Saturday, June 28, 2008
Exactly!! This made me feel handicapped since I cannot even do 10 push-ups right now (gotta hit the gym!!) But nonetheless these dudes did not let anything stop them from dancing and being entertainers. This is the type of stuff that we need to embrace. Yzr
CAN I GET AN ENCORE!!!!
Friday, June 27, 2008
Ludacris- Big Ass House (Luda uses the voice box thing that T Pain uses)
Papoose-Straight Stuntin (He needs to drop an album and get some album money)
Lil Keke ft. Slim Thug, Tre, & Paul-Money in tha City (Dem Texas Boyz)
R Kelly ft. Fat Joe, Fabolous, & Busta Rhymes-The Money (Don't hate on R. Kelly please)
Nas-Sly Fox (Takes some shots at Fox)
Eve ft. Robin Thicke- Fantasy (Eve trying to make a comeback, Robin makes the track though)
If you’re like me then you know that crushes are the best/worst thing in the world. No, not the orange soda cans that they sell in limited stores, but like the person you kind of have feelings for, you kind of like them and you just want to take them out and show them a good time. This is the cutest thing ever. BUT NOT WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MANY CRUSHES!! I would like to think I’m a handsome man, to some I may be cute, to many I may be sexy, and to a select few I’m ugly (I see you, hi hata) But yes I have a couple of crushes out there that may be reading this or that I hope they are reading so that they could understand what I go through. The thing about crushes is that the crushee (red squiggly line on me again…goodness) knows that they are being crushed on, so they have the advantage. They run your world with a remote control like Adam Sandler did in Click.
For example I had a crush in which I ran home to make sure I friended her on facebook, messaged her with the “Hey it was great meeting you, hopefully we see each other again,” wall post, text message and maybe an AIM conversation. I think by this time she realized I was crushing on her. And at that same time she realized she could do anything with me. I’m talking about you crush so hard that you constantly check to see if she’s going to respond to any of your posts or just make any contact at all. It almost becomes stalkish (I am not a stalker, trust me…hahaha) The best news is when she said “We should hang out” OH BOY!! I was the man. Made sure I was going somewhere nice, somewhere new, something creative. Put on my best outfit and went to go meet my crush. I’m nervous, mumbling words, shaking. I cannot even believe that its happening. And then the bill comes for the dinner. I pay for it of course. End with a hug and maybe a kiss on the cheek. Back home to say that you had a great night and then you don’t hear from them again. I’m fine with not hearing from them again because a new crush enters the world of the Internet Goon. But she knows how I felt, took advantage of the situation and now I'm at the beginning again. Nothing was gained from that date.
But I don’t want it to always end like that. I want to see what it would be like to kiss my crush, cuddle with my crush, spend more time and stuff like that. Most of my crushes just become my best friends. And of course you cannot just try to make any advances because that ruins the friendship. I’m like a young Pepe Le Pew out here trying to get his Penelope Pussy Cat. Except that there are so many cats.
Have I ever been crushed on? I think so. Not trying to toot my own horn (Yes I am) but I enjoy being in charge of any circumstances….and when I have someone that crushes on me, if they deserve it, I’ll show them some love, if not they can keep it moving because I’m not the right one for you. Not to say that you should never crush on me because I love it more than a fat kid loves cake.
My crush status now is simmering down. I have one ULTIMATE crush on a girl though. She knows that I like her through drunk texting, drunk calling, and other such interactions. Am I sprung for this girl? YES. Will I stop doing me though? NO. (Yzr. Gotta keep the pimp hand strong…haha…just kidding, but you understand)
Let me know if you want to be crushed on because I’m taking applications right now. Other than that enjoy this nice song. Mr. Cheeks
Thursday, June 26, 2008
But one thing I love talking about, in terms of the NBA, is who the best in game dunker has been. We're talking about dunkers that have no soul, don't care if they rip off your arm and theirs but are trying to throw it down like my man Bill Walton says. Personally, I think the best in game dunker is Vince Carter. The man is just incredible. Throwing dunks from everywhere, catching them and just finishing them off. I think one of the ways to know that a player is the best dunker is when the announcers cannot even say anything after the dunk. A bunch of oooohhhs and aaaaahhhhhhhs, some laughters, some incredible sayings...just different stuff like that. Now the videos you are about to see features many of the dunks from Vince Carter....I know when I watched this I just had my mouth open during the whole clip because some of the shit doesn't make sense...Most of the laughter is coming from Doug Collins...and most of the best dunks come from when he was on the Toronto Raptors...He creates a poster with every single person in the NBA...Rik Smits, Mount Mutombo, Shawn Bradley, Ratliff, and the list goes on and on...just watch these two real quick:
I told yall this shit was serious. But of course I have to mention my other personal favorites that you guys don't have to agree with but just remember who mentioned them first. First is Shawn Kemp who just ridicules the people he dunks on. Its not even funny. Check out number 5 where he gives the man he just dunked on a handshake like "Good try buddy, but Im Shawn Kemp"
HAHAHA!! Number 1...he just points at him and laughs...Thats so disrespectful....Oh well. Next is Dominique Wilkins. Definitely seemed like he had his way with the ladies at all times. Dunked on these dudes with no regards for humanity. He almost rips Larry Bird's head off in one of these spectacular dunks. Enjoy:
NUMBER 6. OMG. He dunked on three people. WOW!! But my last dunker is Dwight Howard. He is not human. "He's an alien, like Gonzalez" (If you dont know that line then go get the Carter 3 el rapido) Dwight is like the new Shaq in his prime. No one wants any part of him, he jumps too high, he did the superman, and he made Tim Duncan and the Spurs look foolish on his number 1 dunk. SHAME ON YOU TIM!! (He has three rings or fours so he can take L's like that)
Just remember to listen to the commentators because I think they make the videos even more hilarious.
