAH!!! I had to run it back twice to get everything that he was saying...some notable quotes that were similar to Wayne and just nice

1. His criteria compared to John McCain just isn't fair, cause he's B-L-A-C...(yup they didn't spell the whole thing but whatever)

2. Tell the Clintons, ha ha ha ha, couldn't catch, couldn't stop him

3. Man, Obama's so ill.

4. He's too young, he's too hip, negroes alaways causing problems, his pale looking face got him looking like a GOBLIN (goodness, they even got that in there)

So that's just 4 of them that I'm putting up there, comment and let me know which ones were great...yzr/yzm (yzm=yes mam)