We all do it. It’s the best thing. Best relief. I still try to believe that girls do not fart and don't go number 2 in the bathroom. It just seems like a man thing to do. I mean, we have battle farts, we smell each other’s farts all the time. But what I need to talk about is, when is it the right time to fart on your bf/gf? Yup because that other person that we sleep with, cuddle with, spend time with doesn’t experience the fart. I think that a majority of couples want to hold their farts and number 2’s. It’s not something that I want my girl to experience at all or I want to experience at all either. I think the first time to fart is always an accident…a slip up.
Just picture this: funny ass movie is on, you’re with your boo and yall are laughing and laughing. It’s only the two of yall so a slip up is not going to be pretty. But nonetheless, you laugh too hard and the fart comes out. The boo doesn’t hear it yet but trust me that smell is going to come wandering in soon enough. OH BOY!! Now you can smell it and the question arrives, “Did you just fart?” Of course you can’t deny it like Fab said but it’s a big release. All those times before you had to hold it in. Almost cry because you wanted to release that joint earlier but you knew she was coming in like 3 minutes. But now once that fart is release the war begins. You start farting all the time in front of her like shes one of the boys, one of your homies. She even joins in with an occasional fart or two per week but that shit aint funny..hahahaha….
I won’t name any names but I knew something was up when one of my girls tore up the bathroom. She left for a long period of time. Girls always take forever in the bathroom but I didn’t think nothing of it this time. She came back after the whole episode was over. A 30 minute episode….goodness….that is just crazy work in there. I went in after before the next show started and it was wild...it smelled like I tore it up or one of the other roomates...I never thought I would experience the day. I couldn’t understand that girls went number 2. MY GIRL?!!! Damn. How do yall feel about this situation? I know couples that go right into the farting, some wait until they are married. Nonetheless shit happens, farts happen. Enjoy this little clip of Jamie Foxx talking about the first time farting on your boo. He’s hilarious:
New Era and Sesame Street have combined to make hats for the people and its fans...I don't really know what to make of this but I don't see a lot of people wearing these fitted hats at all....maybe except for the under 5 population in the world....Well let me not say that...I can see myself rocking that cookie monster and oscar the grouch..Those two were the most realistic characters on Sesame Street anyways...Oscar was the local bum and Mr. Cookie Monster was the dope fiend...goodness....well if you want to buy one go check it out HERE
I AM GOING IN!! What’s the use of an ex? Yea I said it. Everyone is in a relationship or has been part of one and shit just hits the fan so dumping occurs. That person becomes your ex. Now we all know shit gets awkward after that. If its on facebook then that shit has to go off the profile…mad people are all up in your business because of this new ex, they want to know what happened and all the details…I have spent so many hours explaining to people why I have broken up with all of my exes (I actually didn’t break up with them, I got dumped every single time…goodness) Then there is some arguing, maybe some rekindling, that “we have to try being friends first” bullshit…Look I ain’t trying to be friends with you, I’m trying to be your man. SHIT!!
Well anyways, let me get back to this ex business. So there are two roads that this ex relationship can go in. Either it’s a hate relationship or a love relationship. Don’t get it twisted, I still love every single one of my girlfriends till this day but I don’t think they love me. We are part of the hate relationship road. They hate me. I don’t talk to them, they don’t talk to me. Its like they have fallen off the face of the planet like Mystikal (check the post on his below) For instance, (yup people are going to be called out, well not names, but close friends will know)…My ex on campus doesn’t even acknowledge me, and I don’t either. Do I really know what happened? Nope. I even tried to say hi one day and I got the beat box. (nigga please) So I guess I had to stop at this point. My other ex is better at keeping in contact with. I actually value her friendship, guidance, and all that other stuff. Trust me I give her shit all the time for being a wack friend, not being there for me but I guess that’s her choice. I actually think she is doing better without me. But once again she’s an ex that I really don’t talk to on a friendship basis anymore. Oh well. My other ex, my first love…(tear, tear) I don’t even really acknowledge. I call on birthdays, send an occasional text message, but there is nothing to say. I saw her when I went to my old school and it was the quickest encounter I’ve ever had with anyone. So quick that sometimes I forget that she was there, or that I was there. So I don’t know what to do with my exes at all. That’s why I have been single for the last year. (best thing/choice I’ve made)
The other relationship is the love one. Basically I’m saying that your ex is still your ex but yall are close, talk to each other on the phone, tell them your juciest secrets (juciest is not a word, Microsoft just red line squiggled me) and they even get to come over to the crib. But when they come over to the crib its all about rekindling old feelings and such…yall know what time it is…slow jams come on, its too late to go back to the crib, someone says “Hey you can just stay here with me.” Little cuddling action and now its boom boom time. Yup, this is the ex that you can still smash and have no feelings attached. I’m talking about wham, bam, thank you mam/sir. I kind of wish I had this going on. Maybe not the hooking up part (yeah I'm def talking about the hooking up part) but also the calling, the almost best friend kind of action. If any of my exes are reading this I’m sorry but we just don’t have this kind of relationship.
Let me know what yall think because Ne yo describes his experience in a song “Sex With My Ex.” I haven’t really experienced it so let me know what is the deal. Ne yo has lyrics such as "can't nobody do it better" and "can't nobody get it wetter." Now thats just inappropriate, heres the song:
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Jermaine O'Neil just got traded to the Toronto Raptors for T.J. Ford and a number 2 pick....hmmm...how exactly do I feel about this trade? I dont feel not a god damn thing....and thats because these players are not superstars like they once were...(i told yall no holds bar, im not playing) Yeah the Raptors may have Bosh and O'Neil but they don't scare me like the Celtics, or Magic. Hoepfully it all goes well for the Raptors and Pacers. Hopefully we don't see clips like these in Toronto:
Or like this:
HAHA...look at Dwight Howard's face.
Goodness just one more clip of Jermaine playing hard:
I said the same thing when a Mystikal track came on....Remember him...the guy who rapped fast, had the single "Shake Ya Ass." Yea that dude. We're talking about someone who quietly just fell off the face of the rap world and the world itself. Seriously, I was in the club and the song comes on and in my half tipsy state, I asked my homeboy where Mystikal. Definitely not a proper topic of conversation when girls are willingly shaking their ass because Mystikal said so. Well according to many sources, Mystikal is serving time in jail for sexual battery. COME ON!!! They judge gave him 6 years so he's expecting a 2010 release. I wonder if he's going to come out all gospel like or back to the gritty gritty. At the height of his career he was a Grammy nominee for the best rap album....I would've never thought that this man would just fall off like that. Well hopefully he gets out of jail and comes right back on the scene...yzr
So it is true that everyone needs a T Pain track. Everyone has been using the voice box like Lil' Kim, 50 Cent, Baby, Kanye West and even the Snoop Doggy Dog. (Damn, how would Jay-Z sound on one of those?) But Lil' Wayne has made his presence on that voice box also. Wayne's voice is annoying as it but the voice box just makes it even more annoying and irritable. But don't worry fans, because T Pain and Lil' Wayne are introducing the next generation of the Best of Both Worlds. Of course we know that Jay and Kels established that reign with their two volumes. If Kels didn't mind getting maced from Jay's goons then they would have raked in so much money. The next attempt was Bow Wow and Omarion. They had a couple good tracks such as "Girflriend" and "Hey Baby." Now the two most hoe-ish artists in the game are going to coincide for their album. Its called "He Raps, He Sings." I'm not joking at all people. I've already heard one track called "Can't Believe It." I truly think that it's not gonna happen. I mean Wayne still has to put his own young money all stars first. And I'm still waiting for that Juelz and Wayne CD. I guess we just have to wait and see. Here is the song right here on a youtube clip:
Here's another single called Valentine. I had to rip it off youtube and make it into an mp3 until it shows on iTunes.
Whats a show without Weezy.
First he had Air Force ones, now they're stepping on his J's...Nelly loves these sneaker songs. Put a shirt on though. Yeah im hating so what!!!
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
T-Pain brought out mad people for his performance. I guess you gotta have T-Pain on your track:
Rihanna kept it classy for the awards tonight...i thought she did a great job. I wasn't happy at the shots of Chris Brown though. But if you look at the 2:23 mark you can see my man Quinn texting like a feen right next to Chris Breezy. Yzr:
Chris Brown and Ciara...what a dancing combination. Rihanna's face was priceless with all that humping going on...hahahaha
This is probaby the best performance by Mrs. Swizz Beatz, uhhh, i mean Ms. Alicia Keys...shes so good looking and thick and just goodness...En Vogue, TLC, SWV...she brought a powerhouse with her.
I knew the dress for Keyshia was going to come off as soon as I saw it. She's too hood for that type of stuff. She fixed the gap in her teeth but I love gaps because my mom has one. Transition wasn't perfect into the other song. Come on now.
Usher went in. Even though he was lip syncing its all good. He proved that he can still dance and keep up with the young ones. But can I get another single because I am tired of this song...goodness...
Jeezy & Kanye....performance was pretty weak
His album was released earlier this year and was definitely better than the bullshit that I hear on the radio and everywhere else. Album is called "Post No Bills" where you can buy it HERE.
Check out these tracks from Kardi on youtube. One is called "One Step Ahead" and the other is "Who Am I."
WOW!!! The swag is just great. Oh you don't believe me:
Money from the sales. WOW!!! You thought I was playing
I told you he was a problem. You can definitely check him out on myspace, facebook, and youtube. Don't hate the hustle, hate the game. GO BUY HIS ALBUM!!!
Clearly there has to be some ongoing beef to just pull that out on a freestyle. I guess the next time they face each other all eyes will be on those two again. But as the title suggests Shaq loses and here is the reason. After making the freestyle, the Sheriff that gave him his deputy badges wants them back. Clearly if one of his other offices used derogatory terms they would be in trouble too. Everyone knows how much Shaq used to brag about those badges and being part of the 5-0...Click here for the article. Both Kobe and Shaq will take these losses. Just for your enjoyment here is another Shaq freestyle about Vlade Divac back in the day:
Goodness. Ne-yo is a great lyricist. Even I wouldn't start a beef with him. I think Chris Brown wins in the long run because why would anyone who looks like this win:
DAMN DAMN DAMN!!! Look at the dome on this dude. No brokeback!!
The Next Beef is Soulja Boy and Ice T. Ice T came out of no where and told Soulja Boy to eat a d*ck. He blamed Mr. Soulja for ruining hip hop and all other nonsense. Soulja Boy responded and talked about he was old and all this other nonsense. So basically this is a back and forth thing in which a winner has to be named. I think the winner is Ice T. I respect Soulja Boy and listen to his music all the time. But if an ol' G steps up to you then you might as well just keep your mouth shut. Ice T can say whatever he damn pleases. He is a legend in the game and plus he rides with more goons than Soulja Boy will ever have. Check out what snoop had to say about the matter.
I mean Snoop called him his ol' G. Thats so much respect already. New generation v. Young Generation. Soulja Boy needs to stay quiet on this for real.
1. Best Friend: This is your go to person at all levels. During crisis times, good times, horrible times, chill times. I need someone to go shop with so I call my best friend. I need someone to vent to, so I call my best friend. I just need someone to talk to so I call my best friend. Some people have more than 1 best friend, as is the case with me. I do not know where I would be without them because I go through mad shit and I just need their guidance sometimes.
2. Partner: You call this person when you're going somewhere and you don't want to make the solo mission at all. You don't want to be superman but rather Batman with Robin. This person is always willing to go to the club, parties, crazy ass events. They're just down for whatever. Maybe they do not have shit to do but it's all good. I respect it anyways.
3. Boo: Trust me your boo is your friend. I'm not talking about your mushy boo. I'm talking about your boo that you get in there with. Spend some time with but not really calling it official. The one you take to the movies, hold hands, kiss, give Eskimo kisses, take pictures, and even get mad when other dudes/gals look at her/him. I think I have a couple of boos. And I'm sure I'm someone's boo. It's all good tho. Its a game of Life, just like the board game said.
4. Girlfriend/boyfriend: I think yall already know the deal with this. I do not have a girlfriend. Nor do I need one at this moment. I think I speak for everyone when I say that the single life is the greatest thing ever. If you have girl or man all respect to you and yours. Just don't bring her my way cause like Mike Jones said, "Turn your neck and your dame is missing." Goodness
5. Ooohh: Thats the one that you do not need to see at the moment You invite them to the room, parties, and other events but didn't expect them to actually come. They are always weird, make shit so strange, and the day can go better without them. For example, that friend can always ruin the mood. Let's say I am trying to holla at a girl. This friend will definitely come in and say: "Oh Man, thats like the 6th different girl I've seen you with." GOODNESS!!! They just ruined your whole attempt to either get in them guts, go out on a date, or just chill. But the even crazier thing about this friend is that somehow they come through in the clutch. They bring good when your sick, they're the first ones at your party and the last to leave. Thats why they always get the invite.
Thats why I leave you with this video of friends by Whodini. Yes its the same group that had "The Freaks Come Out Night." They were a hip hop group from New York (Where else would the be from?)